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Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: I want to know ()
Date: April 04, 2020 03:34PM

Is it a staff member? Is it somebody from the outside that comes in specially to spray him? Does he do it himself? how often does he do it, every day? How long does it take? America wants to know.

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: gelih ()
Date: April 04, 2020 03:43PM

the gardener

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: concealer ()
Date: April 04, 2020 03:46PM

He uses a suppository.
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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: Inbred Iranian Shitstain Tan ()
Date: April 04, 2020 04:17PM

I want to know Wrote:
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> Is it a staff member? Is it somebody from the
> outside that comes in specially to spray him? Does
> he do it himself? how often does he do it, every
> day? How long does it take? America wants to know.
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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: Piss n Spray ()
Date: April 04, 2020 04:18PM

A Russian hooker sprays him and then piss’s on him.

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: Trumptardified ()
Date: April 04, 2020 04:59PM

I'm Gerrymanderer2 and am triggered as usual and swallowing gallons of jizz.

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: Gerry Can’t Afford Hookers ()
Date: April 04, 2020 05:42PM

Piss n Spray Wrote:
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> A Russian hooker sprays him and then piss’s on
> him.

Wrong, Gerry’s dad and goat piss on him. That’s why Gerry reeks like urine and shit.

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: Quickie response ()
Date: April 04, 2020 06:09PM

Gerry sucks

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: Science & Kirk ()
Date: April 04, 2020 06:11PM

GF2 keeps walking right into that propeller.
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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: Quickie Reponse ()
Date: April 04, 2020 06:27PM

GF2 sucks

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: California Wine Mixer ()
Date: April 04, 2020 06:41PM

^ Like Kobayashi!

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Re: Who Spray Tans Trump?
Posted by: hdwf ()
Date: April 04, 2020 06:43PM

Hey Gerry - it is Catalina Wine Mixer you dumbass.

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