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A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 01:41PM

I’m retired. Feel free to block our threads in your moms basement.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 01:58PM

Fried fish, hush puppies, and a six pack of Cokes. Going to eat Ice cream cake. Take that bowels.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: April 03, 2020 02:02PM

I haven’t eaten at Tippys Taco in a month. My bowels have considerably improved.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: April 03, 2020 02:31PM

How many people suffer when they can't read about BO's latest shit fantasies?
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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 03, 2020 03:32PM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> I haven’t eaten at Tippys Taco in a month. My
> bowels have considerably improved.


That place literally scares me.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Here in the real world ()
Date: April 03, 2020 04:17PM

People should never discuss their bowels with someone too interested in their bowels.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 04:34PM

Having Dominoes delivery shortly. 2 medium pan pizzas with mushroom black olives bacon and sausage on one pepperoni with extra cheese on the other. Would it be too much to get a chocolate lava cake for desert?

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 04:48PM

My rugrats have taught me how to order witch hazel, wet towelettes, and even castor oil off the World Wide Web. This is a great day, so I don’t have to go out as much with this damned Chinese virus. I hope my brothers in bowel are doing well, and will let you know which web sites have the best value for your bowels.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: April 03, 2020 04:48PM

Wash hands and containers after delivery. You’re braver than most accepting delivery of any kind into your home.... What up BiBs!

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: April 03, 2020 04:51PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My rugrats have taught me how to order witch
> hazel, wet towelettes, and even castor oil off the
> World Wide Web. This is a great day, so I don’t
> have to go out as much with this damned Chinese
> virus. I hope my brothers in bowel are doing well,
> and will let you know which web sites have the
> best value for your bowels.


Congratulations. The internet has been around since 1993 or so. What a great accomplishment for a obviously incompetent, insane person who’s write ups continue to be more stupid everyday.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Peel the Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 05:56PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > My rugrats have taught me how to order witch
> > hazel, wet towelettes, and even castor oil off
> the
> > World Wide Web. This is a great day, so I
> don’t
> > have to go out as much with this damned Chinese
> > virus. I hope my brothers in bowel are doing
> well,
> > and will let you know which web sites have the
> > best value for your bowels.
>
>
> Congratulations. The internet has been around
> since 1993 or so. What a great accomplishment for
> a obviously incompetent, insane person who’s
> write ups continue to be more stupid everyday.

How dare you attack the wonderous Brown Onion. The man on the street doesn't give a damn about our plight with IBS and here is Brown Onion who is doing everything in his power to save us money on witch hazel, butt wipes, and Castor Oil. We would all suffer alone without Brown Onion.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 03, 2020 06:03PM

I agree. Shame on you. How about a little compassion? Wow you are a horse’s ass

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: April 03, 2020 06:03PM

I agree. Shame on you. How about a little compassion? Wow you are a horse’s ass

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 06:11PM

Grandma came back from canasta with Remington 870 - she says she has it to protect he stash from the homies but that she is also keeping an eye 'on that fat-assed faggot next door...' I think the social distancing has her on edge. Im having Grilled Sustainable Salmon with caramelized onion farro, quinoa, arugula, roasted beet, cilantro pumpkin seed pesto for dinner...

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Peel the Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 06:23PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I agree. Shame on you. How about a little
> compassion? Wow you are a horse’s ass


Where would any of us be without Brown Onion? Who knew that Witchhazel and Castor Oil helped with IBS issues? Only on FFXU are we blessed enough to get this sort of cutting edge medical advice.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 06:40PM

Damn. I’m so used to that condescending tone at the office. Wonder why I so called “bitch” about IBS docs being last in their class and all ass? The proof is in the pudding. Thank you peeled and rusty, as I do everything to support you and others and always shall.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 07:00PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are outside in a inflatable pool. The obese neighbor is humping pool animal, while dad drinks and laugh. Mom is smoking cigarettes, but the good news is grandma is ordering me my own pizza.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Red Onion? Where at ()
Date: April 03, 2020 07:27PM

Where’s the sign spinning guy?

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: April 03, 2020 08:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Damn. I’m so used to that condescending tone at
> the office. Wonder why I so called “bitch”
> about IBS docs being last in their class and all
> ass? The proof is in the pudding. Thank you peeled
> and rusty, as I do everything to support you and
> others and always shall.

It is because you know so much more than the doctors.



I bet this guy would benefit from your knowledge of witch hazel!
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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:00PM

I sit here on the groan throne. Dolly Parton, although she won’t show me her bosom is singing “Joleen,” to calm me down. Sweat pours down my forehead. Head and neck veins protrude as my intestines are in a war of the worlds. What is to become of my starfish? I hope the sewing kit is available, as this is going to hurt even more. Who knows, maybe I’ll be able to drop a cinder block and Dolly will be impressed. I’m so relieved to have her here instead of Liza Minnelli.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Dolly’s cousin ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:16PM

Dolly is writing a song for you, BO, it is called “the groan throne of many colors “

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: miscavage is a faggot ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:28PM

Wow, another full day of the BO troll talking to himself. What a fucking loser.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:42PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I sit here on the groan throne. Dolly Parton,
> although she won’t show me her bosom is singing
> “Joleen,” to calm me down. Sweat pours down my
> forehead. Head and neck veins protrude as my
> intestines are in a war of the worlds. What is to
> become of my starfish? I hope the sewing kit is
> available, as this is going to hurt even more. Who
> knows, maybe I’ll be able to drop a cinder block
> and Dolly will be impressed. I’m so relieved to
> have her here instead of Liza Minnelli.

Dolly Parton has watched you poop too!

These stories help everyone!

No wonder GIs look down on you.
They are jealous.
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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Naughty....delicious. ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:46PM

miscavage is a faggot Wrote:
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> Wow, another full day of the BO troll talking to
> himself. What a fucking loser.


There is more than one shit giffer on these threads.

I wouldn't be surprised if BO himself was one of the others.
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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 04, 2020 05:55AM

I’m up early and have a balanced breakfast. Seven grain toast plain. Butter can cause your bowels to jam up. My suggestion is high fiber too, hence the raisins and the orange juice as well. These foods will in your case not mine, result in more basketballs than cinder blocks I hope. Castor oil is a must. Even with the Chinese virus eat healthy and be as well as you can.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 04, 2020 06:35AM

The pizza from Dominoes was good last night. I am going grocery shopping right after a sensible breakfast of a big steak cooked on the George Foreman grill with 6 fried eggs and a couple toasted bagels heavily buttered. My bowels are ready!

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 04, 2020 06:43AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> The pizza from Dominoes was good last night. I am
> going grocery shopping right after a sensible
> breakfast of a big steak cooked on the George
> Foreman grill with 6 fried eggs and a couple
> toasted bagels heavily buttered. My bowels are
> ready!


Oh my goodness! I’ve got to ask, do you have extra strong stomach acid or have your bowels evolved? My goodness the thought of those foods makes my knees buckle. With that I’d be in a world of hurting.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Craptacular ()
Date: April 04, 2020 07:14AM

Dropped a big ole log into the hopper this morning. Bowels are working well today. Feel like running a marathon.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: April 04, 2020 07:37AM

Am thankful it’s the weekend. So much less stress worrying constantly about accidents.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Witty and Shitty ()
Date: April 04, 2020 08:30AM

Why do the curtains look brown? Apparently someone ran out of toilet paper!

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Date: April 04, 2020 09:38AM

Howdy bib'z!
I shore am happi ta be at home after goin to tha wall mart las nite. people bea all actin crazy bout this here virus thing. All this diztress muse be a cauzing people ta have bowel troublez. Well I got me a 3 day weekend and thiz evenin I am goin ta cook tuna steaks on tha charcoal grill an drink me a bunch of beerz. I am jus goona stay home like mr Trump sayz ta do.
I shore does hope an pray that all yall brotherz in bowel are doin ok. God blezz yall!

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 04, 2020 10:32AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy bib'z!
> I shore am happi ta be at home after goin to tha
> wall mart las nite. people bea all actin crazy
> bout this here virus thing. All this diztress muse
> be a cauzing people ta have bowel troublez. Well I
> got me a 3 day weekend and thiz evenin I am goin
> ta cook tuna steaks on tha charcoal grill an drink
> me a bunch of beerz. I am jus goona stay home like
> mr Trump sayz ta do.
> I shore does hope an pray that all yall brotherz
> in bowel are doin ok. God blezz yall!

Sorry to hear your bowels are distressed. Walmart causes mine to be crushed like a goulash grapefruit. Glad to hear you have some time off! You’re right let’s follow the president’s leadership and do our best to get rid of this Chinese shit.

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Re: A new thread bowel blocker
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Date: April 04, 2020 12:03PM

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