I think the only possible thing that could be worse is if I catch the China Flu or have something that causes me to have to go to the hospital, which would expose me to the Chinese Flu!

I'm eating the only thing that I have left, which isn't much!

How will those of us that are dead broke survive until the bailout checks arrive?

No, but those checks are supposedly not going to be ready for like five months or so

Don't listen to the last dumb ass, the checks will be out in 2 weeks and you might get it quicker if it's direct deposit.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/millions-americans-wait-months-mailed-stimulus-checks-irs/story?id=69945855

It's always good to be informed and not an ignorant idiot like you.


"Millions of Americans could wait months for mailed stimulus checks, IRS tells Dems.

It could take up to 20 weeks for the IRS to mail paper checks starting May 4."

https://nypost.com/2020/04/03/some-people-may-not-get-stimulus-checks-until-august-memo/

You MAY get it quicker if it's direct deposit. But if you actually believe they're going to have a few millions of checks ready in two weeks, keep dreaming sweetie.

And if this person is so broke I highly doubt they filed taxes or have a direct deposit account. But who knows.

Check into the Trump DC Hotel for a 2 week stay.
Ask for the nicest Suite, and have them bring in a couple of refrigerators.
Order in as much food and booze as possible off the room service menu, enjoy the spa, get a massage/manicure/pedicure. Enjoy. Get to know everybody. Tip them well on the charges and bill everything to your room.

After a couple days/weeks, ask for an extension because of the Trump virus. Once they become annoying, call the front desk and tell them you have the Trump Virus and need to shelter in place. Tell them the hospital refused to accept new patients.

You're probably good for at least 2-3 months.

Syphilis started with a piss
Now it hurts me when I piss

Just intentionally get the bug, go to the hospital, then eat for free!
Well, that is, until the bills show up, but you get the idea!

"The document from the House Ways and Means Committee says the IRS will make about 60 million payments to Americans through direct deposit in mid-April, likely the week of April 13. The IRS has direct deposit information for these individuals from their 2018 or 2019 tax returns.

Then, starting the week of May 4, the IRS will begin issuing paper checks to individuals, the memo says. The paper checks will be issued at a rate of about 5 million per week, which means it could take up to 20 weeks to get all the checks out. That timeline would delay some checks until the week of Aug. 17."

To the dumbass above Wrote:
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> https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/millions-americans
> -wait-months-mailed-stimulus-checks-irs/story?id=6
> 9945855
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> It's always good to be informed and not an
> ignorant idiot like you.
>
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> "Millions of Americans could wait months for
> mailed stimulus checks, IRS tells Dems.
>
> It could take up to 20 weeks for the IRS to mail
> paper checks starting May 4."


Fake news only works on idiots like you with no reading comprehension.

If you e-filed, you'll get paid this month. They went over this in yesterday's presser, but CNN switched over to the cuomo brothers. lmao

Maybe you should have saved for a rainy day?

The rich will get bailed out. The small people will get a pittance. The small and medium sized business owners will have to sign over everything they own to facilitate this scam. The banks don't have any skin in the game and they are going to make BIG BIG BUCKS AGAIN. Our kids are fucked.

Don't worry. No way in hell will the banks or even credit companies put a force on you. They be run out of town on a rail after being tarred and feathered. Same thing if the libtards pull another impeachment gag at this time.