Thomas Jefferson
Cluster/tension headaches, broken/fractured bones, dysentery, depression, rheumatism, constipation, boils, hearing loss, enlarged prostate, Asperger syndrome (?)


James K. Polk
Kidney stone, sterility, cholera, debilitating diarrhea.


James Garfield
Malarial fever (ague), cold, upset stomach, anal fissure, infected gunshot wound, heart attack or aortic aneurysm (?), blood poisoning, pneumonia.


William H. Taft
Skull fracture and head injury due to wagon accident, sunburn, typhoid fever, severe obesity, dengue fever (?), perineal abscess, dysentery, food poisoning, heartburn, sleep apnea, motion sickness, constipation, headache, gout, cold, eye injury, pink eye, lower back pain (lumbago), hypertension, carpal tunnel syndrome (?), indigestion, atrial fibrillation, rheumatoid arthritis, chronic cystitis, atherosclerosis, myocarditis, heart failure.


Herbert Hoover
Croup (strep throat or laryngitis), measles, mumps, diphtheria, chicken pox, hatchet injury to finger, burn injury to foot, gall bladder disease, shingles, intestinal cancer, deafness, near blindness, pneumonia, fatal, gastrointestinal bleeding.


Franklin D. Roosevelt
Polio, hypertension, hemorrhoids, anemia, melanoma (?), anorexia, weight loss, indigestion, sebaceous cyst, atherosclerosis, cardiomyopathy, angina, cholecystitis, cerebral hemorrhage.


Dwight Eisenhower
Appendicitis, seborrheic keratosis, arthritis,Crohn's disease, anxiety, depression,bowel obstruction, stroke, cholecystitis, prostatic hyperthropy, heart disease, multiple heart attacks (myocardial infarctions).


Jimmy Carter
Severe chronic hemorrhoids.


Ronald Reagan
Nearsightedness (myopia), pneumonia, fractured thigh bone, urinary tract infections, prostate stones, severe cold, Temporomandibular joints (TMJ) disease, arthritis, hay fever, gunshot wound, collapsed lung, hearing loss, colon polyp and cancer, basal cell carcinoma, benign prostatic hyperplasia (enlarged prostate), gastroenteritis (also known as infectious diarrhea), epidural hematoma, Alzheimer's disease, hip fracture, pneumonia.


Bill Clinton
Gasteroesophageal reflux (GERD), rectal bleeding, knee injury, allergy, torn knee tendon, sebaceous cyst, basal cell carcinoma, acne rosacea, angina, atherosclerosis, coronary artery disease, sexual addiction (?).


George W. Bush
Hemorrhoids, benign colon polyps, alcoholism, cocaine abuse (?), actinic keratosis, loss of consciousness (syncope), knee injury (torn meniscus).

wow Bush was a coke head?

bubbaz Wrote:
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> wow Bush was a coke head?


Pretty well known these days. The CIA headquarters was named after his father so losing records of his DUI and coke charges was easy before he was President. Of course, that is in the early days of the internet so it was simpler.

bubbaz Wrote:
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> wow Bush was a coke head?


He was big. I liked to smoke “bazookas” which are a blunt filled with cocaine. He said in an interview he liked them because they “knock you down and keep you going at the same time”.

Jimmy has severe chronic Hemorrhoids lol. Yet he has outlived so many his age.

Had kill yankeeidous!
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he had every health problem in the book. He couldn't possibly have had good bowels

bestprez Wrote:
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> Had kill yankeeidous!


WE all owe Jefferson Davis a debt - his terrible leadership accelerated the fall of the South. and yes, his health was terrible Davis had poor health for most of his life, including repeated bouts of malaria, battle wounds from fighting in the Mexican–American War and a chronic eye infection that made bright light painful. He also had trigeminal neuralgia, a nerve disorder that causes severe pain in the face; it has been called one of the most painful known ailments.

Clinton had rectal bleeding lollllllers

Trump spends a lot of time on the toilet tweeting, no doubt there are issues in the bathroom.

I would love to back to simpler times when Ronnie could spray his infectious diarrhea all over the brown savages like a weed killer. Such great white men could infect me with their green apple spatters and my only thought would be to thank them for their service to our country.

What’s he saying Robin?