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Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: church ()
Date: June 29, 2014 11:42AM

CHCH. What's missing? U R.

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 29, 2014 11:51AM

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: curious guy ()
Date: June 29, 2014 12:31PM

Eesh what you doing on okcupid. Are you lonely?

I am more your type than that guy. Accept me.

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: conservatards ()
Date: June 29, 2014 12:39PM

I think Vexxed is the only one here that goes to church. He's in the choir too.

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 29, 2014 01:43PM

conservatards Wrote:
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> I think Vexxed is the only one here that goes to
> church. He's in the choir too.





Alias goes to church as well.
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 29, 2014 02:32PM

Looks like Kelly Bundy a bit.
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 29, 2014 02:33PM

The daughter of LaVey is hot, and I wonder if she wears a strap on.

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: op english please ()
Date: June 29, 2014 02:36PM


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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 29, 2014 02:40PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The daughter of LaVey is hot, and I wonder if she
> wears a strap on.


I Would love to see that.

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: dumb bitch ()
Date: June 29, 2014 03:40PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias goes to church as well.


she loves evil

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: June 29, 2014 03:54PM

And after that fateful day, I never forgave again. If god is incapable, what hope have I?
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 29, 2014 04:03PM

dumb bitch Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Alias goes to church as well.
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>
> she loves evil





A nice garden ornament of Alias.

Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: The Great Orb ()
Date: June 29, 2014 05:37PM

Why do people feel the need to get dressed up in uncomfortable, un-natural clothes like peacocks, parade down the avenues in their latest model automobiles, and gather inside a stuffy box-like building, indoors, and mumble prayers, sing hymns, and listen to some stiff lecture about ancient scriptures that have been written and re-written by mortal men - in order to connect with their God?

That's just moronic at the most basic levels.

If you want to spiritually connect with God - sit outside on a mountain top or by a babbling stream or river, lay on a beach by the ocean, or on the shore of a lake; watch the sun come up or go down, take in the stars at night; breath in the fresh air; smell the flowers, trees, and odors of nature; feel the rain or the sun upon your face; catch a snowflake on your tongue; listen to the cacophony of the birds, and the beasts, and the billions of species as they go about their lives; watch the life and death struggles between them; watch the symbiotic relationships that they share to survive; interact with the infinite natural wonders that God has created and absorb their amazing beauty and splendor for yourself. Ponder with great wonder how all this can be. Share it and discuss it with others.

Don't just do it on Sunday. Do it every day. Live a spiritual life every single day with appreciation, awe, and thanks - for all of it - for the small fraction of mortal time that you have been granted to be a part of it.

Don't lock yourself in a box, confined to a small space, with small minds, worshipping the words and tales of dead men with small minds.

Life is awesome. Live it!
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: The Great Orb ()
Date: June 29, 2014 05:44PM

You can worship God a whole lot better outside of a church.

Why would you do it inside a box?
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: pick up women at church otherwis ()
Date: June 29, 2014 05:50PM

The Great Orb Wrote:
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> You can worship God a whole lot better outside of
> a church.
>
>


pics...now that's church!!!!!!

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 29, 2014 05:55PM

The Great Orb, you post these pics of a fun loving, active lifestyle, yet you are posting here alongside everyone else.......



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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: Hepyh ()
Date: June 29, 2014 06:06PM

well you've reminded me of a loathign and hate of playgrounds of the rich that gov workers frequent while intently tripping and trapping citizens to prevent uprising and backlash

thank you

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: The Great Orb ()
Date: June 29, 2014 08:13PM

I get active outside quite a bit.
Especially when I need to come up with something to post on FFXU.

Lighten up dude.
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 29, 2014 08:18PM

If you want to talk active lifestyles, these two have it!



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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: Oh Eesh.... ()
Date: June 29, 2014 08:21PM

You're so funny....
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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: LOL@ the boring people ()
Date: June 30, 2014 02:13AM

The Great Orb Wrote:
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> Why do people feel the need to get dressed up in
> uncomfortable, un-natural clothes like peacocks,
> parade down the avenues in their latest model
> automobiles, and gather inside a stuffy box-like
> building, indoors, and mumble prayers, sing hymns,
> and listen to some stiff lecture about ancient
> scriptures that have been written and re-written
> by mortal men - in order to connect with their
> God?

I'm not Fruppie, but....

that's stupid,

and incredibly boring.

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: straight male ()
Date: June 30, 2014 02:32AM

Who are those 2 babes on the beach? They in this area and are they available?

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 30, 2014 02:37AM

straight male Wrote:
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> Who are those 2 babes on the beach? They in this
> area and are they available?




The one on the right was a poster named "katiesmith." She hates men that drive vehicles that get less than 35 MPG on the highway and she despises people that don't donate 10% of their income to art museums and theaters.

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Re: Why aren't you at church?
Posted by: straight male ()
Date: August 17, 2014 03:26AM

eesh Wrote:
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> The one on the right was a poster named
> "katiesmith." She hates men that drive vehicles
> that get less than 35 MPG on the highway and she
> despises people that don't donate 10% of their
> income to art museums and theaters.


Well keep her coming! more!

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