Will he meet a lovely young lady who values his talent, good looks, and high IQ?

Does his college have mixers and social clubs? I am sure he will join the "young" republicans, but at age 40, will they take him?

What other clubs should he join? He should definitely stay away from music clubs, as his versus their talent will be painfully obvious.

We are so proud of him!!!! Going to college. We have been shopping at bed bath and beyond and bought him: sheets for the bed, a waste paper basket, a tiny microwave and fridge, a bucket to carry all his toiletries in (including his enema kit), a desk lamp, and a laundry basket.

We will be shopping for new clothes so Meade will make a good impression to both his professors and classmates.

Meade should use his talents to make friends. Being a "non traditional" student, he can buy the other kids alcohol.

When Obama was in office, it was easy for Meade to blame Obama for his fucked up life. Now that Trump is in office, Meade thought with God's help he should be on easy street by now.

Meade forgot the old saying "God Helps those who Helps Themselves". And that is the rub with Meade. Sure, he helps himself to seconds at dinner and has helped himself to welfare. But Meade has done nothing to crawl himself out of his sloth ridden rut. Sure he has applied to school and now is taking the whole summer off to 'prepare' for Community College'.
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Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> What other clubs should he join? He should
> definitely stay away from music clubs, as his
> versus their talent will be painfully obvious.


Perhaps he can take a Philosophy course in aesthetics. He can write a brillinat term paper about a no talent, flash in the pan boy band can still have films made about their influence 50 years after they have broken up and how brilliant talent such as his will only be discovered after his demise.
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let me see the receipt

He needs to get shirts and sox monogrammed with his college initials, a pair of penny looafer shoes, and a pennant to take to football games. For a well-rounded education, he has several clubs on campus that will benefit from Meade joining. His options are, the debate club, the history club, the acapella “Freeways, the Gay Straight Student Alliance, Theatre Club, Thrive, College Republicans, and Two Step Club.


I can see Meade being president of one of those clubs by November.

I know that the Haufes have put all their eggs in one basket with his older brother, but are they so much a family of losers that any sort of Community College makes Meade the second biggest achiever of the lot?

The Glee Club is something to look into; although if they know you are part of the scene they might recruit you. Focus a little on music composition classes. You need to understand what goes into a good song. If they have a football team you might make a spectacular nose guard of defensive end. Good luck and as John Wayne's script writers said: "As long as the river don't rise'

Maybe Meade will hook up with a nice young college girl and become a Daddy!

Meade will rush home after class to troll apricity and FFXU. He will fail his classes because he is not motivated enough to study and pay attention. When he does fail he will blame it on the teacher, it will go something like this;
"the gay loving liberal did not speak clearly and did not cover anything relevant" it's all his fault.

Very excited to here this! Great Job Meade!

Big Man on Campus Wrote:
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> Maybe Meade will hook up with a nice young college
> girl and become a Daddy!


Any 'mice young college girl' will find a better catch than Meade unless she has a harelip or some other congenital problem. He might be able to get a middle-aged empty nester to give him a quick blow job. That might be the best thing for him. He might even go over to her house and get a glass of boxed wine and he can be introduced to that activity.

I doubt he has enough testosterone to pitch a tent

maybe he can find a dike that's into motor-boating?

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> I doubt he has enough testosterone to pitch a
> tent
>
> maybe he can find a dike that's into
> motor-boating?
>
That is an old picture. Here is a recent one..


Actually, motorboating is still possible and he has gained side boob.
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Meade looks better in the photo in front of the barn as opposed to the 'trump 2020'. The top photo looks like he is young going through an awkward stage and there is hope he would outgrow it. The bottom one shows his badly dyed hair, his wax museum looking complexion and the horrible truth that he has developed jowls to the point that and head now has the shape of a soccer ball. Meade really needs to quit wearing tight T-shirts.
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Sucking in his gut did nothing to hide the disgusting thing that happened to Meade's chin.
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That is an old picture Wrote:
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> now back to reality Wrote:
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> > I doubt he has enough testosterone to pitch a
> > tent
> >
> > maybe he can find a dike that's into
> > motor-boating?
> >
> That is an old picture. Here is a recent one..
>
>
> Actually, motorboating is still possible and he
> has gained side boob.

Meade has a great physique. He has some mild bloat. Probably water retention. He will look great!

...

Here is a better size. The years have not been kind to Meade's head at all.
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This guy gonna be a jock. Football Captain at least. How would you as a 120 lb man soaking wet go against this future Gridiron champ?

Has Meade considered competing in a strong man competition? They are all fat and muscled as well.

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> This guy gonna be a jock. Football Captain at
> least. How would you as a 120 lb man soaking wet
> go against this future Gridiron champ?


120 lb man?

I know community college gets the third or fourth string of the high school athletes, but how bad must a team be hurting to put a 120-year-old man on their team?


And Meade gets winded half through singing a song. He breaks out in a sweat after walking 5 paces. A 180 lb with an average amount of endurance will be able to overtake him in one play.

Strong Man? Wrote:
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> Has Meade considered competing in a strong man
> competition? They are all fat and muscled as
> well.
>



He would probably lift the weights half way up. His endurance will fail him and it will land on him causing him a sports injury. He will then sue the pant off anyone he can instead of taking responsibility for destroying his body. That's just the way welfare recipients are.

He is a just a little scamp that will get into all kinds of hijinks and monkey shines as a Delta Kappa Dei pledge, with his shiny pledge pin. Do I see panty raid times and keg party? You bet I do!

Meade the Katzejnammer Kid Wrote:
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> He is a just a little scamp that will get into all
> kinds of hijinks and monkey shines as a Delta
> Kappa Dei pledge, with his shiny pledge pin. Do I
> see panty raid times and keg party? You bet I do!


Will he invite the frat over to raid his sister's panties?

I am an idiot Wrote:
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> Meade the Katzejnammer Kid Wrote:
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> > He is a just a little scamp that will get into
> all
> > kinds of hijinks and monkey shines as a Delta
> > Kappa Dei pledge, with his shiny pledge pin. Do
> I
> > see panty raid times and keg party? You bet I
> do!
>
>
> Will he invite the frat over to raid his sister's
> panties?


When did Gretchen start wearing panties again?

what college is meade attending?

GO JTCC! Wrote:
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> He needs to get shirts and sox monogrammed with
> his college initials, a pair of penny looafer
> shoes, and a pennant to take to football games.
> For a well-rounded education, he has several clubs
> on campus that will benefit from Meade joining.
> His options are, the debate club, the history
> club, the acapella “Freeways, the Gay Straight
> Student Alliance, Theatre Club, Thrive, College
> Republicans, and Two Step Club.
>
>
> I can see Meade being president of one of those
> clubs by November.


Shittttttt! He might as well put on a Raccoon pelt coat and swallow goldfish while sitting a top the schools flag pole. Times have change, what I'd like to see is him joining a Fraternity (Greek) and going on panty raids

Hell!!! Wrote:
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> GO JTCC! Wrote:
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> -----
> > He needs to get shirts and sox monogrammed with
> > his college initials, a pair of penny looafer
> > shoes, and a pennant to take to football games.
>
> > For a well-rounded education, he has several
> clubs
> > on campus that will benefit from Meade joining.
>
> > His options are, the debate club, the history
> > club, the acapella “Freeways, the Gay
> Straight
> > Student Alliance, Theatre Club, Thrive,
> College
> > Republicans, and Two Step Club.
> >
> >
> > I can see Meade being president of one of those
> > clubs by November.
>
>
> Shittttttt! He might as well put on a Raccoon
> pelt coat and swallow goldfish while sitting a top
> the schools flag pole. Times have change, what
> I'd like to see is him joining a Fraternity
> (Greek) and going on panty raids

Meade is literally too "old School" for panty raids. Besides, his community college does not have women's dorms or sorority houses. Meade should school his classmates on why living your life as if it is 1950 is better than living it 2019 style. So, if Meade walks around Campus looking more like Wally Cleaver than Kurt Cobain, so be it.

It does not appear the school has dances or proms, but they do have flag football, laser tag, and world kindness day.

But back to reality, has Meade been told to keep his mouth shut when a new immigrant talks in class? Will Meade take courses that will positively effect his music and stage career, like poetry, Chorus, drama,and modern dance?

I can see him carrying his school things in a brief case, with horn rim classes fixed with white tape or a bandaid, a plastic pocket protector with "Joe's glass service since 1960s" on it, and wearing a sueded elbow coat. You know the type.

Meade should enter a Pokeman Go group.


He can impress people on being an actual Pokeman.
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After taking her SAT in French, Jodie Foster left the movie business to go to Yale for four years. she graduated with a degree in Literature in 1985.

Will Meade give up the lights and fame of music in order to focus soley on his education, like Ms Foster?

His notebooks and tablets don't have pictures of SpoongeBob, Scooby Do, Big Bird or Bambi. Please,

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> SpoongeBob, Scooby Do, Big Bird or Bambi. Please,


We know he is not going to have "Dora the Explorer" shit.

Meade thinks all Mexicans come to America to get handouts from our Government because they are lazy.

Eli vation Wrote:
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> After taking her SAT in French, Jodie Foster left
> the movie business to go to Yale for four years.
> she graduated with a degree in Literature in 1985.
>
>
> Will Meade give up the lights and fame of music
> in order to focus soley on his education, like Ms
> Foster?


God has already done this for Meade.

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