could he work for Jenny Craig? Wrote:
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> You know, sort of a 'Don't be like this' figure?
They could take a nod from the old show "Scared Straight" where juvenile delinquents are taken into prisons to look at their future.
It could be called "Scared Slim". Meade could just talk on his usual subjects like enemas, being possessed by demons, how great his music is, and how homos want to faggotize young impressionable good-looking men like himself.
Jenny Craig's spokesperson can say "We are not sure that extended years of body fat actually results in permanent brain damage, but are you willing to risk becoming this?".
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