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Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: Breaking Wind News! ()
Date: November 19, 2019 10:01AM

He has destroyed his career.


https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/11/18/he-who-denied-it-eric-swalwell-denies-emitting-massive-fart-on-msnbc/

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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: jfdshghg ()
Date: November 19, 2019 10:23AM

He farted. So what? It was hilarious. The issue is now that he's a fucking libtard liar. What a loser.

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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: Well now! ()
Date: November 19, 2019 11:17AM

Well

I thought his shit didn’t stink.

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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: Jones ()
Date: November 19, 2019 11:51AM

The shot heard around the world.

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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: Gerry/GGP ()
Date: November 19, 2019 12:13PM

That was hot! I have a major boner.
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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: jdsfjhrhg ()
Date: November 19, 2019 12:19PM

Mmm. You smell purty.
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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: Gov McNiggerface ()
Date: November 19, 2019 03:24PM

This one is on me guys. I knew he was going to be on and I bet him he wouldn't bust ass in the middle of talking. I lost that one!!!

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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: Phantom.Shitter ()
Date: November 19, 2019 04:07PM

Only faggots don't claim their own dank.

Republican caught danking publicly: Fuck yeah I released some malachi-crunch death gas!

Democrat caught danking publicly: Uhhhh...naw dawg, that wasn't me. This chair needs to be oiled...

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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: 7c3mw ()
Date: November 19, 2019 04:32PM

jfdshghg Wrote:
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> He farted. So what? It was hilarious. The issue is
> now that he's a fucking libtard liar. What a
> loser.


Marco Rubio takes a drink of water at the wrong time during a debate and democrats shit themselves. But farting in mid-sentence? No biggie.

I wish all Democrats would start incorporating farts into their statements.

It would finally lend some decorum and veracity to their whine.

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Re: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) issues denial that he farted on live TV
Posted by: LOLWUT ()
Date: November 19, 2019 04:34PM

jfdshghg Wrote:
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> He farted. So what? It was hilarious. The issue is
> now that he's a fucking libtard liar. What a
> loser.

Did he? He's DENYING it, but you know he's full of shit and talking outta his ass. Literally.

Now we know who the leaker is.

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