I'm sure I speak for all FFXU users in wishing Meade well in his upcoming academic endeavor. He is so youthful looking and strong, he will no doubt be taken for just another college student when he starts classes this week. Perhaps, he will soon find that lucky gal who will become his life partner. He can provide her with his lavish lifestyle while she gestates his children.

What could go possibly go wrong?
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How will the women resist such a hot tone masculine man like Meade?

Wet just thinking about it Wrote:
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> How will the women resist such a hot tone
> masculine man like Meade?
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By running and screaming loudly ?

Meade is always talking about how young he looks. I wonder what is going to happen when he is in a classroom filled with kids who are actually young. He is just going to look old and fat by comparison.

If only nursing homes had not stopped booking Meade. That was the one place he did look young. And his music actually sounded good to the hearing aid crowd.
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HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS 40

What if, God forbid, one of his professors is Black? A Black English or history professor would be a hoot.

Well, I for one can't wait to ask "how was school today," in this forum tomorrow afternoon.

Did he avoid early morning classes?

I hope Meade has to take a sociology class.

Wake up call for Meade Wrote:
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> Meade is always talking about how young he looks.
> I wonder what is going to happen when he is in a
> classroom filled with kids who are actually young.
> He is just going to look old and fat by
> comparison.
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> If only nursing homes had not stopped booking
> Meade. That was the one place he did look young.
> And his music actually sounded good to the hearing
> aid crowd.


This is a myth. In fact, most community colleges are full of people of all ages, many of them older than Meade, usually. Especially night classes. If he's doing online classes it will be harder to meet young chicks that way, though.

proud democratic. Wrote:
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> HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS 40


He looks 27.

Youthful Genes Wrote:
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> proud democratic. Wrote:
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> > HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS 40
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> He looks 27.


Meade, you are not fooling anyone.

It is time for you to grow up.
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Mixed Groups Wrote:
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> Wake up call for Meade Wrote:
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> > Meade is always talking about how young he
> looks.
> > I wonder what is going to happen when he is in
> a
> > classroom filled with kids who are actually
> young.
> > He is just going to look old and fat by
> > comparison.
> >
> > If only nursing homes had not stopped booking
> > Meade. That was the one place he did look
> young.
> > And his music actually sounded good to the
> hearing
> > aid crowd.
>
>
> This is a myth. In fact, most community colleges
> are full of people of all ages, many of them older
> than Meade, usually. Especially night classes. If
> he's doing online classes it will be harder to
> meet young chicks that way, though.

What does Meade think is going to happen when he meets these 'young chicks'?

Does he think he will find one who will go out with him?

Can he even afford to buy her a Starbucks let alone dinner?

Will he bring them home to meet his father?

Will he meet their fathers and discover they are closer in age to him than she is?

I don't think being surrounded by 18-year-olds who are smarter than him and laughing at him will be good for meade.

will they laugh at meade? Wrote:
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> I don't think being surrounded by 18-year-olds who
> are smarter than him and laughing at him will be
> good for meade.


I remember there was this old guy in my math class, I think he was in his 30-40s like Meade. I thought he was the college professor but he was as student.

Attending college as an adult is fine, but there's usually an expectation that you're bringing something to the table in terms of life experience or work experience. When this happens, older students are a valuable asset in the clasroom and held in high regard by their classmates.

But meade is less mature or world-wise than most of the teenage students he will be encountering.

Of course, he will expect the kiddoes to respect him for his maturity and greater knowledge, and when they scoff at him - well, I don't see that ending well.

Meade should study to become a nurse.

But probably too stressful for meade.

Also, you have to take science courses.

Nursing Wrote:
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> Meade should study to become a nurse.
Do metropolitan hospitals have a nurse on call just to give enemas?

Seriously, Meade has little compassion for others. He would make a terrible nurse for anyone who didn't look like him.

Unless you are fat and white you would be in trouble having nurse Meade watching you.

Hell, he might even spill a bedpan on a skinny persony to prove his retarded conjecture that skinny people smell like urine.

Meade is just a waste of a human life.

Nursing Wrote:
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> Meade should study to become a nurse.


He would look the part of a nurse.
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I wonder the type of attire he will wear at college. On his first day will he wear red, white, and blue with a MAGA hat?

Tim Gunn Wrote:
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> I wonder the type of attire he will wear at
> college. On his first day will he wear red, white,
> and blue with a MAGA hat?


How many different shirts can Meade still fit into?
Same question with pants.


Is he going to be noticeably damp like he has been in recent videos?

With this weather, he is going to make a horrible first impression with the professors and other students.
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I hope he wore his MAGA hat.

I'm a nursing student. Sophomore. And obviously I'm without a career yet. The study is quite tough. You have to spend lots of time at university and even at home you should learn and learn a lot. I have my laptop always at hand to check different tasks, to do assignments, and so on. By the way, a nursing student can look at this list of affordable laptops. I happened to bump into it when I was looking for one for me. Maybe it will be useful for someone.