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Mass Shooting Solution
Posted by: Modern Thoughts for Modern Times ()
Date: September 18, 2019 09:50AM

Trump needs a device that prevents mass shooters from becoming mass shooters, so he won't be the most mass murderer President.

Something that can keep the kill count below the 6 or 7 dead bodies required to qualify as a mass shooting.

So 5 round clips, and you can't reload until 30 minutes after first responders clear the bodies away.
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