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Need help removing ferret from my ass
Posted by: Squirts McGirts ()
Date: July 21, 2019 11:26AM

Help, I got a ferret stuck in my ass. Only the tail is hanging out. I tried using some chicken wings to coax him back out but he won't come, so now there's wings on my bed. Anyway someone told me you folks could help me out. Any suggestions? I'm afraid it will prolapse my rectum and turn my butthole purple.

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Re: Need help removing ferret from my ass
Posted by: TMOS fan 2 ()
Date: July 21, 2019 11:30AM

In the absence of a really good, and discreet, friend and a pair of kitchen tongs, it is off to the emergency room for you.

Don't worry, they have seen worse. But any photos they take will probably make "the wall".

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Re: Need help removing ferret from my ass
Posted by: 435treiou ()
Date: July 21, 2019 11:30AM

is the ferret's name G2 TMOS ?

call the police

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Re: Need help removing ferret from my ass
Posted by: Elle ()
Date: July 21, 2019 11:39AM

A TMOS ferret!

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