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Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: July 16, 2019 10:29AM

It is a given that Meade is in full flight from reality. I think his biggest delusion is that he will someday find an audience willing to pay to hear his shitty music. Does anyone have any other thought?
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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:27PM

I think more specifically it is tbat his god will take care of him after his meL ticket expires

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: A goal setter ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:49PM

Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> I think more specifically it is tbat his god will
> take care of him after his meL ticket expires


Meade doesn't want to be famous. He just wants someone famous to record one of his wonderful songs. He's willing to sacrifice. He wants a steady gig, something like Branson. But he also values the importance of finishing his education.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Jelly Roll ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:54PM

Can't blame you for being jealous but it's starting to get pathetic.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Meade is shitty and you know it ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:04PM

A goal setter Wrote:
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> > I think more specifically it is tbat his god
> will
> > take care of him after his meL ticket expires
>
>
> Meade doesn't want to be famous. He just wants
> someone famous to record one of his wonderful
> songs. He's willing to sacrifice. He wants a
> steady gig, something like Branson. But he also
> values the importance of finishing his education.

So when is Meade going to write a song good enough to be recorded by an actual professional musician?

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Keep telling yourself that Meade ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:05PM

Jelly Roll Wrote:
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> Can't blame you for being jealous but it's
> starting to get pathetic.


In the real world, this is pathetic
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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Big Man on Campus ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:16PM

Meade is shitty and you know it Wrote:
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> A goal setter Wrote:
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> -----
> > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think more specifically it is tbat his god
> > will
> > > take care of him after his meL ticket expires
> >
> >
> > Meade doesn't want to be famous. He just wants
> > someone famous to record one of his wonderful
> > songs. He's willing to sacrifice. He wants a
> > steady gig, something like Branson. But he also
> > values the importance of finishing his
> education.
>
> So when is Meade going to write a song good enough
> to be recorded by an actual professional musician?


Meade himself is a professional musician. Don't be a jealous hater.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: uvkpn ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:40PM

uvkpn

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Government Cheese Meade ()
Date: July 16, 2019 01:50PM

Big Man on Campus Wrote:
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> Meade is shitty and you know it Wrote:
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> > A goal setter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I think more specifically it is tbat his
> god
> > > will
> > > > take care of him after his meL ticket
> expires
> > >
> > >
> > > Meade doesn't want to be famous. He just
> wants
> > > someone famous to record one of his wonderful
> > > songs. He's willing to sacrifice. He wants a
> > > steady gig, something like Branson. But he
> also
> > > values the importance of finishing his
> > education.
> >
> > So when is Meade going to write a song good
> enough
> > to be recorded by an actual professional
> musician?
>
>
> Meade himself is a professional musician. Don't be
> a jealous hater.

There is a difference between thinking one is a professional musician and being a professional musician. Meade gets more money from Welfare than he does playing music.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: As a man of God ()
Date: July 16, 2019 02:04PM

Meade claims to be a man of God. And yet as far as his musician career of his God constantly answers his prayers with a big resounding 'NO'. Meade's Vanity has blocked him from truly understanding what God wants from him.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Singer Songwriter Extrordinair ()
Date: July 16, 2019 02:51PM

As a man of God Wrote:
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> Meade claims to be a man of God. And yet as far
> as his musician career of his God constantly
> answers his prayers with a big resounding 'NO'.
> Meade's Vanity has blocked him from truly
> understanding what God wants from him.


Meade has written many great songs. No one can top Sweet Tea. Not even Tom Waits.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: That is the picture ()
Date: July 16, 2019 03:16PM

Singer Songwriter Extrordinair Wrote:
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> Meade has written many great songs. No one can top
> Sweet Tea. Not even Tom Waits.


This points out another delusion of Meade. The fact that 'Sweet Tea'is anything more than mediocre. It is an insipid and banal. It may be Meade's best, but it really isn't good at all

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Songwriter True ()
Date: July 16, 2019 03:18PM

That is the picture Wrote:
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> Singer Songwriter Extrordinair Wrote:
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> >
> > Meade has written many great songs. No one can
> top
> > Sweet Tea. Not even Tom Waits.
>
>
> This points out another delusion of Meade. The
> fact that 'Sweet Tea'is anything more than
> mediocre. It is an insipid and banal. It may be
> Meade's best, but it really isn't good at all

You're right it isn't his best. Songs like "From The Outside Looking In", Hipsters Ruin Everything, and Staring Again, are all top notch. Sweet Tea is just a fan favorite.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Hi Meade ()
Date: July 16, 2019 03:32PM

Songwriter True Wrote:
ly isn't good at all
>
> You're right it isn't his best. Songs like "From
> The Outside Looking In", Hipsters Ruin Everything,
> and Staring Again, are all top notch. Sweet Tea is
> just a fan favorite.


The Hipsters who laughed at him ten years ago was his only fan base ever.

Only Meade himself would say 'fan favorite' since everyone else knows Meade has no fans.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: and his biggest delusion ()
Date: July 16, 2019 03:59PM

..is that spending an entire summer getting ready for entry-level community college courses somehow constitutes a 'job'.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Enquiring Minds ()
Date: July 16, 2019 04:06PM

A goal setter Wrote:

>
> Meade doesn't want to be famous. He just wants
> someone famous to record one of his wonderful
> songs. He's willing to sacrifice. He wants a
> steady gig, something like Branson. But he also
> values the importance of finishing his education.


Since when has 'finishing his education' been important to Meade?
He hasn't been in a class in almost 20 years.

When people say one thing and do another, their actions are telling the truth.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: 'fat and lazy' ()
Date: July 16, 2019 04:10PM

meade's father is getting tired of him

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Meade is a busy little bee ()
Date: July 16, 2019 04:16PM

and his biggest delusion Wrote:
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> ..is that spending an entire summer getting ready
> for entry-level community college courses somehow
> constitutes a 'job'.


Meade has lots on his plate. Just today he started another thread about his looks.

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?295339-Do-I-look-like-an-equal-mix-of-German-and-Irish&p=6140000#post6140000

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: UppityNegro ()
Date: July 16, 2019 08:38PM

Meade thinks junk food is healthy and he only eats 2200 calories a day. He of course doesn't count the 3 chocolate bars because "they were so teensy"
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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: meade and his looks? ()
Date: July 17, 2019 12:50AM

Meade is a busy little bee Wrote:
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>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?2
> 95339-Do-I-look-like-an-equal-mix-of-German-and-Ir
> ish&p=6140000#post6140000


Try a mix of inbred hillbilly and basement dwelling trumptard manchild.

Dripping with sweat from the rigorous exertion of plugging in his keyboard. He's liable to have a heart attack mid-performance. Good thing textbooks are online now; guy would never be able to schlep a bag full of backpack around campus.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Meade will never lose weight ()
Date: July 17, 2019 09:11AM

UppityNegro Wrote:
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> Meade thinks junk food is healthy and he only eats
> 2200 calories a day. He of course doesn't count
> the 3 chocolate bars because "they were so teensy"


Sure, Meade will eat a piece of chocolate cake as part 'chocolate cake for breakfast' diet. Then half a dozen baked potatoes for lunch as part of the 'potato diet' and then two pints of ice cream for dinner as part of 'eat nothing bigger than your head' diet.


Then he will be flummoxed that he doesn't lose weight since he is on three different diets all at once.


Meade just doesn't have the character or willpower to lose weight successfully,
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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: UppityNegro ()
Date: July 17, 2019 06:28PM

Meade will never lose weight Wrote:
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> UppityNegro Wrote:
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> > Meade thinks junk food is healthy and he only
> eats
> > 2200 calories a day. He of course doesn't count
> > the 3 chocolate bars because "they were so
> teensy"
>
>
> Sure, Meade will eat a piece of chocolate cake as
> part 'chocolate cake for breakfast' diet. Then
> half a dozen baked potatoes for lunch as part of
> the 'potato diet' and then two pints of ice cream
> for dinner as part of 'eat nothing bigger than
> your head' diet.
>
>
> Then he will be flummoxed that he doesn't lose
> weight since he is on three different diets all at
> once.
>
>
> Meade just doesn't have the character or willpower
> to lose weight successfully,


He's so fucking fat his body has resorted to storing fat on his head.
nigga has a pear shaped head

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Little by Little ()
Date: July 17, 2019 08:36PM

UppityNegro Wrote:
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> Meade will never lose weight Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > UppityNegro Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade thinks junk food is healthy and he only
> > eats
> > > 2200 calories a day. He of course doesn't
> count
> > > the 3 chocolate bars because "they were so
> > teensy"
> >
> >
> > Sure, Meade will eat a piece of chocolate cake
> as
> > part 'chocolate cake for breakfast' diet. Then
> > half a dozen baked potatoes for lunch as part
> of
> > the 'potato diet' and then two pints of ice
> cream
> > for dinner as part of 'eat nothing bigger than
> > your head' diet.
> >
> >
> > Then he will be flummoxed that he doesn't lose
> > weight since he is on three different diets all
> at
> > once.
> >
> >
> > Meade just doesn't have the character or
> willpower
> > to lose weight successfully,
>
>
> He's so fucking fat his body has resorted to
> storing fat on his head.
> nigga has a pear shaped head


No, Meade is getting in shape. He is going to be looking great a year from now!

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Brutal ()
Date: July 17, 2019 09:09PM

Little by Little Wrote:
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> UppityNegro Wrote:
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> > Meade will never lose weight Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > UppityNegro Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Meade thinks junk food is healthy and he
> only
> > > eats
> > > > 2200 calories a day. He of course doesn't
> > count
> > > > the 3 chocolate bars because "they were so
> > > teensy"
> > >
> > >
> > > Sure, Meade will eat a piece of chocolate
> cake
> > as
> > > part 'chocolate cake for breakfast' diet.
> Then
> > > half a dozen baked potatoes for lunch as part
> > of
> > > the 'potato diet' and then two pints of ice
> > cream
> > > for dinner as part of 'eat nothing bigger
> than
> > > your head' diet.
> > >
> > >
> > > Then he will be flummoxed that he doesn't
> lose
> > > weight since he is on three different diets
> all
> > at
> > > once.
> > >
> > >
> > > Meade just doesn't have the character or
> > willpower
> > > to lose weight successfully,
> >
> >
> > He's so fucking fat his body has resorted to
> > storing fat on his head.
> > nigga has a pear shaped head
>
>
> No, Meade is getting in shape. He is going to be
> looking great a year from now!


Stop lying to yourself, Meade. You’re only hurting yourself. Get off your ass and get a fucking job. Pursue music as a hobby. I’d tell you not to quit your day job, but you don’t have one. Trolling the internet doesn’t count.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: but..but..looking after his dad ()
Date: July 17, 2019 11:36PM

Brutal Wrote:
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> I’d tell
> you not to quit your day job, but you don’t have
> one. Trolling the internet doesn’t count.

Without meade at home, who would look after his father? Somebody has to mow their fifty squre foot lawn, and that's a full time job right there!

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: almost 12 years ago ()
Date: July 17, 2019 11:48PM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/48884/49000.html#msg-49000

Of course Meade's getting into into shape by next year.
Why should this year be any different than the last 12 on this forum?

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Meade-waste of a human life ()
Date: July 18, 2019 12:23AM

but..but..looking after his dad Wrote:
> one. Trolling the internet doesn’t count.
>
> Without meade at home, who would look after his
> father? Somebody has to mow their fifty squre foot
> lawn, and that's a full time job right there!


Meade's father could throw a few bucks at a neighborhood kid with a lawnmower. Get some Molly Maids in for a few hours a week and all of a sudden the work Meade does is being done consistently and better than Meade has ever been able to accomplish.
This would be far cheaper than the cost of a 40-year-old stay at home son. If pappa Haufe did kick Meade out, he probably could afford one of that Filipina homecare sweeties three or four days a week like my Gramps. It could all end happily...if know what I mean and I bet you do.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: career opportunities ()
Date: July 18, 2019 10:18AM

Little by Little Wrote:
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> No, Meade is getting in shape. He is going to be
> looking great a year from now!


he’s also been talking about getting his license to practice horse dentistry. he loves animals and it’s a good field to work in.

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Dr. Meade ()
Date: July 18, 2019 11:39AM

career opportunities Wrote:
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> Little by Little Wrote:
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> > No, Meade is getting in shape. He is going to
> be
> > looking great a year from now!
>
>
> he’s also been talking about getting his license
> to practice horse dentistry. he loves animals and
> it’s a good field to work in.


Meade sees horse dentistry as just another aspect of the entertainment industry. He envisions a show on "Animal Planet" where he is a singing horse dentist. He uses his God-given gift of song to calm his patients.

Who wouldn't watch a show like that?

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: grand delusions ()
Date: July 18, 2019 12:25PM

Biggest delusion yet

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Re: Meade's biggest delusions
Posted by: Meade:exact opposite of humility ()
Date: July 18, 2019 01:05PM

grand delusions Wrote:
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> Biggest delusion yet
>



That answer is easy.

No one will hire Meade for the jobs Meade thinks are on his level.

Humility is humbling oneself to take jobs you think are 'beneath you' since working is better than being a welfare receiving bum.

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