Father’s Day = Chaos in Anacostia

did your father ever offer to hold a ladder when you were 2 stories up, and then after you said "no need", hold the ladder and shake it ?

does your father have a fetish for destroying anything you build? to come in your work area and kick screws around when your in the middle of a job ?

to tamper with your relationships using lies on the phone when answering?

to enter your workplace and create arguments to create a problem in your workplace?

to threaten eviction if you do not (do this or that long project) just before final exams, knowing full well students "like to" study just before final exams?

does your father play the injured party if you are not licking his boots on father's day?

did your father refuse to take you to the hospital when you were nearly mortally wounded on a few occasions, while using the hospital himself to extend his life continually?

does your father have a near 100% tendency to take whatever it is you like and give it to others and say "i don't remember" when questioned about it? or simply control it and destroy it and say "it's mine i can do what i want to it"?

has your father had you imprisoned (a few) times by making false reports to police?

has your father ever waited behind a door in the dark at night behind the door to the top of the steps and meddle and or push the door as you are at the top of the steps about to step up?