Just heard a bible guy discussing noahs ark.

He was responding to the question, why did god have noah go through all this trouble, and then flood the earth, just so he could (lovingly?, cus you know, he luvs everybody!!) kill everybody, per his (loving?) plan?

Instead of, you know, just a flick of his magic heaven wand, and everyone is dead.

And the guy said, it's simple! 'Cus god wanted there to be evidence of what he did...and if he merely accomplished this loving act via a miracle, then there would be no evidence of it, and man today wouldn't have any knowledge of god killing every man, woman, child, and animal.

Now did he do that for our sins? I forget. I think he had jegus kilt for our sins, right? Because we were all, very logically (I know, god works in mysterious ways) born sinners.

Anyhow, very funny that god wanted "evidence" of this incredibly loving act of killing every child on the planet.

And such incredible, irrefutable evidence he left! I mean, there can be NO DOUBT that the ark was a real story, right, people? I mean, no questions, like, where did the water go? Where did it come from? How did some goat herder build a ship like this, which has taken modern man something like 2,000 man years to build with modern equipment...how did he take care of 14,000 different species on the high seas for 40 days? Where is the ark now?

Oh, thanks god! You love me so much! Sorry you had me born with sin, I'm so very sorry! But you know everything, so clearly, not a mistake or completely f**kin illogical!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

god. Let me in!

Why?

Because if you don't, I'm going to kill you for not letting me in!

Oh, god! You love me! It's so very wonderful!!!

and it doesn't get much more pathetic than that...

ants don't worry about why they don't understand how humans work, but atheists somehow think they should understand everything about infinite God...so much idiocy and ego wrapped up in the same clump of cells, but that is man at his least impressive

nose ark knows Wrote:
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>
> He was responding to the question, why did god
> have noah go through all this trouble, and then
> flood the earth, just so he could (lovingly?, cus
> you know, he luvs everybody!!) kill everybody, per
> his (loving?) plan?
>

>
> Anyhow, very funny that god wanted "evidence" of
> this incredibly loving act of killing every child
> on the planet.
>
> And such incredible, irrefutable evidence he left!
> I mean, there can be NO DOUBT that the ark was a
> real story, right, people? I mean, no questions,
> like, where did the water go? Where did it come
> from? How did some goat herder build a ship like
> this, which has taken modern man something like
> 2,000 man years to build with modern
> equipment...how did he take care of 14,000
> different species on the high seas for 40 days?
> Where is the ark now?


Ansers in Genesis has built a scale model ark in kentucky where all of your questions swill be answered.

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stfu miz Wrote:
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> nose ark knows Wrote:
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>
> >
> > He was responding to the question, why did god
> > have noah go through all this trouble, and then
> > flood the earth, just so he could (lovingly?,
> cus
> > you know, he luvs everybody!!) kill everybody,
> per
> > his (loving?) plan?
> >
>
> >
> > Anyhow, very funny that god wanted "evidence"
> of
> > this incredibly loving act of killing every
> child
> > on the planet.
> >
> > And such incredible, irrefutable evidence he
> left!
> > I mean, there can be NO DOUBT that the ark was
> a
> > real story, right, people? I mean, no
> questions,
> > like, where did the water go? Where did it come
> > from? How did some goat herder build a ship
> like
> > this, which has taken modern man something like
> > 2,000 man years to build with modern
> > equipment...how did he take care of 14,000
> > different species on the high seas for 40 days?
> > Where is the ark now?
>
>
> Ansers in Genesis has built a scale model ark in
> kentucky where all of your questions swill be
> answered.

Really?

Or just a bunch of goofy-ass assertions, like, dinosaurs were on the ark together with all (or a few, as there are actually OVER 10,000 different species of birds) of today's animals?

And it is interesting to note that it took something like 2,000 man years (or some huge number like that, not exactly sure) using trucked in materials and every modern tool to build that thing.

Yet, it took some 600 year old goat-herder and his family, using hand tools, what, a few years to build nose ark?

Really? Answwers at that phony ark amusement park?

If you can't think for yourself, it is much easier to get some bible thumping huckster to do it for you.

But you make no sense whatsoever.

atheists are their own god Wrote:
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> and it doesn't get much more pathetic than
> that...
>
> ants don't worry about why they don't understand
> how humans work, but atheists somehow think they
> should understand everything about infinite
> God...so much idiocy and ego wrapped up in the
> same clump of cells, but that is man at his least
> impressive

Have you ever met god?

Why is it, that everything that is supposed to be evidence of god, when reduced to a sham or entirely impossible, the response is, "well, its just a mystery that can't be understood".

Hide behind the ol "mystery, therefore, you gotta have faith" thing a little more.

atheists are their own god Wrote:
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> and it doesn't get much more pathetic than
> that...
>
> ants don't worry about why they don't understand
> how humans work, but atheists somehow think they
> should understand everything about infinite
> God...so much idiocy and ego wrapped up in the
> same clump of cells, but that is man at his least
> impressive

It doesn't get much more pathetic than that, huh?

Trying to appeal to all your believer friends?

Well, of course they're gonna agree with you...'cus they believe the same BS as you...without any free, rational thought whatsoever!

man, how embarassing.

Still, in this day and age, when so many of the myths have been exposed...kinda like mayans, still following the sun god...or following oden...or allah...which one you gonna believe?

People actually do believe the ark was a real thing.

Of course, when asked to explain it scientifically, they all revert to "the mysteriousness of god" and, "you just gotta have faith" deal...

Why?

Seriously-admit it-the ark is impossible.

the Sumerians and Kemetians(Egyptians) had a similar flood story...natural distasters such as floods are one thing but after Noah in the old testament is when the god of the bible in the old testament got on that psychopathic slavemaster rapist mass murderer genital mutalation child sacrificing shit...but thats if you believe the bible...the Holy Quran doesn't slander the prophets like the bible does...if you do believe the bible and you are a rational thinker the post Noah god of the bible was a psychopath and the god of the new testament was a pussy who sacrificed a gifted black god known as "Jesus" for no good reason...and that act that harmed humanity still to this day...people talk shit about Muhammad but at least he tried to improve the world we live in today...allowing the Romans to capture him just so he could fullfill some bullshit prophecy of a psychopathic book didn't help us at all

atheists are their own god Wrote:
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> and it doesn't get much more pathetic than
> that...
>
> ants don't worry about why they don't understand
> how humans work,


Ants also don't believe humans have a Special Plan for them.

Ah, you're arguing with people who believe the ark is real.

And, that an amusement park created by some bible thumper based on the ark is a good way to understand just how some 600 year old goat herder was able to get every species on earth (including dinosaurs...LOL!!) onto a boat and keep them alive for 40 days.

Sheer silliness.

Pathetic indeed.

nose ark knows Wrote:
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> Just heard a bible guy discussing noahs ark.
>
> He was responding to the question, why did god
> have noah go through all this trouble, and then
> flood the earth, just so he could (lovingly?, cus
> you know, he luvs everybody!!) kill everybody, per
> his (loving?) plan?
>
> Instead of, you know, just a flick of his magic
> heaven wand, and everyone is dead.
>
> And the guy said, it's simple! 'Cus god wanted
> there to be evidence of what he did...and if he
> merely accomplished this loving act via a miracle,
> then there would be no evidence of it, and man
> today wouldn't have any knowledge of god killing
> every man, woman, child, and animal.
>
> Now did he do that for our sins? I forget. I think
> he had jegus kilt for our sins, right? Because we
> were all, very logically (I know, god works in
> mysterious ways) born sinners.
>
> Anyhow, very funny that god wanted "evidence" of
> this incredibly loving act of killing every child
> on the planet.
>
> And such incredible, irrefutable evidence he left!
> I mean, there can be NO DOUBT that the ark was a
> real story, right, people? I mean, no questions,
> like, where did the water go? Where did it come
> from? How did some goat herder build a ship like
> this, which has taken modern man something like
> 2,000 man years to build with modern
> equipment...how did he take care of 14,000
> different species on the high seas for 40 days?
> Where is the ark now?
>
> Oh, thanks god! You love me so much! Sorry you had
> me born with sin, I'm so very sorry! But you know
> everything, so clearly, not a mistake or
> completely f**kin illogical!
>
> Knock-knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> god. Let me in!
>
> Why?
>
> Because if you don't, I'm going to kill you for
> not letting me in!
>
> Oh, god! You love me! It's so very wonderful!!!


Ummm???? Whens the last time you went to Church? You sound very confused about a great many things which can be answered quite easily with just a minimum effort. Or you can just let God sort it out, as they say.

Ummm...

Just tell me about the ark.

Let's start there, before you start getting, ah, personal.

nose ark knows Wrote:
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> blah, blah, blah

It's funny when libtards bring up science.

LOL!

LIBTARDED!

Avoid, evade, deny...but never get to the subject.

Let me try again...do you really believe the ark happened?

Do you want to tell us how?

Or, you can avoid and deflect.

yeah, yeah, yeah... Wrote:
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> Avoid, evade, deny...but never get to the
> subject.
>
> Let me try again...do you really believe the ark
> happened?
>
> Do you want to tell us how?
>
> Or, you can avoid and deflect.


 

Yep, I knew it.

Avoid the subject like a MoFo!

Talk about a one trick pony!

I called it before you did it...

Wait a sec...omygosh...am I...god?

You gonna tell us about the ark, of just send more silly "blah, blah, blah" stuff?

You may be fooling yourself, obviously.

Great story about a priest today in the waPo...

Boy, he sounds like a beaut...one of god's own!

I know, I know, it's the WaPO...therefore, must be complete BS...

Because, as we all know, priests don't do shady stuff!


Still waiting for you to tell me 'bout the ark, though!!!

C'mon...you can do it!

Jegus wuvs you!!!

It's great...the "tools" used to avoid the subject of discussing the ark:

Ants

Some little girl from an '80's sitcom, and

A "talking" husky dog.

How cute.

Just shows the level of this mentality,..

what else you got Wrote:
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> It's great...the "tools" used to avoid the subject
> of discussing the ark:
>
> Ants
>
> Some little girl from an '80's sitcom, and
>
> A "talking" husky dog.
>
> How cute.
>
> Just shows the level of this mentality,..





FIFY

If there were dinosaurs on the Ark then you can assume God put them there. As far as I know, the dinosaurs died long before the flood. But then some folks say that birds are dinosaurs and if you saw a cassowary you might be inclined to believe it too. Also gators and crocks may be surviving dinosaurs. If you ever visit Williamstown Kentucky they have an actual life size Ark reconstruction accurate to within ± 1 cubit. I haven't been there but have heard it is very interesting. That's probably the best advice I can give you.

And now, some guy in a bowling alley...

All in an effort to deflect.

You can't say deny, 'cus...well, he/she won't even go near the question of the ark...

Yeah, I know all about the park in kentucky...doesn't really answer any questions, though.

As a matter of fact, makes one ask more questions...like, people REALLY believe that 1. 6,000 years ago, the world, and life as we know it started, 2. a 600 year ol (LOL) goatherder actually had all species on a boat for 40 days, and, 3. Actual dinosaurs were on this boat, with every other animal?

And, you gotta be careful saying ALL species, 'cus the argument is..."speciation" had yet to occur, and, evolution of species has occurred in that 6,000 year time frame since.

Silly stuff.

Like, all 10,000 species of birds have evolved from a few species, 6,000 years ago. LOL.

And the other thing that makes me LOL, is the idea that some 600 yeor old dude and his family could build a giant ark, whereas it took modern equipment and materials and millions of dollars and more than 500 workers...to build that same...

No, I won't be going to some Ark amusement park for answers, and if you were serious, you wouldn't either.

I just like seeing what kind of BS and evasion tactics can be used when people are asked to discuss the ark...seriously.

And I've seen quite a few herein.

Seriously, folks, do you really believe in the ark? It's no different than santa clause, the easter bunny, allah, or any number of things.

What else can you do to avoid?

light up a fat blunt before going in, and laugh at all the trumptardz

Yeah, there's plenty to laugh at.

But it can also be scary...like, people who really believe in this stuff want science out of schools, because, well, you know, science says silly stuff like we've evolved over time, over billions of years.

That goes against their belief that we were ALL created 6,000 years ago.

How do they explain the pesky little fact that dinosaurs HAD to exist, because we find dinosaur fossils?

Easy! Dinosaurs, too, were created 6,000 years ago, silly!

God musta done it!

Dam crazy un-American communist science believers!

Jesus is truth. Those who argue otherwise are unbalanced and dysfunctional