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How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: quanto porfavor ()
Date: May 22, 2019 01:19PM

Cutting my lawn is getting old. How much for 1/4 acre lot per month to get the grass cut and edged once a week. Any endorsements?

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: American Way ()
Date: May 22, 2019 01:41PM

Illegals- Around $20 and great job.

Americans- $150 plus benefits and work breaks. Not guaranteed to happen as scheduled. Workers maybe high or drunk. Hit and miss on quality because they don't give shit.

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: stringfellow ()
Date: May 22, 2019 04:53PM

quanto porfavor Wrote:
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> Cutting my lawn is getting old. How much for 1/4
> acre lot per month to get the grass cut and edged
> once a week. Any endorsements?


Marc's Lawn Service. Never used his mowing services, but he has done fall/spring cleanup for me for years. He mow's many of my neighbors lawns and appears to do a good job. I think he charges $25 to mow our lots.

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: Ralio ()
Date: May 22, 2019 04:59PM

I’m great at edging

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: May 22, 2019 06:02PM

$75 for one acre. That includes weed whacking and leaf blowing.

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: Gerrys cousin ()
Date: May 22, 2019 06:05PM

I will cut your grass for $25 and throw in a free blow job.

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: hamby ()
Date: May 23, 2019 06:59AM

I get my 1/2 acre lot mowed and trimmed for 30 bucks and we try to keep it at 2 week intervals but sometimes need a extra mow. The guy who does it is hispanic and he wants to be paid in cash. I have no idea if he is illegal or not but he is awesome at mowing grass.

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: beaner mowers ()
Date: May 23, 2019 08:20AM

$20-$30 for beaner mowing...an extra $10 to guarantee nothing will be missing if you leave your garage open and the dog will not get raped.

I asked about the extra money and he said it has to do with where the beaners come from and their history and propensity for crime and savagery.

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: 2rfegfe ()
Date: May 23, 2019 09:02AM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)

every word above is a lie, probably aimed at a personal attack of someone on FFU


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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: how does this work? ()
Date: May 23, 2019 09:15AM

beaner mowers Wrote:
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> $20-$30 for beaner mowing...an extra $10 to
> guarantee nothing will be missing if you leave
> your garage open and the dog will not get raped.
>
> I asked about the extra money and he said it has
> to do with where the beaners come from and their
> history and propensity for crime and savagery.


Am I writing a check to a business that pays taxes or are they pocketing it all?

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: Pocket it ()
Date: May 23, 2019 09:18AM

how does this work? Wrote:
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> beaner mowers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $20-$30 for beaner mowing...an extra $10 to
> > guarantee nothing will be missing if you leave
> > your garage open and the dog will not get
> raped.
> >
> > I asked about the extra money and he said it
> has
> > to do with where the beaners come from and
> their
> > history and propensity for crime and savagery.
>
>
> Am I writing a check to a business that pays taxes
> or are they pocketing it all?

All lawn services pocket half the money. Just like waiters tips.

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Re: How Much For Basic Lawn Service
Posted by: La Raza ()
Date: May 23, 2019 09:49AM

how does this work? Wrote:
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> beaner mowers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $20-$30 for beaner mowing...an extra $10 to
> > guarantee nothing will be missing if you leave
> > your garage open and the dog will not get
> raped.
> >
> > I asked about the extra money and he said it
> has
> > to do with where the beaners come from and
> their
> > history and propensity for crime and savagery.
>
>
> Am I writing a check to a business that pays taxes
> or are they pocketing it all?

Check? LMAO. Cash only.

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