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Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Registrar ()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:47PM

Did he earn any medals?

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: I don't think so... ()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:53PM

...but he did defeat a Crime Family.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: the one man gang ()
Date: April 19, 2019 05:57PM

Registrar Wrote:
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> Did he earn any medals?


eesh served two tours as a rebel commando

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: I doubt it ()
Date: April 19, 2019 06:02PM

If he did he would brag and perhaps embellish the thing, a Good Conduct would be a Battle Star. You have to be in 3 years for a Good Conduct, I think he was in 18 months. No Rambo. if that is what you are hoping.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Yes he was in numerous battles.. ()
Date: April 19, 2019 06:09PM

with all of the retarded voices inside of his head.

Obviously the retarded voices won the war.

How else do you explain how fucked up he is?

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Yes we can ()
Date: April 19, 2019 06:54PM

The battle eesh went into was the battle of the BBC

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: It's not about the money... ()
Date: April 19, 2019 07:31PM

LOL...hey mis, you lost. Get over it.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Speaking of Moreno ()
Date: April 19, 2019 08:36PM

Willy’s brother Andrew tried joining the military but couldn’t meet the minimum height requirement and failed the vision test (he’s cross eyed.)

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: miz saw combat ()
Date: April 19, 2019 10:55PM

He heroically defended himself with a knife!

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Eesh = American Hero ()
Date: April 19, 2019 11:11PM

Thank you for your service, eesh.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Vshcdk ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:26AM

Eesh is more of a man than Gerry, Meade, or any other faggot on here who hasn’t served. Thanks for your service Eesh. Even if it was just clerical duties.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Proper title ()
Date: April 20, 2019 12:46AM

Intermilitary Administrator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgPD5M9AJs

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Esdsrersdd ()
Date: April 20, 2019 05:11AM

Eesh battles big black cock daily
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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: FFU salutes eesh ()
Date: April 20, 2019 06:36PM

and spits upon those who disparage the service of our dedicated men and women in uniform.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: De slo ()
Date: April 20, 2019 07:05PM

FFU salutes eesh Wrote:
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> and spits upon those who disparage the service of
> our dedicated men and women in uniform.


Eesh was in the military but now delivers pizza?

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: so he delivers pizza ()
Date: April 20, 2019 07:07PM

He is working his way through school. Better than some people we could mention who did NOT serve in the military, and are now unemployed.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Ekkee ()
Date: April 20, 2019 07:12PM

so he delivers pizza Wrote:
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> He is working his way through school. Better than
> some people we could mention who did NOT serve in
> the military, and are now unemployed.


Some people join the military for reasons other then serving.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: billions in pizza ()
Date: April 20, 2019 07:14PM

De slo Wrote:
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> FFU salutes eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and spits upon those who disparage the service
> of
> > our dedicated men and women in uniform.
>
>
> Eesh was in the military but now delivers pizza?

Col Kodak and eesh were both in the army and are now partners in a pizza franchise.

Fun fact: Tom Monaghan, the founder of Dominos, was a USMC veteran and sold his stake for approximately $1 billion in 1998.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Corporal Flashback ()
Date: April 20, 2019 07:19PM

Re: Could Eesh rejoin the army?
Posted by: flashback. ()
Date: November 29, 2017 06:14PM

Re: joining the army
Posted by: Sgt Sandbags ()
Date: August 14, 2015 11:46AM

Sgt Sandbags Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sgt Sandbags Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > eesh Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just remember you need to score high on the
> > ST
> > > and
> > > > GT scores to get the cool jobs.
> > >
> > > I remember you once claimed to have held the
> > MOS
> > > 98J20 (Electronic Warfare Specialist) and I
> > asked
> > > you which year the Army changed the
> designation
> > to
> > >
> > > 29E but you never replied.
> >
> >
> >
> > 98J became 98Y, and it was renamed to 35S.
> >
> > 29E is something completely different.
>
> You still haven't answered my questions. Were you
> ASA or INSCOM?
> What years? What were your duty assignments? If
> you were originally
> a 98J as far as I can tell you were a toddler when
> the initial change
> was made. BTW, I enlisted in the Army Security
> Agency in 1966 so I've
> been around the block a time or two and actually
> knew some real 98J's.

Still waiting eesh.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: franchises ()
Date: April 20, 2019 07:29PM

A lot of different types of companies try to attract veterans to run their franchises. ServPro, Terminix, various insurance companies, etc. really focus on military hiring events. I had army buddy who did quite well with ServPro.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: stfu miz ()
Date: April 20, 2019 07:30PM

eesh served. 'nuff said.


Now, as to questions the answers to which we still seek:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHARON SITTING ON?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!??

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Sgt. Shitstain ()
Date: April 20, 2019 10:08PM

Eesh waged combat with skid marks as a laundry specialist. He was too stupid to qualify for any other job.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: eesh is an hero ()
Date: April 20, 2019 10:11PM

You could tell the way he carries himself. He has killed for his country. But he doesn't go around bragging about it.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Private Pecker ()
Date: April 21, 2019 02:46PM

eesh is an hero Wrote:
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> You could tell the way he carries himself. He has
> killed for his country. But he doesn't go around
> bragging about it.

The only thing Eesh killed was the semen he swallowed

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: cjgn ()
Date: April 21, 2019 03:16PM

eesh is an hero Wrote:
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> You could tell the way he carries himself. He has
> killed for his country. But he doesn't go around
> bragging about it.

Salvation Army at best.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Krank Frow ()
Date: April 21, 2019 04:29PM

At least he left his basement.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: resident humorist ()
Date: April 21, 2019 06:57PM

Eesh won a few purple hearts.
Amazingly, everytime he has injured it was in the barracks.
He somehow took a few shots to the rear

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Snjdd ()
Date: April 21, 2019 07:13PM

Thank god he isn’t leading out troops into battle.

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: Failed Artist in NOVA ()
Date: April 21, 2019 07:14PM

i'm triggered

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Re: Did Eesh ever see any combat while in the army?
Posted by: you don't 'win' puprple hearts ()
Date: April 21, 2019 07:14PM

resident humorist Wrote:
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> Eesh won a few purple hearts.
> Amazingly, everytime he has injured it was in the
> barracks.
> He somehow took a few shots to the rear

you EARN them.

In any case, whatever his purple heart status, eesh has won OUR hearts.

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