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I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: News patrol ()
Date: June 03, 2014 05:22PM

Any quotes you want in there?

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 03, 2014 05:25PM

I want pepperonis on my tombstone.


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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 03, 2014 06:35PM

"Alias is a bad person, and she repulsed her husband so much, he turned gay."

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Date: June 03, 2014 07:29PM

Anything Gerry has said in the last year. Please include "I'm the liberal Lion"

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: June 03, 2014 08:11PM

"I watch TV under my plasma."

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 03, 2014 09:28PM

Never trust a man with antlers.

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 03, 2014 09:33PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Never trust a man with antlers.



What about horns?

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 03, 2014 09:41PM

No

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: Michael Moore ()
Date: June 03, 2014 09:45PM

Internet Addiction : A Love Story

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: Meade newshound ()
Date: June 04, 2014 05:17AM

News patrol Wrote:
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> Any quotes you want in there?

A short bio on Meade would be nice.


Meade Skelton Haufe, otherwise known as "Meade Skelton", was born April 8th, 1979, and grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia. He began playing music at a very early age. He moved to his late mother's hometown of Richmond,Virginia at age 18, and quickly got involved in the music scene, playing with such bands as The Floating Folk Festival, The Kate Lawtown Band, and The Gravity Hounds. He is a singer/songwriter in the Alternative Country Music market who has released both albums and single releases. He has been featured in many write ups for his music, also including "Death and Taxes", by Ned Hepburn, who deemed Meade "outsider coffee shop Country music". His Countrypolitan demeanor reflects his smooth style. He has album and single releases and continues to perform live as well as appearing in television and film and voice over work. He has done music videos including for his most beloved and popular song "Sweet Tea". His most well known songs include "Nicole, Will You Marry Me? (for actress Nicole Kidman), "Hipsters Ruin Everything", "Sweet Tea" "Fat No More" and "From The Outside Looking In".

- IMDb Mini Biography By: Red Barn Entertainment

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: nogo ()
Date: June 04, 2014 05:52AM

Trust no one, especially the gays. They hate everyone.

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: June 04, 2014 12:08PM

Don't forget the Urban Dictionary has several viable bios of Meade.


meade skelton

Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."

Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: Nike wearing faggot ()
Date: June 04, 2014 12:20PM

Don't forget the local 'slang'.
Meade Skelton is well known for cruising the Men's room at the local Barnes and Noble to spend the afternoon sucking off some Johnnys.

Because of that "are you are friend of Meade?" is now a discreet way of one homosensual quizzing another man on if he is a butt pirate as well.

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: zoo tramp marie ()
Date: June 04, 2014 04:17PM

Nike wearing faggot Wrote:

> Because of that "are you are friend of Meade?" is
> now a discreet way of one homosensual quizzing
> another man on if he is a butt pirate as well.
Close..
Here is the whole story.


"Meade Skelton" is used as a code word for gay men to identity themselves to other gay men. The phrase originated in country western bars in the Richmond, Virgina area. The phrase was coined so that gay men could proposition other men without the risk of embarrassment, or intolerance.

The phrase comes from Richmond's gay country singer Meade Skelton. Skelton has become an icon in the gay community. Meade is often called the Liberace of Country Music. Skelton is credited with inventing the sub-genre of Gay Hipster Country Music.

The phrase can be traced back to the local Gay Hipster Country scene in the Richmond area. The phrase caught on, and was spread throughout the state. The phrases has even been reportedly used in SC, KY, WV.
"Hey bro, you like Meade Skelton?" - (Are you a homosexual?)

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: santa c ()
Date: June 05, 2014 01:33AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Never trust a man with antlers.


Never trust a hypocrite with nipple rings

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: capture this ()
Date: June 05, 2014 01:44AM

"eesh is a filthy cunt."

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 05, 2014 08:21AM

Meade's a bathroom stall toe tapper? Well that reveals his political affiliation.

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 05, 2014 09:52AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Meade's a bathroom stall toe tapper? Well that
> reveals his political affiliation.



Do you know anything about gloryholes?

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 05, 2014 11:51AM

santa c Wrote:
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> > Never trust a man with antlers.
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> Never trust a hypocrite with nipple rings


OMG you are so funny lol.

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: urwhatur ()
Date: June 05, 2014 01:48PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> > Never trust a hypocrite with nipple rings
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> OMG you are so funny lol.


aint nothing funny about the truth lol

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 05, 2014 01:49PM

Hi Alias

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: Nike wearing Faggot. ()
Date: June 05, 2014 02:33PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Do you know anything about gloryholes?


which should be the most famous blowjob of all time?
The one Linda Lovelace gave in the film 'deep throat'
the One Monica Lewinsky gave to Bill Clinton in the Oval Office.
or The one Meade Skelton gave to me in third stall at Barnes and Noble last Saturday?

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 05, 2014 03:48PM

Nike wearing Faggot. Wrote:
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> or The one Meade Skelton gave to me in third
> stall at Barnes and Noble last Saturday?


This one....

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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: daydreams ()
Date: June 05, 2014 04:47PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Hi Alias


eesh sees Alias everywhere. He probably has her name written all over his school books.


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Re: I am writing a book: "Fairafax Underground, A home"
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 05, 2014 04:50PM

daydreams Wrote:
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> eesh sees Alias everywhere. He probably has her
> name written all over his school books.



Hi Alias.

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