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When do you think the book of Revelation will happen?
Posted by: Bible baby ()
Date: June 02, 2014 09:58PM

I think it will happen when Hillary Clinton is president.

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Re: When do you think the book of Revelation will happen?
Posted by: INTOLERANT DEMOCRAT ()
Date: June 02, 2014 10:01PM

It's scheduled for this coming Thursday.

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Re: When do you think the book of Revelation will happen?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 02, 2014 10:03PM

When the Rapture happens, and the world is left resembling something like the Lamb Center, I'll be here to watch all of you get raped by thorned demon dicks!!

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Re: When do you think the book of Revelation will happen?
Posted by: Dumbass Dumass ()
Date: June 02, 2014 10:09PM

Hey dumbass, the book has already happened. What has not happened yet are the events foretold in the book. Learn English. It's your friend.

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Re: When do you think the book of Revelation will happen?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 02, 2014 10:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> When the Rapture happens, and the world is left
> resembling something like the Lamb Center, I'll be
> here to watch all of you get raped by thorned
> demon dicks!!


How do you plan on avoiding getting raped?

No way you or I are getting sucked up to heaven.

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Re: When do you think the book of Revelation will happen?
Posted by: Too late ()
Date: June 02, 2014 11:13PM

It already happened. This is heaven. Eesh is chief-person-in charge. Stabitha is queen bee. Gerrymanderer2 is the mayor and wingnut is the crossing-guard.

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