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When was the last time you shit your pants?
Posted by: Organic purple onion ()
Date: March 15, 2019 11:10AM

I think the last time I did was when I was 8 and shat my swim trunks at bull run pool on a summer camp trip. I had a stomach virus, but didn’t want to miss the trip. Thankfully the chlorine soaked up the mess and no one was the wiser!

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Re: When was the last time you shit your pants?
Posted by: a couple weeks ago ()
Date: March 15, 2019 11:16AM

i ate a plate of beans and cleared the whole room

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Re: When was the last time you shit your pants?
Posted by: deleted ()
Date: March 15, 2019 12:14PM

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Re: When was the last time you shit your pants?
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: March 15, 2019 01:31PM

Two days ago, when I got home after eating at Tippys Taco.

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Re: When was the last time you shit your pants?
Posted by: BIG Libtard ()
Date: March 15, 2019 08:43PM

When Trump won the presidency and every day since.

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Re: When was the last time you shit your pants?
Posted by: Colon Cleansing in OneLoudon ()
Date: March 15, 2019 10:45PM

About two weeks ago, I was eating at the "gastro bar" known as Bar Louie and had to take a massive shit, but it was crowded and I had to push through a throng of people to get to the bathroom. I didn't make it in time, so I proceeded to the nearest stall, discarded my soiled briefs in the toilet and left.

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Re: When was the last time you shit your pants?
Posted by: Apoo did it ()
Date: March 15, 2019 11:12PM

I had a death dog from 7-11 last week and the poo was running down my leg.

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