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motel tips
Posted by:
low budget travel
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Date: May 24, 2014 04:08PM
The summer travel season has begun. Here are some tips for highway low budget motel comfort.
Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it along with the code list in your luggage. The remotes in motels are filthy and often don't work.
You can cook soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker by placing two eggs in the pot and running the coffee maker through a cycle with water only.
Nonstick foil can be placed over the motel iron and the surface used for making grilled cheese or reheating pizza. To cook bacon with the iron cut the bacon in half and wrap with several layers of the foil, a disposable coffee cup can catch the grease out of one corner.
Bring some hand warmers and painters tape along so you can tape a handwarmer to the thermostat to make the air conditioner really cold.
A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to ensure nobody gets into your room while you sleep.
Any other tips?
Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it along with the code list in your luggage. The remotes in motels are filthy and often don't work.
You can cook soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker by placing two eggs in the pot and running the coffee maker through a cycle with water only.
Nonstick foil can be placed over the motel iron and the surface used for making grilled cheese or reheating pizza. To cook bacon with the iron cut the bacon in half and wrap with several layers of the foil, a disposable coffee cup can catch the grease out of one corner.
Bring some hand warmers and painters tape along so you can tape a handwarmer to the thermostat to make the air conditioner really cold.
A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to ensure nobody gets into your room while you sleep.
Any other tips?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
bT64J
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Date: May 24, 2014 04:53PM
I'll add on!
-99% of the time it is cheaper to book online. So if you're on the highway and need a last-minute room- best to grab your smartphone/laptop and book from there- if you walk in they will charge you rack (i.e. standard) rate with NO discounts!! This is how they make their money- the walk in last minute travler!
-hotels.com is great for that 10th free night if you travel alot- but be sure to check the hotel website directly sometimes they are cheaper!!
-read and heed the tripadvisor.com reviews!!! ESPECIALLY if there is any mention of bedbugs or crime in the area! It's worth it to pay another $20 a night to know you and your car will be in one piece in the morning....$20 more or a broken car window/lost luggage/lost sanity? Not to say ALL cheapies are bad, there will always be an element since it is- but you don't have to put up with bedbugs or stolen stuff just to save a few bucks....
-if you have kids- call it camping LOL. But DO take them to a cheap hotel a few times in their life. Not everyone in this world lives in luxury and kids need to learn this.
-99% of the time it is cheaper to book online. So if you're on the highway and need a last-minute room- best to grab your smartphone/laptop and book from there- if you walk in they will charge you rack (i.e. standard) rate with NO discounts!! This is how they make their money- the walk in last minute travler!
-hotels.com is great for that 10th free night if you travel alot- but be sure to check the hotel website directly sometimes they are cheaper!!
-read and heed the tripadvisor.com reviews!!! ESPECIALLY if there is any mention of bedbugs or crime in the area! It's worth it to pay another $20 a night to know you and your car will be in one piece in the morning....$20 more or a broken car window/lost luggage/lost sanity? Not to say ALL cheapies are bad, there will always be an element since it is- but you don't have to put up with bedbugs or stolen stuff just to save a few bucks....
-if you have kids- call it camping LOL. But DO take them to a cheap hotel a few times in their life. Not everyone in this world lives in luxury and kids need to learn this.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Priapus
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Date: May 24, 2014 05:08PM
Do you take your vacations on rte 1?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Helper.
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Date: May 24, 2014 05:11PM
Um...just expense everything to a client. Jesus, you guys are some kinda' fucking noobs...
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
GerrytardRetardtardLOLz
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Date: May 24, 2014 05:17PM
low budget travel Wrote:
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> Any other tips?
A snub nosed .38 Special
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> Any other tips?
A snub nosed .38 Special
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Hampton Inn for the win
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Date: May 24, 2014 05:21PM
bT64J Wrote:
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> >
> -hotels.com is great for that 10th free night if
> you travel alot- but be sure to check the hotel
> website directly sometimes they are cheaper!!
>
>
Hotels.com sucks a bag of dicks. Most everytime I have priced a room on there I find if I go directly to the hotel website I get a better price.
You cannot go wrong with a Hampton Inn. I have stayed in them across the country and they are always the same high level of quality & comfort for the price no matter where you are. No excitement, but no surprises either.
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> >
> -hotels.com is great for that 10th free night if
> you travel alot- but be sure to check the hotel
> website directly sometimes they are cheaper!!
>
>
Hotels.com sucks a bag of dicks. Most everytime I have priced a room on there I find if I go directly to the hotel website I get a better price.
You cannot go wrong with a Hampton Inn. I have stayed in them across the country and they are always the same high level of quality & comfort for the price no matter where you are. No excitement, but no surprises either.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
200 motels
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Date: May 24, 2014 05:24PM
Bring condoms, fresh condoms and plenty of them.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
c9UCm
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Date: May 24, 2014 05:28PM
Lube, LOTS of lube!
Extra batteries always come in handy, as well.
Extra batteries always come in handy, as well.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
dog tired
()
Date: May 24, 2014 05:31PM
Hampton Inn for the win Wrote:
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> bT64J Wrote:
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> -----
> > >
> > -hotels.com is great for that 10th free night
> if
> > you travel alot- but be sure to check the hotel
> > website directly sometimes they are cheaper!!
> >
> >
>
> Hotels.com sucks a bag of dicks. Most everytime I
> have priced a room on there I find if I go
> directly to the hotel website I get a better
> price.
>
> You cannot go wrong with a Hampton Inn. I have
> stayed in them across the country and they are
> always the same high level of quality & comfort
> for the price no matter where you are. No
> excitement, but no surprises either.
I agree, Hampton inn is the Buick of hotel chains. They are clean and comfortable but not flashy . I have driven cross country about 10 times and stayed at plenty of low end places for a 12 hour stopover but when I need serious rest I look for a Hampton.
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> bT64J Wrote:
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> -----
> > >
> > -hotels.com is great for that 10th free night
> if
> > you travel alot- but be sure to check the hotel
> > website directly sometimes they are cheaper!!
> >
> >
>
> Hotels.com sucks a bag of dicks. Most everytime I
> have priced a room on there I find if I go
> directly to the hotel website I get a better
> price.
>
> You cannot go wrong with a Hampton Inn. I have
> stayed in them across the country and they are
> always the same high level of quality & comfort
> for the price no matter where you are. No
> excitement, but no surprises either.
I agree, Hampton inn is the Buick of hotel chains. They are clean and comfortable but not flashy . I have driven cross country about 10 times and stayed at plenty of low end places for a 12 hour stopover but when I need serious rest I look for a Hampton.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
big one
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Date: May 24, 2014 09:16PM
If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill flush and drain it before you get in.
Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
good tips
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Date: May 25, 2014 03:45AM
low budget travel Wrote:
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> The summer travel season has begun. Here are some
> tips for highway low budget motel comfort.
>
> Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it
> along with the code list in your luggage. The
> remotes in motels are filthy and often don't
> work.
>
>
> A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to
> ensure nobody gets into your room while you
> sleep.
>
> Any other tips?
Great thread... great tips
I would advise alway leaving 2-3 bucks and a note FOR MAID on the bed. Not only is it a nice thing to do and appreciated by a low paid worker... BUT MAINLY, if/when you leave something hanging in the closet, or on the back on the bath room door, you are more likely to get it back by an appreciative cleaning person... I have had them mail a nice belt and ties back before.
Of course with that said. If you are there for only a short time, dont unpack.
What you dont take out, you dont leave behind...
AND MAINLY LOOK IN THE CLOSET AND BEHIND THE BATTHROOM DOOR BEFORE LEAVING, dont forget stuff.
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> The summer travel season has begun. Here are some
> tips for highway low budget motel comfort.
>
> Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it
> along with the code list in your luggage. The
> remotes in motels are filthy and often don't
> work.
>
>
> A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to
> ensure nobody gets into your room while you
> sleep.
>
> Any other tips?
Great thread... great tips
I would advise alway leaving 2-3 bucks and a note FOR MAID on the bed. Not only is it a nice thing to do and appreciated by a low paid worker... BUT MAINLY, if/when you leave something hanging in the closet, or on the back on the bath room door, you are more likely to get it back by an appreciative cleaning person... I have had them mail a nice belt and ties back before.
Of course with that said. If you are there for only a short time, dont unpack.
What you dont take out, you dont leave behind...
AND MAINLY LOOK IN THE CLOSET AND BEHIND THE BATTHROOM DOOR BEFORE LEAVING, dont forget stuff.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
burn it off, dont count cash
()
Date: May 25, 2014 03:54AM
big one Wrote:
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> If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill flush
> and drain it before you get in.
> Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
^^ And be sure to rent and ask for a discount on a room with a big, in room, jacuzzi!!! it helps relieve road blues. The later you check in the better the rate you can get.
AND YES!!! Fill that tub with ONLY the hot water spout, and run those jets for 5 minutes and drain the spoo wout... and then repeat that... yeah do it twice, and do it with the scald you skin hot, you are not in it, you are cleaning it.
PS
ALWAYS ASSUME they are watching with an in-room hidden camera. It is the way things are. It is not a big deal, just dont do anything, show any weapons, etc etc you dont want on camera.
It is ok to beat your meat for the camrea, no wants to see fat bald guy do that, but you might avoid counting your cash (other things you dont want to be seen) etc etc for the camera. If you have to do that, do it under covers like you did when you were a kid.
PPS
I like the universal remote for a road kit... that is a great idea.
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> If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill flush
> and drain it before you get in.
> Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
^^ And be sure to rent and ask for a discount on a room with a big, in room, jacuzzi!!! it helps relieve road blues. The later you check in the better the rate you can get.
AND YES!!! Fill that tub with ONLY the hot water spout, and run those jets for 5 minutes and drain the spoo wout... and then repeat that... yeah do it twice, and do it with the scald you skin hot, you are not in it, you are cleaning it.
PS
ALWAYS ASSUME they are watching with an in-room hidden camera. It is the way things are. It is not a big deal, just dont do anything, show any weapons, etc etc you dont want on camera.
It is ok to beat your meat for the camrea, no wants to see fat bald guy do that, but you might avoid counting your cash (other things you dont want to be seen) etc etc for the camera. If you have to do that, do it under covers like you did when you were a kid.
PPS
I like the universal remote for a road kit... that is a great idea.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
dog tired
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Date: May 25, 2014 02:24PM
Don't stay at these places!
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Looks cool and cheap
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Date: May 25, 2014 02:38PM
These things look cool.... are they cheap?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Motel Notell
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Date: May 25, 2014 02:49PM
^^^^^ I hope those are not previously owned sewer pipes. That would be shitty.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 25, 2014 02:52PM
Japanese capsule hotels are awesome.
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Posted by:
These are awesome
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Date: May 25, 2014 02:58PM
These are awesome too
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Kennel korn
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Date: May 25, 2014 03:04PM
Looks like a dog kennel. One even has a dog in the picture.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: May 25, 2014 03:08PM
I wish hostels would be popular in the US.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
dog tired
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Date: May 25, 2014 03:14PM
The single bed rooms at microtel are freaky small. It is essentially half a motel room. They give you a normal size bathroom but the rest of the room is taken up by the king size bed with about 20 inches of clearance on either side of it. The rooms are so small that they have to mount the TV on a bracket over the closet. They put a wall to wall mirror at the head of the bed to make the room seem larger.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Cheap Hotels
()
Date: May 25, 2014 03:29PM
Looks cool and cheap Wrote:
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> These things look cool.... are they cheap?
>
Probably a few thousand bucks apiece. Those look to be 78" or 84" diameter pipes, which cost about $450-$500 per foot.
Those pictures are of Das Parkhotel, which has two locations in Germany. http://www.dasparkhotel.net/
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> These things look cool.... are they cheap?
>
Probably a few thousand bucks apiece. Those look to be 78" or 84" diameter pipes, which cost about $450-$500 per foot.
Those pictures are of Das Parkhotel, which has two locations in Germany. http://www.dasparkhotel.net/
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Anthony Melchiorri
()
Date: May 25, 2014 03:43PM
Top 10 Don't s When Staying in a Motel
1. Don't yell at the staff. Ever.
2. Don’t tell anyone your room number. (A desk agent should point to your room number, and not announce it to the world.)
3. Don't get bent out of shape when the night desk agent asks to see your “new friend’s” identification. Additionally, do not let a hotel employee into your room if they do not have an I.D.
4. Don't blame hotel staff for stealing your stuff. My personal experience is that the guests eventually find 99% of the items that guests report stolen from their rooms. However, it is your right to ask the manager to call the police to file a police report.
5. Don’t order from room service if you notice the pages are dirty and torn. Don’t order if the menu reads “Winter Menu” when it's spring.
6. Don’t use the bathroom washcloths to take off your makeup or shine your shoes.
7. Don't throw anything in the room garbage if you don't want the hotel staff to know about it, including insulin needles (or any needle) without properly disposing of it.
8. Don’t abuse the privilege of late checkout. If you really need one past 1:00 p.m., ask for the manager.
9. Don’t leave your luggage unattended in a hotel lobby – even for a second.
10. Don't be embarrassed! Call the hotel after you’ve checked out, and they will send your forgotten sex toys. Just like they would send your baby blanket back to you. Promise
1. Don't yell at the staff. Ever.
2. Don’t tell anyone your room number. (A desk agent should point to your room number, and not announce it to the world.)
3. Don't get bent out of shape when the night desk agent asks to see your “new friend’s” identification. Additionally, do not let a hotel employee into your room if they do not have an I.D.
4. Don't blame hotel staff for stealing your stuff. My personal experience is that the guests eventually find 99% of the items that guests report stolen from their rooms. However, it is your right to ask the manager to call the police to file a police report.
5. Don’t order from room service if you notice the pages are dirty and torn. Don’t order if the menu reads “Winter Menu” when it's spring.
6. Don’t use the bathroom washcloths to take off your makeup or shine your shoes.
7. Don't throw anything in the room garbage if you don't want the hotel staff to know about it, including insulin needles (or any needle) without properly disposing of it.
8. Don’t abuse the privilege of late checkout. If you really need one past 1:00 p.m., ask for the manager.
9. Don’t leave your luggage unattended in a hotel lobby – even for a second.
10. Don't be embarrassed! Call the hotel after you’ve checked out, and they will send your forgotten sex toys. Just like they would send your baby blanket back to you. Promise
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Lists are dumb
()
Date: May 25, 2014 03:53PM
Anthony Melchiorri Wrote:
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> Top 10 Don't s When Staying in a Motel
>
>
>
> 1. Don't yell at the staff. Ever.
That's your #1? What about "Pay your bill" or "Don't leave dead hooker under the mattress".
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> Top 10 Don't s When Staying in a Motel
>
>
>
> 1. Don't yell at the staff. Ever.
That's your #1? What about "Pay your bill" or "Don't leave dead hooker under the mattress".
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
thanks
()
Date: May 25, 2014 03:59PM
Cheap Hotels Wrote:
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> Looks cool and cheap Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > These things look cool.... are they cheap?
> >
>
>
> Probably a few thousand bucks apiece. Those look
> to be 78" or 84" diameter pipes, which cost about
> $450-$500 per foot.
>
> Those pictures are of Das Parkhotel, which has two
> locations in Germany. http://www.dasparkhotel.net/
Thanks friend, I appreciate that. I was looking for info.
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> Looks cool and cheap Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > These things look cool.... are they cheap?
> >
>
>
> Probably a few thousand bucks apiece. Those look
> to be 78" or 84" diameter pipes, which cost about
> $450-$500 per foot.
>
> Those pictures are of Das Parkhotel, which has two
> locations in Germany. http://www.dasparkhotel.net/
Thanks friend, I appreciate that. I was looking for info.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
local patron
()
Date: May 25, 2014 09:13PM
The wolf trap is better than the Anchorage or the breezeway.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
swim wear
()
Date: May 26, 2014 06:02AM
If the pool at the motel is crowded slip a baby ruth bar into the water then scream "JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE SHIT IN THE POOL!!!!"
The pool will clear right out.
The pool will clear right out.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: May 26, 2014 02:06PM
Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
ZoomZoom
()
Date: May 26, 2014 02:18PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
True that. There used to be one on Wilson Blvd. Tried to meet up with a Backpage hooker there. Even she wouldnt come to that dump.
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
True that. There used to be one on Wilson Blvd. Tried to meet up with a Backpage hooker there. Even she wouldnt come to that dump.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
breast western
()
Date: May 27, 2014 04:45AM
Best western is the least consistent hotel chain. Some of the properties are just great and others are total shitholes.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Traveller
()
Date: May 27, 2014 06:30AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
I made that mistake twice just looking at price. Never again. Indians. Enough said.
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
I made that mistake twice just looking at price. Never again. Indians. Enough said.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: May 27, 2014 06:59AM
low budget travel Wrote:
> Any other tips?
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
weirdo2
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Date: May 27, 2014 08:57AM
I like to coat the remote control with jizz and let it dry on the heat-ac unit.
Is that wrong?
Is that wrong?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
dyHH7
()
Date: May 27, 2014 04:49PM
in europe they have public access SEX stops for hooking. open air hookin ! is that swingin enough ?
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Posted by:
TDxWX
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Date: May 27, 2014 04:50PM
wrong kind of bat love. correction
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
s is for
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Date: May 27, 2014 04:50PM
.
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Posted by:
3jV63
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Date: May 27, 2014 04:51PM
still america beat them to the punch ages ago ...
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Posted by:
aging debbie does dallas fan
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Date: May 27, 2014 04:58PM
why not go to fairfax the rooms are only $500 / night. your not poor are you ? that'd be weeak.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
old weird willy
()
Date: May 28, 2014 04:50AM
Someone should open the Bunnyman inn & suites here in Fairfax. The place would be a big hit.
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Posted by:
long distance driver
()
Date: May 30, 2014 05:00AM
I used to love seeing those strips of paper across the toilet seat that said "sanitized for your protection". How come they dont have those anymore??
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
holiday inn express
()
Date: May 30, 2014 12:00PM
low budget travel Wrote:
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> The summer travel season has begun. Here are some
> tips for highway low budget motel comfort.
>
> Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it
> along with the code list in your luggage. The
> remotes in motels are filthy and often don't
> work.
>
> You can cook soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker
> by placing two eggs in the pot and running the
> coffee maker through a cycle with water only.
>
> Nonstick foil can be placed over the motel iron
> and the surface used for making grilled cheese or
> reheating pizza. To cook bacon with the iron cut
> the bacon in half and wrap with several layers of
> the foil, a disposable coffee cup can catch the
> grease out of one corner.
>
> Bring some hand warmers and painters tape along so
> you can tape a handwarmer to the thermostat to
> make the air conditioner really cold.
>
> A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to
> ensure nobody gets into your room while you
> sleep.
>
> Any other tips?
Cooking on a motel iron????
That is some ghetto ass bullshit. Get a little sterno stove and a camping fry pan it you are that damp cheap!
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> The summer travel season has begun. Here are some
> tips for highway low budget motel comfort.
>
> Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it
> along with the code list in your luggage. The
> remotes in motels are filthy and often don't
> work.
>
> You can cook soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker
> by placing two eggs in the pot and running the
> coffee maker through a cycle with water only.
>
> Nonstick foil can be placed over the motel iron
> and the surface used for making grilled cheese or
> reheating pizza. To cook bacon with the iron cut
> the bacon in half and wrap with several layers of
> the foil, a disposable coffee cup can catch the
> grease out of one corner.
>
> Bring some hand warmers and painters tape along so
> you can tape a handwarmer to the thermostat to
> make the air conditioner really cold.
>
> A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to
> ensure nobody gets into your room while you
> sleep.
>
> Any other tips?
Cooking on a motel iron????
That is some ghetto ass bullshit. Get a little sterno stove and a camping fry pan it you are that damp cheap!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
highway hobby horse
()
Date: July 11, 2014 03:16PM
DO NOT look under the bed.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
mothell
()
Date: July 12, 2014 02:51PM
highway hobby horse Wrote:
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> DO NOT look under the bed.
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> DO NOT look under the bed.
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Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: July 12, 2014 09:24PM
200 motels Wrote:
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> Bring condoms, fresh condoms and plenty of them.
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> Bring condoms, fresh condoms and plenty of them.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
oh God!
()
Date: July 13, 2014 05:03AM
mothell Wrote:
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> highway hobby horse Wrote:
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> > DO NOT look under the bed.
That picture is very disturbing. Is that a dead hooker?
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> highway hobby horse Wrote:
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> > DO NOT look under the bed.
That picture is very disturbing. Is that a dead hooker?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
you all are sick
()
Date: July 13, 2014 07:21PM
That is disgusting.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Priapus
()
Date: July 13, 2014 08:25PM
I always leave a couple of dollars next to the shit and cum stains on the sheets
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
not a gay
()
Date: July 15, 2014 04:50AM
Priapus Wrote:
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> I always leave a couple of dollars next to the
> shit and cum stains on the sheets
Shit stains? Are you a gay?
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> I always leave a couple of dollars next to the
> shit and cum stains on the sheets
Shit stains? Are you a gay?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
feel seems
()
Date: July 15, 2014 08:15PM
not a gay Wrote:
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> Priapus Wrote:
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> > I always leave a couple of dollars next to the
> > shit and cum stains on the sheets
>
>
> Shit stains? Are you a gay?
You got to leave the housekeepers at least 5 bucks per night. DO NOT look under the bed!
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I always leave a couple of dollars next to the
> > shit and cum stains on the sheets
>
>
> Shit stains? Are you a gay?
You got to leave the housekeepers at least 5 bucks per night. DO NOT look under the bed!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
HjHbK
()
Date: July 15, 2014 08:41PM
I'm at a motel in Minnesota right now. Wish I had transfered my plates to VA. DC plates stand out a lot. Hopefully nobody keys my car or something.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
toothbrush holder
()
Date: July 18, 2014 05:24AM
Take one of the paper coffee cups that they leave you, turn it upside down and punch a hole in the base of the cup. This makes a clean and convenient toothbrush holder.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
not a good sign
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Date: August 30, 2014 11:19AM
NO. Not a good sign.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
YLTCN
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Date: August 30, 2014 05:01PM
but the united states supreme court ruled FOR janet jackson's boobs and AGAINST privacy in hotels
the hotels film you so forget the door stop
every peice of shit political rich police banker news person, who you'd least like in your hotel room, already has 24/7 access
door stop ? is that for when the ATF come to get you ?
the hotels film you so forget the door stop
every peice of shit political rich police banker news person, who you'd least like in your hotel room, already has 24/7 access
door stop ? is that for when the ATF come to get you ?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
7mPGb
()
Date: August 30, 2014 05:03PM
^^^ next question. if the county corrupt courts or news used such footage against you, anything about a hotel room that could pile dirt on you with (INCLUDING THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE BUT ARE MISLEADING with a false story)
what would you do about it?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
fingers , magic1
()
Date: August 30, 2014 09:20PM
7mPGb Wrote:
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>
>
> what would you do about it?
I would change motels right away.
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>
> ^^^ next question. if the county corrupt courts
> or news used such footage against you, anything
> about a hotel room that could pile dirt on you
> with (INCLUDING THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE BUT ARE
> MISLEADING with a false story)
>
>
> what would you do about it?
I would change motels right away.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
7CJMH
()
Date: August 31, 2014 09:40AM
avoidance syndrom after the problem already is surfaced ?
obviously promoting a figment of imagination
obviously promoting a figment of imagination
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
abelard
()
Date: August 31, 2014 06:21PM
>if you walk in they will charge you rack (i.e. standard) rate with NO discounts!!
Depends. I've frequently gotten good deals by walking in but you have to engage with the manager, and in your finer dumps (particularly at night), the manager isn't to be found. So low-paid desk guy could care less if there's one more empty room in the hotel that night - don't bother trying to work him.
These days, anybody with a smart phone and the Tripadvisor app should have no problems anywhere. Still helps to be able to spot a motel room door that's been kicked in at some point in the past, and mold or bedbugs. In real fleabags I used to ask to see the room before I paid, which paid off a couple of times.
Travel overseas is a whole new set of options and skills, but generally speaking you can find cheap accommodation that isn't a rat's nest, unlike here.
Depends. I've frequently gotten good deals by walking in but you have to engage with the manager, and in your finer dumps (particularly at night), the manager isn't to be found. So low-paid desk guy could care less if there's one more empty room in the hotel that night - don't bother trying to work him.
These days, anybody with a smart phone and the Tripadvisor app should have no problems anywhere. Still helps to be able to spot a motel room door that's been kicked in at some point in the past, and mold or bedbugs. In real fleabags I used to ask to see the room before I paid, which paid off a couple of times.
Travel overseas is a whole new set of options and skills, but generally speaking you can find cheap accommodation that isn't a rat's nest, unlike here.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
toe jam driver
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Date: October 02, 2014 01:55PM
I love those little soaps they give you at days inn. They smell great!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Disgusted
()
Date: October 02, 2014 09:08PM
I bet you love them jammed up your stinkin ass you filthy bastard
toe jam driver Wrote:
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> I love those little soaps they give you at days
> inn. They smell great!
toe jam driver Wrote:
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> I love those little soaps they give you at days
> inn. They smell great!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
longtime ADC resident
()
Date: October 03, 2014 04:47AM
Days inn is like a luxury vacation after staying in the Fairfax ADC for a month or two.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
DDS
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Date: November 22, 2014 07:03AM
toothbrush holder Wrote:
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> Take one of the paper coffee cups that they leave
> you, turn it upside down and punch a hole in the
> base of the cup. This makes a clean and convenient
> toothbrush holder.
Outstanding idea!
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> Take one of the paper coffee cups that they leave
> you, turn it upside down and punch a hole in the
> base of the cup. This makes a clean and convenient
> toothbrush holder.
Outstanding idea!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
NotJosh
()
Date: November 22, 2014 11:22AM
Find one close to a WalMart. You can pick up just about anything at a WalMart, even a 20 something married whore.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
MichaelV
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Date: December 07, 2014 06:29PM
NotJosh Wrote:
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> Find one close to a WalMart. You can pick up just
> about anything at a WalMart, even a 20 something
> married whore.
I know that cunt. She had a baby July 2013. I wonder if her husband knows the kid might not be his?
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> Find one close to a WalMart. You can pick up just
> about anything at a WalMart, even a 20 something
> married whore.
I know that cunt. She had a baby July 2013. I wonder if her husband knows the kid might not be his?
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
kamper2
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Date: January 03, 2015 08:50AM
more and more airport gift shops sell these. They are better than nothing.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
carry on bag man
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Date: January 03, 2015 09:18PM
kamper2 Wrote:
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> more and more airport gift shops sell these. They
> are better than nothing.
I used one but I had some cardboard underneath me.
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> more and more airport gift shops sell these. They
> are better than nothing.
I used one but I had some cardboard underneath me.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
key card tard
()
Date: February 09, 2015 09:56AM
Is it stealing if you take the extra roll of toilet tissue?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
highway cat
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Date: February 09, 2015 01:39PM
key card tard Wrote:
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> Is it stealing if you take the extra roll of
> toilet tissue?
No. The hair dryer and iron are compliments of the motel as well.
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> Is it stealing if you take the extra roll of
> toilet tissue?
No. The hair dryer and iron are compliments of the motel as well.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
motel3
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Date: February 09, 2015 07:10PM
Motel 3 is half as good as motel 6. This motel girl is really cute.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
pinch hitter
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Date: February 10, 2015 04:48AM
Not even in a pinch.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Jun chuee
()
Date: March 28, 2015 07:34AM
pinch hitter Wrote:
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> Not even in a pinch.
You know you would.
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> Not even in a pinch.
You know you would.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Eat some worms
()
Date: March 28, 2015 05:01PM
One of the best threads..Ever.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
scotty
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Date: March 29, 2015 09:02AM
Are there any star trek themed motels around here??
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Bumptard2
()
Date: May 21, 2015 08:02PM
low budget travel Wrote:
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> The summer travel season has begun. Here are some
> tips for highway low budget motel comfort.
>
> Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it
> along with the code list in your luggage. The
> remotes in motels are filthy and often don't
> work.
>
> You can cook soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker
> by placing two eggs in the pot and running the
> coffee maker through a cycle with water only.
>
> Nonstick foil can be placed over the motel iron
> and the surface used for making grilled cheese or
> reheating pizza. To cook bacon with the iron cut
> the bacon in half and wrap with several layers of
> the foil, a disposable coffee cup can catch the
> grease out of one corner.
>
> Bring some hand warmers and painters tape along so
> you can tape a handwarmer to the thermostat to
> make the air conditioner really cold.
>
> A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to
> ensure nobody gets into your room while you
> sleep.
>
> Any other tips?
Bumping this thread as a public service.
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> The summer travel season has begun. Here are some
> tips for highway low budget motel comfort.
>
> Buy a cheap universal remote control and keep it
> along with the code list in your luggage. The
> remotes in motels are filthy and often don't
> work.
>
> You can cook soft boiled eggs in the coffee maker
> by placing two eggs in the pot and running the
> coffee maker through a cycle with water only.
>
> Nonstick foil can be placed over the motel iron
> and the surface used for making grilled cheese or
> reheating pizza. To cook bacon with the iron cut
> the bacon in half and wrap with several layers of
> the foil, a disposable coffee cup can catch the
> grease out of one corner.
>
> Bring some hand warmers and painters tape along so
> you can tape a handwarmer to the thermostat to
> make the air conditioner really cold.
>
> A doorstop with built in alarm is nice to have to
> ensure nobody gets into your room while you
> sleep.
>
> Any other tips?
Bumping this thread as a public service.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
......
()
Date: May 22, 2015 03:49AM
Sanitise all surfaces with a 1/3 ammonia 1/3 bleach 1/3 water solution.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
cross country
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Date: May 22, 2015 04:31AM
...... Wrote:
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> Sanitise all surfaces with a 1/3 ammonia 1/3
> bleach 1/3 water solution.
The motel maids sanitize everything before you check in, don't they?
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> Sanitise all surfaces with a 1/3 ammonia 1/3
> bleach 1/3 water solution.
The motel maids sanitize everything before you check in, don't they?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
housekeeping staff
()
Date: May 22, 2015 08:33AM
cross country Wrote:
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> ...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sanitise all surfaces with a 1/3 ammonia 1/3
> > bleach 1/3 water solution.
>
>
> The motel maids sanitize everything before you
> check in, don't they?
No we do not.
We can tell by the smell and the contents of the trash exactly what went on in the room the night before.
I am cleaning a room now that had dope smoking and butt sex action last night.
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> ...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sanitise all surfaces with a 1/3 ammonia 1/3
> > bleach 1/3 water solution.
>
>
> The motel maids sanitize everything before you
> check in, don't they?
No we do not.
We can tell by the smell and the contents of the trash exactly what went on in the room the night before.
I am cleaning a room now that had dope smoking and butt sex action last night.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Cy
()
Date: May 22, 2015 03:05PM
Absolutely one of the best threads ever. How to cook on the clothing iron? Couldn't stop laughing!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
toe jamb driver
()
Date: May 23, 2015 08:37AM
Cy Wrote:
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> Absolutely one of the best threads ever. How to
> cook on the clothing iron? Couldn't stop
> laughing!
Motel iron cookery is a fine art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=161&v=TdZL0HkE3es
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> Absolutely one of the best threads ever. How to
> cook on the clothing iron? Couldn't stop
> laughing!
Motel iron cookery is a fine art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=161&v=TdZL0HkE3es
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
stoner69
()
Date: June 05, 2015 05:05AM
If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking room bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke through a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out a window if one is available. Or you can vape.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
westbound and down
()
Date: June 16, 2015 03:15AM
I just spent a night at a motel 6. Bubble TV, weak wifi, minifridge had half eaten walmart sub and two cans of country club malt liquor in it and used bar of soap was stuck to the bottom of the tub. Other than that it was fine.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
cheapppp
()
Date: June 16, 2015 12:21PM
The best of the motels (not part of a major chain!) in Fairfax County Proper (IMO) are:
1) wolf trap (vienna, VA)- usually around $75/night
2) budget host inn traveler's (Alexandria route 1 just past the beltway)- same price
3) Breezeway Motel (Fairfax VA)- same price
4) Budget inn (Falls Church, lee highway)- same price
I have personally stayed at each and can confirm they are clean and decent if you just want a place to sleep and get the fuck away from everybody.
However if you want a little more luxury it is worth paying $20 more a night for better amenities, as most of these older motels have bertha butt TV's still, limited wifi (wolf traps is great though!), and no pool, laundry, or a full breakfast.
1) wolf trap (vienna, VA)- usually around $75/night
2) budget host inn traveler's (Alexandria route 1 just past the beltway)- same price
3) Breezeway Motel (Fairfax VA)- same price
4) Budget inn (Falls Church, lee highway)- same price
I have personally stayed at each and can confirm they are clean and decent if you just want a place to sleep and get the fuck away from everybody.
However if you want a little more luxury it is worth paying $20 more a night for better amenities, as most of these older motels have bertha butt TV's still, limited wifi (wolf traps is great though!), and no pool, laundry, or a full breakfast.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
love the trap
()
Date: June 16, 2015 08:10PM
About once a year I spend two nights at the wolftrap motel to take a break from my horrible life. I know that is sad and I am a loser but I enjoy those nights!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
F6tMU
()
Date: June 17, 2015 07:03PM
there's part of the Island that Gilligan never explored ... a great get-away if your trapped and have no other options !
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
ewHpC
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Date: June 17, 2015 07:04PM
just make sure your date is also trapped - because otherwise she's leaving you for someone else !!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
DTUM4
()
Date: June 17, 2015 07:54PM
^^ damn boy she'd date Gilligan before hanging with you like that
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
MtVu6
()
Date: June 17, 2015 07:57PM
HOTEL SURVEYLANCE
approved by the Surpreme Court of the United States of America
...
he's stickin his toe in her twat!!
i'll keep this and hit him up if he ever runs for election or leak it - or maybe let him know i could show it to his wife
what a sucker i would have paid him to get this footage!
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approved by the Surpreme Court of the United States of America
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he's stickin his toe in her twat!!
i'll keep this and hit him up if he ever runs for election or leak it - or maybe let him know i could show it to his wife
what a sucker i would have paid him to get this footage!
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
TH93K
()
Date: June 17, 2015 07:58PM
this is golman sachs hong kong. we have him with a minor. arrest him you get the house we get the car as agreed.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 17, 2015 08:03PM
...... Wrote:
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> Sanitise all surfaces with a 1/3 ammonia 1/3
> bleach 1/3 water solution.
You will only mix ammonia and bleach once, you fucking ignorant retard.
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> Sanitise all surfaces with a 1/3 ammonia 1/3
> bleach 1/3 water solution.
You will only mix ammonia and bleach once, you fucking ignorant retard.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 17, 2015 08:05PM
stoner69 Wrote:
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> If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking room
> bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke through
> a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out a
> window if one is available. Or you can vape.
Jesus, you are fucking stupid. Just ignore the rule, don't turn it into a science project.
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> If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking room
> bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke through
> a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out a
> window if one is available. Or you can vape.
Jesus, you are fucking stupid. Just ignore the rule, don't turn it into a science project.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
one hitter two hitter
()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:09AM
stoner69 Wrote:
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> If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking room
> bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke through
> a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out a
> window if one is available. Or you can vape.
Can you vape weed in one of those vape cigs they sell at 7-11?
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> If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking room
> bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke through
> a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out a
> window if one is available. Or you can vape.
Can you vape weed in one of those vape cigs they sell at 7-11?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
midnight vaper
()
Date: July 03, 2015 10:56AM
one hitter two hitter Wrote:
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> stoner69 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking
> room
> > bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke
> through
> > a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> > sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out a
> > window if one is available. Or you can vape.
>
>
> Can you vape weed in one of those vape cigs they
> sell at 7-11?
Yes you can, but you need to grind it up really fine- like into dust practically. Thing is those vapes were made for oils, not solids! It will work for a hot minute but eventually it WILL clog. I mean if all you can afford is the $20 tobacco pen might as well just save up and get the proper equipment.....
For ultimate stealth- go ahead and invest in a proper vape, like a magic flight box, g-pen (Snoop Dogg makes one too!), Pax, etc (google them).
Yeah it's ~$100 upfront to get a vape- but think about all the money you will save using less "herbs" and not having to run out and buy blunts all the time!!! Plus it truly works to keep the scent down, I'd vape it up in my grandmas bathroom I trust them that much!!! Just a little spray of ozium or any citrus spray or simply air it out for 2 minutes and no one will know the difference!
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> stoner69 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking
> room
> > bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke
> through
> > a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> > sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out a
> > window if one is available. Or you can vape.
>
>
> Can you vape weed in one of those vape cigs they
> sell at 7-11?
Yes you can, but you need to grind it up really fine- like into dust practically. Thing is those vapes were made for oils, not solids! It will work for a hot minute but eventually it WILL clog. I mean if all you can afford is the $20 tobacco pen might as well just save up and get the proper equipment.....
For ultimate stealth- go ahead and invest in a proper vape, like a magic flight box, g-pen (Snoop Dogg makes one too!), Pax, etc (google them).
Yeah it's ~$100 upfront to get a vape- but think about all the money you will save using less "herbs" and not having to run out and buy blunts all the time!!! Plus it truly works to keep the scent down, I'd vape it up in my grandmas bathroom I trust them that much!!! Just a little spray of ozium or any citrus spray or simply air it out for 2 minutes and no one will know the difference!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
one hitter two hitter
()
Date: July 03, 2015 04:10PM
midnight vaper Wrote:
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> one hitter two hitter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > stoner69 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking
> > room
> > > bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke
> > through
> > > a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> > > sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out
> a
> > > window if one is available. Or you can vape.
> >
> >
> > Can you vape weed in one of those vape cigs
> they
> > sell at 7-11?
>
>
> Yes you can, but you need to grind it up really
> fine- like into dust practically. Thing is those
> vapes were made for oils, not solids! It will work
> for a hot minute but eventually it WILL clog. I
> mean if all you can afford is the $20 tobacco pen
> might as well just save up and get the proper
> equipment.....
>
> For ultimate stealth- go ahead and invest in a
> proper vape, like a magic flight box, g-pen (Snoop
> Dogg makes one too!), Pax, etc (google them).
>
> Yeah it's ~$100 upfront to get a vape- but think
> about all the money you will save using less
> "herbs" and not having to run out and buy blunts
> all the time!!! Plus it truly works to keep the
> scent down, I'd vape it up in my grandmas bathroom
> I trust them that much!!! Just a little spray of
> ozium or any citrus spray or simply air it out for
> 2 minutes and no one will know the difference!
Thanks! Pax website says Sheetz in Manassas Park sells them.
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> one hitter two hitter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > stoner69 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you want to fire one up in a non-smoking
> > room
> > > bring a pipe with a lid and blow the smoke
> > through
> > > a paper towel tube that is stuffed with dryer
> > > sheets. Blow into the bathroom exhaust or out
> a
> > > window if one is available. Or you can vape.
> >
> >
> > Can you vape weed in one of those vape cigs
> they
> > sell at 7-11?
>
>
> Yes you can, but you need to grind it up really
> fine- like into dust practically. Thing is those
> vapes were made for oils, not solids! It will work
> for a hot minute but eventually it WILL clog. I
> mean if all you can afford is the $20 tobacco pen
> might as well just save up and get the proper
> equipment.....
>
> For ultimate stealth- go ahead and invest in a
> proper vape, like a magic flight box, g-pen (Snoop
> Dogg makes one too!), Pax, etc (google them).
>
> Yeah it's ~$100 upfront to get a vape- but think
> about all the money you will save using less
> "herbs" and not having to run out and buy blunts
> all the time!!! Plus it truly works to keep the
> scent down, I'd vape it up in my grandmas bathroom
> I trust them that much!!! Just a little spray of
> ozium or any citrus spray or simply air it out for
> 2 minutes and no one will know the difference!
Thanks! Pax website says Sheetz in Manassas Park sells them.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
stay tippy
()
Date: August 30, 2015 06:47AM
Skip Motel 6 and try the nearby Joe’s Motel. Rates at independently owned and operated motels are generally $10-$25 less per night. This is because independent properties do not have to contribute to national branding (advertising and marketing campaigns).
. In a prospective motel parking lot, I look for vehicles with out-of-state license plates mixed with local state plates. I consider it a great sign to see a variety of travelers and locals.
. In a prospective motel parking lot, I look for vehicles with out-of-state license plates mixed with local state plates. I consider it a great sign to see a variety of travelers and locals.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
native 1961
()
Date: August 30, 2015 08:51AM
Here's one we used to do in high school. We would rent a room at the Charter House or the Howard Johnsons and pay cash of course. Before leaving we would put all the room furniture in the bathroom. We would tip the dresser so that when the door shut the dresser would slide down and wedge the door so it would not open. This would require the door having to be sawed in half in order to get in as the hinges are not accessible. The Brookfield Boys :)
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
viewer 78
()
Date: September 13, 2015 05:01PM
Download the remote control app on your phone and NEVER touch the remote in the room as people jizz on them all the time.
Re: motel tips: Bad cleaning advice
Posted by:
Don't Do It
()
Date: September 26, 2015 02:11PM
If ammonia and bleach come into contact with each other, the chemical reaction produces a dangerous toxic gas. No joke.
Re: motel tips: Bad cleaning advice
Posted by:
sleepy bear
()
Date: September 26, 2015 03:07PM
Travelodge sleepy bear den rooms are really cool and well worth the extra 18 dollars. They include a stuffed bear that you can keep. Extra bears available for a small fee.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
THjxH
()
Date: September 27, 2015 01:08AM
1) go to a hotel and do anything in private
2) ask before you leave if they have cameras in the rooms, answer is yes
3) go straight to courthouse. put your name address, hotel name address and name of their lawyer his name addres, and address of courthouse, and your complain they intruded on your privacy though you paid them, that filming people in their retirement hours is never part of any civil culture and against the law
4) hand it to the clerk
2) ask before you leave if they have cameras in the rooms, answer is yes
3) go straight to courthouse. put your name address, hotel name address and name of their lawyer his name addres, and address of courthouse, and your complain they intruded on your privacy though you paid them, that filming people in their retirement hours is never part of any civil culture and against the law
4) hand it to the clerk
Re: motel tips: Bad cleaning advice
Posted by:
wFTLb
()
Date: September 27, 2015 02:14PM
sleepy bear Wrote:
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> Travelodge sleepy bear den rooms are really cool
> and well worth the extra 18 dollars. They include
> a stuffed bear that you can keep. Extra bears
> available for a small fee.
That's real?
Fuck that's actually kind of neat.
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> Travelodge sleepy bear den rooms are really cool
> and well worth the extra 18 dollars. They include
> a stuffed bear that you can keep. Extra bears
> available for a small fee.
That's real?
Fuck that's actually kind of neat.
Re: motel tips:
Posted by:
big jimm
()
Date: September 27, 2015 04:35PM
Howard Johnson has Crayola rooms for kids at some of their hotels. The Crayola rooms have a adjoining room with a lockout door for the adults so mom and dad can have a regular room.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
The Troof
()
Date: September 28, 2015 12:37AM
Something I never knew until recently, in many of the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of the bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in there.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
jeep guy
()
Date: October 04, 2015 03:16PM
The Troof Wrote:
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> Something I never knew until recently, in many of
> the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of the
> bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> there.
Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8 in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave them a looking over and returned them to their hiding place then I washed my hands.
I am going to start checking every motel room I rent.
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> Something I never knew until recently, in many of
> the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of the
> bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> there.
Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8 in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave them a looking over and returned them to their hiding place then I washed my hands.
I am going to start checking every motel room I rent.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Daniel
()
Date: October 04, 2015 03:42PM
If you stay at a hotel near a college check out the clubs nearby. I found this kinky little coed near UNCG, and it only took a couple drinks to get her back to the hotel.
Who needs leftover sticky porn when you have fun real pussy?
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
kay nine
()
Date: November 14, 2015 02:11PM
jeep guy Wrote:
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> The Troof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something I never knew until recently, in many
> of
> > the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of
> the
> > bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> > there.
>
>
> Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8
> in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone
> behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand
> I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave
> them a looking over and returned them to their
> hiding place then I washed my hands.
> I am going to start checking every motel room I
> rent.
I just checked into a quality inn and all I found under the drawers was a couple of used condoms. How disappointing.
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> The Troof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something I never knew until recently, in many
> of
> > the big chain motels, pull the drawers out of
> the
> > bureaus and look, there's always porn hidden in
> > there.
>
>
> Funny you should mention that. I was in a super8
> in SW Virginia recently and I dropped my phone
> behind the nightstand. When I moved the nightstand
> I saw two magazines "Juggs" and "over 40". I gave
> them a looking over and returned them to their
> hiding place then I washed my hands.
> I am going to start checking every motel room I
> rent.
I just checked into a quality inn and all I found under the drawers was a couple of used condoms. How disappointing.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
looky here
()
Date: December 15, 2015 07:58PM
Daniel Wrote:
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> If you stay at a hotel near a college check out
> the clubs nearby. I found this kinky little coed
> near UNCG, and it only took a couple drinks to get
> her back to the hotel.
>
> Who needs leftover sticky porn when you have fun
> real pussy?
Are you a rapist?
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> If you stay at a hotel near a college check out
> the clubs nearby. I found this kinky little coed
> near UNCG, and it only took a couple drinks to get
> her back to the hotel.
>
> Who needs leftover sticky porn when you have fun
> real pussy?
Are you a rapist?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
club member
()
Date: December 17, 2015 04:49AM
I love motels.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
holiday traveler
()
Date: December 26, 2015 09:30AM
I keep some magnetic stickers in my trunk. If I stay in the inner city I put Obama sticker on my bumper. If I stay in redneck land I put rebel flag stickers on. It keeps my car from getting vandalized while I sleep.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
best of eesh
()
Date: April 20, 2016 12:51PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
I bet eesh would be damn happy to be in a ABVI right now
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> Americas Best Value Inn is the absolutely worst
> hotel/motel chain in the country. They absorb all
> of the old sleazy motels and call it a chain.
I bet eesh would be damn happy to be in a ABVI right now
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Mr. Clean
()
Date: April 24, 2016 03:52AM
Always ask the maid for extra soaps. Those extra soaps come in handy if you run out of soap at home.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
jug bug
()
Date: April 26, 2016 07:00AM
I always take the extra roll of toilet paper. It makes one less roll I have to buy in my life.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Holiday inn for the win
()
Date: May 14, 2016 06:28AM
It is not a good idea to log into any web accounts tied to a credit card number or other sensitive info while on a hotel wifi. I enjoy streaming movies off Amazon at hotels so I buy a Amazon gift card and set up an account with a fake name and a trash email account also with a fake name. If I get hacked on the shared wifi the most I could lose is a 25 dollar gift card.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
motel hell 2.0
()
Date: May 15, 2016 07:16PM
Holiday inn for the win Wrote:
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> It is not a good idea to log into any web accounts
> tied to a credit card number or other sensitive
> info while on a hotel wifi. I enjoy streaming
> movies off Amazon at hotels so I buy a Amazon gift
> card and set up an account with a fake name and a
> trash email account also with a fake name. If I
> get hacked on the shared wifi the most I could
> lose is a 25 dollar gift card.
That is a goddamn good idea. Going to use that one on my weeklong trip to OC this summer. Thanks.
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> It is not a good idea to log into any web accounts
> tied to a credit card number or other sensitive
> info while on a hotel wifi. I enjoy streaming
> movies off Amazon at hotels so I buy a Amazon gift
> card and set up an account with a fake name and a
> trash email account also with a fake name. If I
> get hacked on the shared wifi the most I could
> lose is a 25 dollar gift card.
That is a goddamn good idea. Going to use that one on my weeklong trip to OC this summer. Thanks.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
6WJ6W
()
Date: May 16, 2016 11:55PM
Spa World is a little cheaper than rent still, 24/7, and they let you sleep in the nude! Why bother with a condo?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Travel girl
()
Date: May 19, 2016 03:57PM
Some Best Westerns give out cute little rubber duckies in the rooms, they make bath time fun!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
1970s Americana
()
Date: May 20, 2016 06:06PM
Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every room and those paper bands across the toilet seat that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
I miss those things.
I miss those things.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
nobudget
()
Date: May 20, 2016 06:24PM
Can someone confirm that wolf trap motel in vienna now has flat screen TV's? I wanted to hook up my laptop for a bigger screen. ;)
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
growler bev
()
Date: June 03, 2016 06:03PM
nobudget Wrote:
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> Can someone confirm that wolf trap motel in vienna
> now has flat screen TV's? I wanted to hook up my
> laptop for a bigger screen. ;)
I stayed there last winter and had a bubble tv in my room but i looked in a couple other rooms that had the drapes open and saw a couple flat screens. You could probably request a flat screen room,
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> Can someone confirm that wolf trap motel in vienna
> now has flat screen TV's? I wanted to hook up my
> laptop for a bigger screen. ;)
I stayed there last winter and had a bubble tv in my room but i looked in a couple other rooms that had the drapes open and saw a couple flat screens. You could probably request a flat screen room,
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Jose and Maria
()
Date: June 04, 2016 01:12PM
In a Cheap Motel
Jose and Maria
Were dying to have sex with each other,
But they were each married
To someone else.
So,
The arranged for a secret rendezvous
At a Cheap Motel.
The mattress
Wasn't too comfortable.
The sheets
Weren't too clean,
But there is something that is enticingly erotic
About a lust-filled liaison
At a Cheap Motel.
The Violation of Societal Taboos
Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
The Anxiety of Deception
Causes hormone levels
To soar.
The Fervor in lovemaking
During this sort of clandestine meeting at a Cheap Motel
Is unparalleled
By any intimate relationship
That has been sanctioned
By Society.
Jose and Maria
Retained no record
Of the time they spent together.
Neither did they have
Each others' phone numbers,
Email address
Or connection on Facebook.
This was not a long-term affair.....
Just one-time,
Casual Sex.
Whenever either Jose or Maria
Felt apprehensive.....
Whenever their senses
Were flooded by Fear.....
Whenever either one of them
Became panic-stricken.....
They would return
To their recollections
Of the intoxicating moments
They spent together
In a Cheap Motel
And it would restore
Their Peace of Mind
Jose and Maria
Were dying to have sex with each other,
But they were each married
To someone else.
So,
The arranged for a secret rendezvous
At a Cheap Motel.
The mattress
Wasn't too comfortable.
The sheets
Weren't too clean,
But there is something that is enticingly erotic
About a lust-filled liaison
At a Cheap Motel.
The Violation of Societal Taboos
Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
The Anxiety of Deception
Causes hormone levels
To soar.
The Fervor in lovemaking
During this sort of clandestine meeting at a Cheap Motel
Is unparalleled
By any intimate relationship
That has been sanctioned
By Society.
Jose and Maria
Retained no record
Of the time they spent together.
Neither did they have
Each others' phone numbers,
Email address
Or connection on Facebook.
This was not a long-term affair.....
Just one-time,
Casual Sex.
Whenever either Jose or Maria
Felt apprehensive.....
Whenever their senses
Were flooded by Fear.....
Whenever either one of them
Became panic-stricken.....
They would return
To their recollections
Of the intoxicating moments
They spent together
In a Cheap Motel
And it would restore
Their Peace of Mind
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
tooth fairy
()
Date: June 10, 2016 07:11PM
Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a sanitary toothbrush holder.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
motel man
()
Date: June 10, 2016 08:40PM
tooth fairy Wrote:
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Fuck you.
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Fuck you.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Phillip M
()
Date: June 10, 2016 09:44PM
When checking in with a married woman always pay cash, and use someone else's name.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Firetruck boy
()
Date: June 11, 2016 05:32PM
Phillip M Wrote:
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> When checking in with a married woman always pay
> cash, and use someone else's name.
>
> .
Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
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> When checking in with a married woman always pay
> cash, and use someone else's name.
>
> .
Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Bee Pre Paired
()
Date: June 11, 2016 07:27PM
Two items that a must brings:
A jumbo sized aerosol can of Lysol anti bacteria/virus disinfectant spray.
The family sized tub of Vaseline Petroleum jelly.
A jumbo sized aerosol can of Lysol anti bacteria/virus disinfectant spray.
The family sized tub of Vaseline Petroleum jelly.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
nejue
()
Date: June 11, 2016 08:32PM
Firetruck boy Wrote:
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> Phillip M Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When checking in with a married woman always
> pay
> > cash, and use someone else's name.
> >
> > .
>
> Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if you got away with crap before you can continue doing it after she's dead do you?
your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
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> Phillip M Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When checking in with a married woman always
> pay
> > cash, and use someone else's name.
> >
> > .
>
> Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if you got away with crap before you can continue doing it after she's dead do you?
your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Firetruck boy
()
Date: June 12, 2016 01:12PM
nejue Wrote:
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> Firetruck boy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Phillip M Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When checking in with a married woman always
> > pay
> > > cash, and use someone else's name.
> > >
> > > .
> >
> > Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
>
> she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if
> you got away with crap before you can continue
> doing it after she's dead do you?
>
> your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
I was just asking. So I guess it is her? If so that is very fucked up.
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> Firetruck boy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Phillip M Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When checking in with a married woman always
> > pay
> > > cash, and use someone else's name.
> > >
> > > .
> >
> > Is that Nicole Mittendorff?
>
> she's dead you asshole. you dont think somehow if
> you got away with crap before you can continue
> doing it after she's dead do you?
>
> your ass will pay for it TRUST ME
I was just asking. So I guess it is her? If so that is very fucked up.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Phillip M
()
Date: June 13, 2016 09:05AM
Not Nicole Mittendorff in the previous post
Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead woman on bottom
Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
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Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead woman on bottom
Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Phillip M
()
Date: June 13, 2016 09:06AM
Somehow dead woman got top and bottom, and my MILF got middle
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
milf lover
()
Date: June 13, 2016 09:32AM
I would suck on your MILF's asshole! Just sayin'!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Bed Bug City
()
Date: June 13, 2016 10:33AM
The absolute first thing to do is to remove the comforter from the bed and spray whatever you use (I use Lysol) to kill any germs left behind. If you ever ask ANY of the motel or hotel workers if they clean the comforter they will tell you that they only clean it if there is a visible stain! YUCK!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
maid2
()
Date: June 17, 2016 05:42AM
1970s Americana Wrote:
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> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Those bands are so cool!
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> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Those bands are so cool!
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Travel girl
()
Date: June 18, 2016 06:45AM
Saw this at cool waters motel.
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Re: motel tips
Posted by:
flim
()
Date: June 19, 2016 07:23PM
This forum is stupid
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
highway john
()
Date: June 23, 2016 06:06PM
Bed Bug City Wrote:
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> The absolute first thing to do is to remove the
> comforter from the bed and spray whatever you use
> (I use Lysol) to kill any germs left behind. If
> you ever ask ANY of the motel or hotel workers if
> they clean the comforter they will tell you that
> they only clean it if there is a visible stain!
> YUCK!
Thats good info thank you!
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> The absolute first thing to do is to remove the
> comforter from the bed and spray whatever you use
> (I use Lysol) to kill any germs left behind. If
> you ever ask ANY of the motel or hotel workers if
> they clean the comforter they will tell you that
> they only clean it if there is a visible stain!
> YUCK!
Thats good info thank you!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
interstate jake
()
Date: November 06, 2016 02:34PM
tooth fairy Wrote:
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Good tip, I like it.
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> Take a hotel paper coffee cup, turn it upside down
> and poke a hole in it with your car key to make a
> sanitary toothbrush holder.
Good tip, I like it.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ashley M
()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:21AM
Jose and Maria Wrote:
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> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Wow!
-------------------------------------------------------
> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Wow!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
cheap travel
()
Date: January 14, 2017 10:21AM
If you're flexible about where you can spend the night you can save a buttload of money with hoteltonight. All about last minute deals on the cheap.
https://www.hoteltonight.com/
https://www.hoteltonight.com/
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Fred 75
()
Date: January 14, 2017 02:24PM
Avoid Americas best value inns.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Fla Harold
()
Date: February 09, 2017 07:39AM
There should be nothing here I don’t remember . . .
My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
from sand. I should still be eight years old
dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
from sand. I should still be eight years old
dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Whutt???
()
Date: February 09, 2017 02:48PM
Fla Harold Wrote:
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> There should be nothing here I don’t remember .
> . .
>
> My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> from sand. I should still be eight years old
> dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
> looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
>
> the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
> and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
> with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
> and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
WTF?
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> There should be nothing here I don’t remember .
> . .
>
> My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> from sand. I should still be eight years old
> dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
> looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> that should still be, but isn’t. I want to blame
>
> the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
> and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
> with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
> and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
WTF?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
pedo spotter
()
Date: February 09, 2017 02:54PM
Whutt??? Wrote:
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> Fla Harold Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There should be nothing here I don’t remember
> .
> > . .
> >
> > My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> > rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> > from sand. I should still be eight years old
> > dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> > I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> > I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
>
> > looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> > that should still be, but isn’t. I want to
> blame
> >
> > the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
>
> > and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
>
> > with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> > to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> > I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
>
> > and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
>
>
> WTF?
That post reeks of William Moreno. He was here posting this morning and must have dropped that piece of crap when he couldn't find the litterbox.
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> Fla Harold Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There should be nothing here I don’t remember
> .
> > . .
> >
> > My brother should still be thirteen, sneaking
> > rum in the bathroom, sculpting naked women
> > from sand. I should still be eight years old
> > dazzled by seashells and how many seconds
> > I hold my breath underwater—but I’m not.
> > I am thirty-eight, driving up Collier Boulevard,
>
> > looking for The Gulf Motel, for everything
> > that should still be, but isn’t. I want to
> blame
> >
> > the condos, their shadows for ruining the beach
>
> > and my past, I want to chase the snowbirds away
>
> > with their tacky mansions and yachts, I want
> > to turn the golf courses back into mangroves,
> > I want to find The Gulf Motel exactly as it was
>
> > and pretend for a moment, nothing lost is lost.
>
>
> WTF?
That post reeks of William Moreno. He was here posting this morning and must have dropped that piece of crap when he couldn't find the litterbox.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
frugal traveller
()
Date: April 16, 2017 04:16AM
Complain about something at Hampton inn and get the night for free!
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Fred 75
()
Date: April 16, 2017 08:53AM
I take the pen, soap, shampoo, lotion and the extra roll of toilet paper. If I walk past a unguarded housekeeper cart I score extra soaps and pens too.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
room key
()
Date: April 25, 2017 09:43AM
1970s Americana Wrote:
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> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Plus real drinking glasses wrapped in paper.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Remember when motels had a fly swatter in every
> room and those paper bands across the toilet seat
> that read "sanitized for your protection" ?
> I miss those things.
Plus real drinking glasses wrapped in paper.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
giga what
()
Date: May 23, 2017 10:38AM
I like the tip about the hand warmer on the thermostat. I tried it and it works great!
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Posted by:
Flight Attendant
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Date: August 06, 2017 06:46AM
Hang your clothes up in the bathroom and run hot water in the shower to steam them and remove wrinkles.
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Posted by:
bedsheets
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Date: August 06, 2017 01:10PM
Hotel tonight app is good.
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Posted by:
bizzniz travel
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Date: August 06, 2017 03:41PM
Carry a working smoke detector in your luggage and set it out somewhere in the room.
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Posted by:
hotelmotelholidayinn
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Date: September 08, 2017 03:04AM
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Posted by:
Laquinta inn
()
Date: January 10, 2018 12:36PM
I like LaQuntia inns.
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Posted by:
Is This Gross?
()
Date: January 10, 2018 01:07PM
I usually shave my pubic hair in hotel rooms. I do on the carpet.
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Posted by:
Damn.
()
Date: January 11, 2018 01:50PM
weirdo2 Wrote:
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> I like to coat the remote control with jizz and
> let it dry on the heat-ac unit.
> Is that wrong?
Damn.
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> I like to coat the remote control with jizz and
> let it dry on the heat-ac unit.
> Is that wrong?
Damn.
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Posted by:
Be Smart
()
Date: January 11, 2018 05:31PM
I always put the remote in a plastic bag before I use it. I also bring some Formula 409 and spray everything I am going to touch (light switch, door handle, etc) and wipe it down with a hotel towel. Sounds like alot, but only takes a couple of minutes.
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Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: January 17, 2018 12:29PM
Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
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Posted by:
Buziness travel
()
Date: February 23, 2018 09:48AM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
No that is fair game just like soaps, shampoo and coffee packets.
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
No that is fair game just like soaps, shampoo and coffee packets.
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Posted by:
Lie Sol
()
Date: April 02, 2018 08:14PM
Be Smart Wrote:
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> I always put the remote in a plastic bag before I
> use it. I also bring some Formula 409 and spray
> everything I am going to touch (light switch, door
> handle, etc) and wipe it down with a hotel towel.
> Sounds like alot, but only takes a couple of
> minutes.
Lysol is better.
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> I always put the remote in a plastic bag before I
> use it. I also bring some Formula 409 and spray
> everything I am going to touch (light switch, door
> handle, etc) and wipe it down with a hotel towel.
> Sounds like alot, but only takes a couple of
> minutes.
Lysol is better.
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Posted by:
Charmin
()
Date: April 02, 2018 10:36PM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
Yes
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> Is taking the extra roll of toilet paper stealing?
Yes
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
uhh
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Date: April 23, 2018 01:24PM
You can boil eggs in the coffeemaker.
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Posted by:
Fire tips
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Date: May 26, 2018 03:33PM
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Posted by:
Electric car driver
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Date: June 05, 2018 02:18PM
Hiltons have charging stations for electric cars.
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Posted by:
SapoRToM
()
Date: June 08, 2018 08:15AM
Phillip M Wrote:
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> Not Nicole Mittendorff in the previous post
>
> Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead
> woman on bottom
>
> Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
LOL totally not what i thought this thread was about but i'd fuck this blonde piece of ass for sure. looks like she can take it.
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> Not Nicole Mittendorff in the previous post
>
> Here is a comparison, my married MILF on top, Dead
> woman on bottom
>
> Who would want to fuck a dead woman?
LOL totally not what i thought this thread was about but i'd fuck this blonde piece of ass for sure. looks like she can take it.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Tiny
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Date: June 08, 2018 10:26PM
Remember that if you puck up a fuck at the hotel bar to always, and I mean always, go back to her room. If you can leave the door open a crack so that your bro can sneak in and take a picture or two, that is great. Maybe she'll let him join in.
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Posted by:
8 super
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Date: June 23, 2018 07:04AM
Super 8 is a pretty low end motel but what I do like about Super 8 is that most of them have windows that actually open. Fresh air is important to me when I am staying in a room loaded with VOC's and cleaning chemical fumes. I put up with the less than perfect rooms and the lack of elevators to get fresh air. I always ask for a second floor room, generally the 3rd floor is the smoking rooms floor. The first floor is for senior citizens who cannot deal with the stairs and so they can get out easily in a fire. 2nd floor is perfect! This is a typical super 8 room.
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Posted by:
motel client
()
Date: June 23, 2018 12:53PM
Always tuck a note like this into the lower end of the bedsheets before you leave to help the next guest.
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Posted by:
uganda resident
()
Date: July 21, 2018 08:29AM
8 super Wrote:
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> Super 8 is a pretty low end motel but what I do
> like about Super 8 is that most of them have
> windows that actually open. Fresh air is important
> to me when I am staying in a room loaded with
> VOC's and cleaning chemical fumes. I put up with
> the less than perfect rooms and the lack of
> elevators to get fresh air. I always ask for a
> second floor room, generally the 3rd floor is the
> smoking rooms floor. The first floor is for senior
> citizens who cannot deal with the stairs and so
> they can get out easily in a fire. 2nd floor is
> perfect! This is a typical super 8 room.
Looks like luxury to me.
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> Super 8 is a pretty low end motel but what I do
> like about Super 8 is that most of them have
> windows that actually open. Fresh air is important
> to me when I am staying in a room loaded with
> VOC's and cleaning chemical fumes. I put up with
> the less than perfect rooms and the lack of
> elevators to get fresh air. I always ask for a
> second floor room, generally the 3rd floor is the
> smoking rooms floor. The first floor is for senior
> citizens who cannot deal with the stairs and so
> they can get out easily in a fire. 2nd floor is
> perfect! This is a typical super 8 room.
Looks like luxury to me.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 21, 2018 04:08PM
Don’t stay in any motel in GA or FL under $40 a night. Just don’t
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Hey Mizzer,
()
Date: July 21, 2018 05:12PM
Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Don’t stay in any motel in GA or FL under $40 a
> night. Just don’t
Any fleabag would be nicer than the house of Horrors on Riverview Ct. By the way, your house is infested with mold.
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> Don’t stay in any motel in GA or FL under $40 a
> night. Just don’t
Any fleabag would be nicer than the house of Horrors on Riverview Ct. By the way, your house is infested with mold.
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Posted by:
remember the pics?
()
Date: July 21, 2018 05:16PM
lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment - it was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen and bathroom.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
cereal eater
()
Date: July 22, 2018 06:39AM
remember the pics? Wrote:
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> lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment - it
> was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen and
> bathroom.
The mattress was a show. after a few months it looked like this,
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> lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment - it
> was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen and
> bathroom.
The mattress was a show. after a few months it looked like this,
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Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 07:36AM
cereal eater Wrote:
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> remember the pics? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment -
> it
> > was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> > mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen
> and
> > bathroom.
>
> The mattress was a show. after a few months it
> looked like this,
Yuck! Mattress Warehouse
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> remember the pics? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lizzie posted several pics of miz's apartment -
> it
> > was really fucking gross. Not just the iconic
> > mattress; she also put up shots of his kitchen
> and
> > bathroom.
>
> The mattress was a show. after a few months it
> looked like this,
Yuck! Mattress Warehouse
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ron/miz is a
()
Date: July 22, 2018 12:54PM
...fucking pig...did you see his apartment...Jesus Christ!
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Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 02:59PM
Ron/miz is a Wrote:
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> ...fucking pig...did you see his apartment...Jesus
> Christ!
No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
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> ...fucking pig...did you see his apartment...Jesus
> Christ!
No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
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Posted by:
Connnie Ralhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 03:09PM
Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> apartment...Jesus
> > Christ!
>
>
> No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
Yup we all did along with your filthy bare mattress.
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> Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> apartment...Jesus
> > Christ!
>
>
> No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
Yup we all did along with your filthy bare mattress.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 03:47PM
Connnie Ralhoun Wrote:
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> > apartment...Jesus
> > > Christ!
> >
> >
> > No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
>
> Yup we all did along with your filthy bare
> mattress.
Nope. Pretty sure you didn’t. Unlike “miz,” I use bed sheets. Btw you have any other insults besides “miz,” and his family?
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> Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ron/miz is a Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...fucking pig...did you see his
> > apartment...Jesus
> > > Christ!
> >
> >
> > No just miz. You’ve never seen my apartment
>
> Yup we all did along with your filthy bare
> mattress.
Nope. Pretty sure you didn’t. Unlike “miz,” I use bed sheets. Btw you have any other insults besides “miz,” and his family?
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Posted by:
The mattress of Miz/Ronnie
()
Date: July 22, 2018 04:17PM
Nope, no sheets in sight. Just some kind of ratty smelly duvet as nesting material. Megan Elizabeth Price doesn't use sheets either. Evidently it is a common symptom of whatever mental illness you two fuck-wits are afflicted with.
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Posted by:
Ronnie Calhoun
()
Date: July 22, 2018 04:26PM
The mattress of Miz/Ronnie Wrote:
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> Nope, no sheets in sight. Just some kind of ratty
> smelly duvet as nesting material. Megan Elizabeth
> Price doesn't use sheets either. Evidently it is
> a common symptom of whatever mental illness you
> two fuck-wits are afflicted with.
Nope not my bed. You and your husband’s bed maybe? Lol
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> Nope, no sheets in sight. Just some kind of ratty
> smelly duvet as nesting material. Megan Elizabeth
> Price doesn't use sheets either. Evidently it is
> a common symptom of whatever mental illness you
> two fuck-wits are afflicted with.
Nope not my bed. You and your husband’s bed maybe? Lol
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
family lived in squallor
()
Date: July 22, 2018 04:45PM
The pics of his parents' house - the place looked so dirty. No maintenance was being performed, ever. No wonder the washing machine hoses blew out.
It made me very sad - they had a grown son living at home, not doing jack shit with his time, who could have hit the Home Depot and picked up some paint, maybe purchased himself a basic set of tools (regardless of your chosen career, by young adulthood you should be collecting some basic home repar tools), maybe rented a power washer.
I would never let my house get like that, and most certainly wouldn't let my parents live in a filthy run down house like that.
How the fuck did miz ever find that acceptable?
It made me very sad - they had a grown son living at home, not doing jack shit with his time, who could have hit the Home Depot and picked up some paint, maybe purchased himself a basic set of tools (regardless of your chosen career, by young adulthood you should be collecting some basic home repar tools), maybe rented a power washer.
I would never let my house get like that, and most certainly wouldn't let my parents live in a filthy run down house like that.
How the fuck did miz ever find that acceptable?
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
Marcus Little
()
Date: July 24, 2018 08:48AM
The last time I stayed at a hotel was out in LA. There was a Mary Kay convection the same week. Me and the boys got friendly with this married little white woman, and spent a lot of time up in her room.
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Posted by:
Jimmy S
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Date: October 10, 2018 09:15AM
Always take your woves friends to a hotel. It's harder for your wife to find out about it.
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Posted by:
git rer
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Date: November 09, 2018 09:06AM
Radisson Valley Forge PA has Gilligan's island themed rooms.
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Posted by:
dicks.
()
Date: November 10, 2018 04:21AM
Dicks.
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Posted by:
Gerald
()
Date: November 11, 2018 12:56AM
I ran into this hot little bride to be the night before her wedding. Luckily she already had a hotel room at the Hampton Inn on Fairfax.
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Posted by:
meade says, 'bring an enema'
()
Date: November 11, 2018 04:16AM
and some kaopectate plus your own shampoo. And watch out for bedbugs.
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Posted by:
bedbug patrol
()
Date: April 07, 2019 03:00PM
cheap travel Wrote:
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> If you're flexible about where you can spend the
> night you can save a buttload of money with
> hoteltonight. All about last minute deals on the
> cheap.
>
> https://www.hoteltonight.com/
Tried it. It's no better than Tripadvisor or Kayak.
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> If you're flexible about where you can spend the
> night you can save a buttload of money with
> hoteltonight. All about last minute deals on the
> cheap.
>
> https://www.hoteltonight.com/
Tried it. It's no better than Tripadvisor or Kayak.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
I-81 traveler
()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:53PM
It is a good idea to bring your own CO detector. Especially if you are going to the Dominican Republic.
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Posted by:
jizzy
()
Date: November 17, 2019 01:07PM
big one Wrote:
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> If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill flush
> and drain it before you get in.
> Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the pumps.
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> If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill flush
> and drain it before you get in.
> Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the pumps.
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Posted by:
valentine special
()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:24PM
jizzy Wrote:
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> big one Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill
> flush
> > and drain it before you get in.
> > Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
>
>
> Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the
> pumps.
I am never using a hotel Jacuzzi again.
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> big one Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you get a jaccuzzi room be sure to fill
> flush
> > and drain it before you get in.
> > Bad stuff can be trapped in those pumps.
>
>
> Damn, never thought of that. Could be jizz in the
> pumps.
I am never using a hotel Jacuzzi again.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
stimpy
()
Date: February 15, 2020 02:13PM
Buy a used prepaid phone off craigslist and pay cash for it. Buy a data card for it at a mom and pop store with no cameras and pay cash. Set up a router in the hotel, hotspot a network and name it similar to the hotel wiFi names. People will log on and you can fuck with them.
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Posted by:
Aloft
()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:07AM
Jose and Maria Wrote:
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> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Lovely story!
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> In a Cheap Motel
> Jose and Maria
> Were dying to have sex with each other,
> But they were each married
> To someone else.
> So,
> The arranged for a secret rendezvous
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The mattress
> Wasn't too comfortable.
> The sheets
> Weren't too clean,
> But there is something that is enticingly erotic
> About a lust-filled liaison
> At a Cheap Motel.
> The Violation of Societal Taboos
> Causes the Adrenaline to rise.
> The Anxiety of Deception
> Causes hormone levels
> To soar.
> The Fervor in lovemaking
> During this sort of clandestine meeting at a
> Cheap Motel
> Is unparalleled
> By any intimate relationship
> That has been sanctioned
> By Society.
> Jose and Maria
> Retained no record
> Of the time they spent together.
> Neither did they have
> Each others' phone numbers,
> Email address
> Or connection on Facebook.
> This was not a long-term affair.....
> Just one-time,
> Casual Sex.
> Whenever either Jose or Maria
> Felt apprehensive.....
> Whenever their senses
> Were flooded by Fear.....
> Whenever either one of them
> Became panic-stricken.....
> They would return
> To their recollections
> Of the intoxicating moments
> They spent together
> In a Cheap Motel
> And it would restore
> Their Peace of Mind
Lovely story!
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Posted by:
3 tips
()
Date: May 31, 2020 09:26AM
3 tips
Lysol Lysol Lysol.
Lysol Lysol Lysol.
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Posted by:
BO.
()
Date: September 02, 2020 09:04AM
When on a road trip keep a 12 pack or a case of good bottled water in your vehicle and use it for drinking, making coffee, brushing teeth. Some motels have questionable water and the last thing you want on a road trip is bowel trouble.
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Posted by:
upper decker bandit.
()
Date: September 03, 2020 09:28AM
If you get shitty service from the motel or they piss you off just leave a upper decker in the toilet, Sweet revenge.
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Posted by:
road dog
()
Date: September 16, 2020 08:52AM
holiday traveler Wrote:
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> I keep some magnetic stickers in my trunk. If I
> stay in the inner city I put Obama sticker on my
> bumper. If I stay in redneck land I put rebel flag
> stickers on. It keeps my car from getting
> vandalized while I sleep.
Good thinking!
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> I keep some magnetic stickers in my trunk. If I
> stay in the inner city I put Obama sticker on my
> bumper. If I stay in redneck land I put rebel flag
> stickers on. It keeps my car from getting
> vandalized while I sleep.
Good thinking!
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Posted by:
whats wrong with your dick
()
Date: September 16, 2020 09:05AM
Gerald Wrote:
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> I ran into this hot little bride to be the night
> before her wedding. Luckily she already had a
> hotel room at the Hampton Inn on Fairfax.
I've heard of BBCs, but that one looks like it was left on the grill too long. Bleach that shit.
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> I ran into this hot little bride to be the night
> before her wedding. Luckily she already had a
> hotel room at the Hampton Inn on Fairfax.
I've heard of BBCs, but that one looks like it was left on the grill too long. Bleach that shit.
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Posted by:
rack rate
()
Date: March 27, 2021 07:08AM
stimpy Wrote:
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> Buy a used prepaid phone off craigslist and pay
> cash for it. Buy a data card for it at a mom and
> pop store with no cameras and pay cash. Set up a
> router in the hotel, hotspot a network and name it
> similar to the hotel wiFi names. People will log
> on and you can fuck with them.
That is a great idea!
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> Buy a used prepaid phone off craigslist and pay
> cash for it. Buy a data card for it at a mom and
> pop store with no cameras and pay cash. Set up a
> router in the hotel, hotspot a network and name it
> similar to the hotel wiFi names. People will log
> on and you can fuck with them.
That is a great idea!
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Posted by:
interstate dining
()
Date: May 28, 2021 07:25AM
Sometimes a motel will have a refrigerator in the room but no microwave, that is why you need to keep non-stick foil in your grip. You can wrap pizza or other foods in the foil and re-heat them with the motel iron.
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Posted by:
Ragman
()
Date: May 28, 2021 09:57AM
Bring a portable door alarm to scare away any intruders that may try to break into your room while you are sleeping.
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Posted by:
sticky floors
()
Date: May 28, 2021 12:06PM
Ragman Wrote:
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> Bring a portable door alarm to scare away any
> intruders that may try to break into your room
> while you are sleeping.
Yes, and bring two of them as many rooms have a additional door to the next room.
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> Bring a portable door alarm to scare away any
> intruders that may try to break into your room
> while you are sleeping.
Yes, and bring two of them as many rooms have a additional door to the next room.
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Posted by:
Hanpton
()
Date: June 16, 2021 10:19AM
I love Hampton inns. Never had a bad stay at one.
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Posted by:
just as bad
()
Date: June 22, 2021 08:12PM
upper decker bandit. Wrote:
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> If you get shitty service from the motel or they
> piss you off just leave a upper decker in the
> toilet, Sweet revenge.
or you could piss in the water tank on the iron.
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> If you get shitty service from the motel or they
> piss you off just leave a upper decker in the
> toilet, Sweet revenge.
or you could piss in the water tank on the iron.
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Posted by:
Hampton inn lover
()
Date: November 10, 2021 05:11PM
I stay at Hampton inns probably 20 to 25 nights a year. They are always so clean and nice! Only way to go.
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Posted by:
Hotel stayer
()
Date: November 11, 2021 06:31PM
I rub my asshole on all the surfaces in the room. The door handle, the thermostat, the refrigerator, the ice bucket, the chairs, the couch, the magazines, the free pens. Everything. The maids may clean some of it off, but aren’t going to get everything. Think about that next time you are in a hotel room
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Posted by:
housekeeping staff
()
Date: November 11, 2021 08:47PM
Hotel stayer Wrote:
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> I rub my asshole on all the surfaces in the room.
> The door handle, the thermostat, the refrigerator,
> the ice bucket, the chairs, the couch, the
> magazines, the free pens. Everything. The maids
> may clean some of it off, but aren’t going to
> get everything. Think about that next time you
> are in a hotel room
You must have bad mental health.
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> I rub my asshole on all the surfaces in the room.
> The door handle, the thermostat, the refrigerator,
> the ice bucket, the chairs, the couch, the
> magazines, the free pens. Everything. The maids
> may clean some of it off, but aren’t going to
> get everything. Think about that next time you
> are in a hotel room
You must have bad mental health.
Re: motel tips
Posted by:
motels with mice
()
Date: December 25, 2021 11:57AM
Carry a drywall screw in your luggage, you can make a mousetrap out of the ice bucket and tray. Put a little food on the screw threads then prop the overturned ice bucket up with the screw on the tray. The ice bucket falls trapping the mouse then you can flush the mouse or set it free outside.
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Posted by:
motel 3
()
Date: April 28, 2023 08:02AM
I stayed at Motel 3. It was only half as good as motel 6.