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If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: US HR DEPARTMENT ()
Date: December 15, 2018 08:15AM

Mr. Trump aka ("Individual 1" in numerous felony indictments, grand jury proceedings, special prosecutor filings) - your employment contract is hereby terminated, effective immediately for the following reasons:

You gained employment with us using a fake resume, overstated relevant work experience, and with criminal intent to defraud us when applying for the job.

Since gaining employment under these false pretenses and credentials, you have become a target in multiple Federal, State, and other law enforcement organizations for felonious illegal acts before and since assuming your senior leadership position with our firm.

It has come to the company's attention that you are and continue too be a close associate with felons and other people of ill-repute, some of whom you hired into the company with very negative results.

You have habitually hired unqualified and inexperienced personnel to include family members for key positions that do not exist and where they failed to perform.

During your tenure in a senior leadership role with the company you have mentally, emotionally and physically abused and publicly demeaned Subordinate Co-Workers, Members of the Press, Gold Star Families, members of the military, the Department of Justice, Various Intelligence Agencies, and numerous high ranking Government and Military personnel.

You have repeatedly failed to Achieve Work Performance Goals on a timely basis or within established budgets.

You have annual cost overruns that exceed $1 Trillion for this year alone.

You have repeatedly failed to demonstrate any work progress or effort to achieve Work Performance Goals to the extent that the company needs to take things in a new direction, under new leadership, and a new organizational structure.

You have habitually and pathologically lied throughout your tenure, thousands of times, to senior leaders, personnel, and the press on numerous topics.

Your past and current disruptions of the workplace for your personal and professional scandals, media frenzies, federal investigations, bad press are detrimental to the company's performance and brand.

Now accused of adultery, illegal election activities, collusion, self-enrichment, malfeasance, and complicit to numerous felonies - we can no longer employ you.

This termination of your employment contract is effective immediately. Your security clearances, access codes, and company privileges are revoked. Security will escort you to the door and your personal belongings from your office will be forwarded to your home address.

Best of luck in your future employment endeavors.

P.S. Do not list us as a favorable reference on any future job applications.

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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: Ejjrr ()
Date: December 15, 2018 08:19AM

He should start touring and getting paid $600k per 45 minutes

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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: Reality 4 You ()
Date: December 15, 2018 08:21AM

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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: libtards unite ()
Date: December 15, 2018 08:29AM

the butthurt...
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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: Obama LOL! ()
Date: December 15, 2018 08:48AM

President Trump is the most productive and successful president in the history of the United States of America. I think if I could create more jobs than people available to work I would probably be CEO.

Great job Mr President. Greatest economy in history!

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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: whewm ()
Date: December 15, 2018 09:51AM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising"

His resume was not fake even one iota.

He is a target of Democrat race card hate. That's not an indication of guilt that's allowable in any Court room.

He spent LESS than Obama, but should double spending and steer it to republicans to even the score and punish dems for what Obama did.

OBAMA did allot of real crimes: for example funding IRAN as a GIFT (not as a commercial exchange: gift) - a sworn enemy of USA who is currently at war with USA in Syria. Trump has not.


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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: yppek ()
Date: December 15, 2018 09:57AM

pathological: it's dems who are pressing to medicate high school students and hire government psychiatrists who prescribe meds (which is illegal: only doctors should prescribe, psychiatrists no longer qualify), and then also "allow teens to vote" (vote under daily threat of medication increase - a technique of torture discovered in china)

lies: FAKE NEWS is the lie and has BEEN PROVEN

fake news is what is real

it's ongoing, Trump has not pressed the dirty communists hard enough

Gerrymanderer2 continually floods FFU with lies

people on FFU have continually complained of it

if gerry is found he's in big trouble

"accused of adultery" doesn't mean did it. even so the American people elected Trump - there is NO ASSUMPTION Trump would be fired if it was found he, in the past, had adultery. none at all. Democrats are paying themselves on taxpayer money to investigate it - but the whole investigation is a fraud and a con job on taxpaying dems.

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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: elvhd ()
Date: December 15, 2018 09:59AM


writing it all up as a trump firing letter is a just a head job

THERE WAS NOT ONE FACT PRESENTED

IF THERE WAS A SINGLE FACT ABOVE GERRY COULD PROVE IT MIGHT BE FUNNY

THERE IS THE PROBLEM, THAT FFU HAS TO DEAL WITH DAILY LIES FROM GERRY THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOT EVEN AN ATTEMPT OF TRUTH BEHIND THEM AND ARE FLAGRANT LIES


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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: Fact for OP ()
Date: December 15, 2018 10:01AM

You would need a JOB first. Shitposting on FFXU is NOT a job.

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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: OP’s Insane Rambling ()
Date: December 15, 2018 03:10PM

US HR DEPARTMENT Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mr. Trump aka ("Individual 1" in numerous felony
> indictments, grand jury proceedings, special
> prosecutor filings) - your employment contract is
> hereby terminated, effective immediately for the
> following reasons:
>
> You gained employment with us using a fake resume,
> overstated relevant work experience, and with
> criminal intent to defraud us when applying for
> the job.
>
> Since gaining employment under these false
> pretenses and credentials, you have become a
> target in multiple Federal, State, and other law
> enforcement organizations for felonious illegal
> acts before and since assuming your senior
> leadership position with our firm.
>
> It has come to the company's attention that you
> are and continue too be a close associate with
> felons and other people of ill-repute, some of
> whom you hired into the company with very negative
> results.
>
> You have habitually hired unqualified and
> inexperienced personnel to include family members
> for key positions that do not exist and where they
> failed to perform.
>
> During your tenure in a senior leadership role
> with the company you have mentally, emotionally
> and physically abused and publicly demeaned
> Subordinate Co-Workers, Members of the Press, Gold
> Star Families, members of the military, the
> Department of Justice, Various Intelligence
> Agencies, and numerous high ranking Government and
> Military personnel.
>
> You have repeatedly failed to Achieve Work
> Performance Goals on a timely basis or within
> established budgets.
>
> You have annual cost overruns that exceed $1
> Trillion for this year alone.
>
> You have repeatedly failed to demonstrate any work
> progress or effort to achieve Work Performance
> Goals to the extent that the company needs to take
> things in a new direction, under new leadership,
> and a new organizational structure.
>
> You have habitually and pathologically lied
> throughout your tenure, thousands of times, to
> senior leaders, personnel, and the press on
> numerous topics.
>
> Your past and current disruptions of the workplace
> for your personal and professional scandals, media
> frenzies, federal investigations, bad press are
> detrimental to the company's performance and
> brand.
>
> Now accused of adultery, illegal election
> activities, collusion, self-enrichment,
> malfeasance, and complicit to numerous felonies -
> we can no longer employ you.
>
> This termination of your employment contract is
> effective immediately. Your security clearances,
> access codes, and company privileges are revoked.
> Security will escort you to the door and your
> personal belongings from your office will be
> forwarded to your home address.
>
> Best of luck in your future employment endeavors.
>
> P.S. Do not list us as a favorable reference on
> any future job applications.

TL;DR Get some mental help OP.

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Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
Posted by: erdfgsf3 ()
Date: December 15, 2018 09:08PM

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