Re: If You Pulled 1/2 the Shit Trump Has Done at Work- Your Termination Letter Might Read Like This
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OP’s Insane Rambling
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Date: December 15, 2018 03:10PM
US HR DEPARTMENT Wrote:
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> Mr. Trump aka ("Individual 1" in numerous felony
> indictments, grand jury proceedings, special
> prosecutor filings) - your employment contract is
> hereby terminated, effective immediately for the
> following reasons:
>
> You gained employment with us using a fake resume,
> overstated relevant work experience, and with
> criminal intent to defraud us when applying for
> the job.
>
> Since gaining employment under these false
> pretenses and credentials, you have become a
> target in multiple Federal, State, and other law
> enforcement organizations for felonious illegal
> acts before and since assuming your senior
> leadership position with our firm.
>
> It has come to the company's attention that you
> are and continue too be a close associate with
> felons and other people of ill-repute, some of
> whom you hired into the company with very negative
> results.
>
> You have habitually hired unqualified and
> inexperienced personnel to include family members
> for key positions that do not exist and where they
> failed to perform.
>
> During your tenure in a senior leadership role
> with the company you have mentally, emotionally
> and physically abused and publicly demeaned
> Subordinate Co-Workers, Members of the Press, Gold
> Star Families, members of the military, the
> Department of Justice, Various Intelligence
> Agencies, and numerous high ranking Government and
> Military personnel.
>
> You have repeatedly failed to Achieve Work
> Performance Goals on a timely basis or within
> established budgets.
>
> You have annual cost overruns that exceed $1
> Trillion for this year alone.
>
> You have repeatedly failed to demonstrate any work
> progress or effort to achieve Work Performance
> Goals to the extent that the company needs to take
> things in a new direction, under new leadership,
> and a new organizational structure.
>
> You have habitually and pathologically lied
> throughout your tenure, thousands of times, to
> senior leaders, personnel, and the press on
> numerous topics.
>
> Your past and current disruptions of the workplace
> for your personal and professional scandals, media
> frenzies, federal investigations, bad press are
> detrimental to the company's performance and
> brand.
>
> Now accused of adultery, illegal election
> activities, collusion, self-enrichment,
> malfeasance, and complicit to numerous felonies -
> we can no longer employ you.
>
> This termination of your employment contract is
> effective immediately. Your security clearances,
> access codes, and company privileges are revoked.
> Security will escort you to the door and your
> personal belongings from your office will be
> forwarded to your home address.
>
> Best of luck in your future employment endeavors.
>
> P.S. Do not list us as a favorable reference on
> any future job applications.
TL;DR Get some mental help OP.