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Man arrested for trying to fuck an ATM
Posted by: yup this is real life ()
Date: May 20, 2014 12:45PM

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-with-atm-machine-456932

"--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report.

Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit."

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Re: Man arrested for trying to fuck an ATM
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 20, 2014 12:47PM

That must be one teenie weenie to fit in that money slot.

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Re: Man arrested for trying to fuck an ATM
Posted by: drum roll please ()
Date: May 20, 2014 01:22PM

He two-timed the ATM with a picnic table.

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Re: Man arrested for trying to fuck an ATM
Posted by: This is news? ()
Date: May 20, 2014 09:13PM

Why is this news? Women do it all the time.

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Re: Man arrested for trying to fuck an ATM
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: May 20, 2014 10:49PM

Did they let him finish or were they dicks about it?

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