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Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: February 05, 2009 08:06AM

When people ask me what I'm looking for in a girlfriend I'm just going to point them to this video - LOL


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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: February 05, 2009 09:59AM

Pretty cool, but by the time she hits 40, her knees and joints will be so messed up she'll need a cane just to walk.

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 05, 2009 10:00AM

Yeah, but in the meantime... Imagine the sex.

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: February 05, 2009 10:07AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Yeah, but in the meantime... Imagine the sex.

True dat.

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: February 05, 2009 10:13AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Pretty cool, but by the time she hits 40, her
> knees and joints will be so messed up she'll need
> a cane just to walk.


Then she can't run away anymore.

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: February 05, 2009 11:04AM

watching that video makes me sleepy. I wanna take a nap just seeing her leap around. YAAAWN.... man nothing beats that old missionary position or spooing. Im going back to bed.

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: February 05, 2009 12:14PM

Isn't that shit where she is jumping around Venice called freestyle walking? Remember those shoes in the late nineties that had metal in the middle of the sole so you could rail slide down shit?

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: Johnny Wishbone ()
Date: February 05, 2009 01:39PM

she looks like a dyke

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: February 05, 2009 02:02PM

actually she looks as if she has no teeth. Had to look really closely to see if she had them in or out. Which kinda made her stock go up if she had no Teef

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: February 05, 2009 02:03PM

I bet Buzz can't wait to fist that.

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Re: Girlfirend Requirements
Posted by: Jackie-O! ()
Date: February 05, 2009 06:54PM

Oh please....I use to do that, before I got the flu! HA!

She looks tough.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/05/2009 06:54PM by Jackie-O!.

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