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why do i always end up at a rub & tug when trying to get a legit massage
Posted by: rub n tug ()
Date: May 19, 2014 04:43PM

how do i always end up at a rub & tub happy ending joint when i am trying to get a legit massage? i expected it to be a legit place because for one it is right across the street from a police station...the also sell gift certificates and even accept credit cards. i am glad that i had the cash on me when it was over and done with because i wouldn't have wanted to pay with my credit card when i realized what type of place that was. but seriously $120 for an hour rub then tug. the massage was decent but seriously wtf?

here is a link to the place for the police: http://www.massagebethesda.com/index.html

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Re: why do i always end up at a rub & tug when trying to get a legit massage
Posted by: Just Sayin ()
Date: May 19, 2014 05:08PM

99% of the testimonials on the website are men. Just sayin

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Re: why do i always end up at a rub & tug when trying to get a legit massage
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2014 05:25PM

Just Sayin Wrote:
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> 99% of the testimonials on the website are men.
> Just sayin




I like this name. Not pretentious/pompous/self-absorbed like the previous justsayin.

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Re: why do i always end up at a rub & tug when trying to get a legit massage
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: May 19, 2014 06:53PM

meh, weak.

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Re: why do i always end up at a rub & tug when trying to get a legit massage
Posted by: in defense of justsayin ()
Date: May 19, 2014 07:08PM

justsayin is a stand up guy in real life. He's not pompous or pretentious, he just doesn't get the respect he deserves at his workplace, and he's definitely worth more than his $35,000 a year salary.

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Re: why do i always end up at a rub & tug when trying to get a legit massage
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 19, 2014 07:20PM

120 for a rub and tug? I love amateurs.Gotta be a troll.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2014 07:21PM by Priapus.

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Re: why do i always end up at a rub & tug when trying to get a legit massage
Posted by: Fag City 99 ()
Date: May 19, 2014 08:00PM

Priapus Wrote:
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> 120 for a rub and tug? I love amateurs.Gotta be a
> troll.

Correct, its 30 dollars for a half hour massage and 90% of the women will give a hand job for 40 dollars.

Sometimes head for that price

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