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February is here!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: February 03, 2009 10:23AM

It is February; what is everyone doing to celebrate Black History Month?

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: February 03, 2009 10:34AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
> It is February; what is everyone doing to celebrate Black History Month?


I'm gonna change my forum name to "Da Meepa".

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Re: February is here!
Date: February 03, 2009 10:35AM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> It is February; what is everyone doing to
> celebrate Black History Month?


Since half the people here thought I was black to begin with, I will do as little as possible to dispel that notion.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: Doug E. Fresh ()
Date: February 03, 2009 10:46AM

I will pull out my circa-1985 "Get Fresh" breakdancing mat and do a windmill-to-headspin move for my neighbors. Then I'll call the chiropractor.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 03, 2009 10:52AM

I composted some collard geens......

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:04PM

I will call my ex and say "What Up!!"

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:05PM

I am going to fuck some white women.

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Re: February is here!
Date: February 03, 2009 12:24PM

I'm going to vote "Democrat" 93 percent of the time.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:25PM

Where do we go to pick up our reparations?

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:25PM


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Re: February is here!
Posted by: sk8ter bOI ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:26PM

I'm black from the waist down.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:32PM

sk8ter bOI Wrote:
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> I'm black from the waist down.

You can thank me and your momma for that.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: sk8ter bOI ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:38PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > I'm black from the waist down.
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> You can thank me and your momma for that.


I always wondered why my wang couldn't read, is on welfare, and had a 2/3 probability of being in some phase or the correctional system. That explains a lot! Now if you excuse me, I have to go smoke crack, new ports, and phillies blunts.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:42PM

sk8ter bOI Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > sk8ter bOI Wrote:
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> > > I'm black from the waist down.
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> > You can thank me and your momma for that.
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> I always wondered why my wang couldn't read, is on
> welfare, and had a 2/3 probability of being in
> some phase or the correctional system. That
> explains a lot! Now if you excuse me, I have to go
> smoke crack, new ports, and phillies blunts.

Would you please stop fucking around and get back out there and sell drugs? I don't want to have to break into cars for CD cases and beg for change in front of a 7-11 so I can buy a cheeseburger big bite.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: sk8ter bOI ()
Date: February 03, 2009 12:53PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > > sk8ter bOI Wrote:
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> > > > I'm black from the waist down.
> > >
> > > You can thank me and your momma for that.
> >
> >
> > I always wondered why my wang couldn't read, is
> on
> > welfare, and had a 2/3 probability of being in
> > some phase or the correctional system. That
> > explains a lot! Now if you excuse me, I have to
> go
> > smoke crack, new ports, and phillies blunts.
>
> Would you please stop fucking around and get back
> out there and sell drugs? I don't want to have to
> break into cars for CD cases and beg for change in
> front of a 7-11 so I can buy a cheeseburger big
> bite.

my bad, jigga what

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: February 03, 2009 01:25PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:54AM by Alias.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: February 03, 2009 01:29PM

Watch "Independent Lens" at 10:00 PM tonight on PBS. It is about Petey Green.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: February 03, 2009 01:43PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I am going to fuck some white women.



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Re: February is here!
Posted by: HIJACKER ()
Date: February 03, 2009 01:48PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> It is February; what is everyone doing to
> celebrate Black History Month?

Last month was Black History Month as far as I'm concerned. I think I'll spend some time working on a petition for a dedicated "White History Month".

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: February 03, 2009 02:09PM

Back in 1996 or 1997 I remember a major grocery store here in the DC area which had a special circular "celebrating" Black History Month. In the circular were offerings for JerriCurl, Afrosheen and other "coconut" scented products.

I shit you not....

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: February 03, 2009 02:20PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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>> I shit you not....


Who the hell was still wearing a Jheri curl in 1996??

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Re: February is here!
Date: February 03, 2009 02:26PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Who the hell was still wearing a Jheri curl in
> 1996??


Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson Ballinstadt Pictures, Images and Photos

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: shaniqua ()
Date: February 03, 2009 05:08PM

I am going to eat some fried chicken, watermelon & smoke some Kools!
When you crackers gonna get a month to celebrate and your own entertainment channel like BET, get a college that only whites can get into, implement some type of affirmative action program and claim discrimination every time you don't get your way? Poor honkey ass people, you gotta pay for what your great great great grandparents did to my people. Even though I have had shit handed to me on a silver fucking platter.....THANKS

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: February 03, 2009 05:34PM

shaniqua Wrote:
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, you gotta pay for what
> your great great great grandparents did to my
> people.

Unfortunately, having the system designed to not allow certain people to create and pass on wealth for generations was a shamefull part of US history.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: February 03, 2009 05:40PM

shaniqua Wrote:
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> When you crackers gonna get a month to celebrate
> and your own entertainment channel like BET, get a
> college that only whites can get into,

Unfortunately, those colleges were founded because there were White only colleges in the area for scores and scores of years.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: ernie ()
Date: February 04, 2009 09:27AM

Also, whites can go to a Black University. Years ago Grambling actually had a white quarterback. And almost every school has a few white guys on the baseball team. I know Virginia State U has a few. I saw them play a few years ago.

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> shaniqua Wrote:
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> > When you crackers gonna get a month to
> celebrate
> > and your own entertainment channel like BET, get
> a
> > college that only whites can get into,
>
> Unfortunately, those colleges were founded because
> there were White only colleges in the area for
> scores and scores of years.

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Re: February is here!
Date: February 04, 2009 09:40AM

ernie Wrote:
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> Also, whites can go to a Black University. Years
> ago Grambling actually had a white quarterback.
> And almost every school has a few white guys on
> the baseball team. I know Virginia State U has a
> few. I saw them play a few years ago.
>

This is true. Remember when Marissa Tomei played "Minnesota" on "A Different World." She was the only white student at the black school. Then the next season she wasn't on it and the show was entirely black.

Come to think of it, WTF?

A Different World Pictures, Images and Photos

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: February 04, 2009 11:47AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 01:14PM by inkahootz.

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Re: February is here!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: February 05, 2009 02:03PM

im gonna hit on nothing but black chicks for the entire month.

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