Why do ricer drivers think everyone on the road wants to race them?

Whenever I out-accelerate a ricer at a stop light, the next thing I hear is the fart cannon wizzing by me with a dirty look from the driver. I'm not racing you, I'm just driving!

Whenever I am on the parkway, I seem to always pass a ricer going much slower than me. The next thing I hear is the fart cannon wizzing by me...I'm not racing you, I'm in a hurry.

God forbid if you lurch your car at the stop light next to a ricer, the next thing you hear is the V-Tec Type-R four banger revving up and speeding away...I'm not racing you, my foot slipped off the brake.

It's all true, this happens to me all the time in Centreville, the capital of NOVA ricers.

Why do ricers? Because I love what they've got in between their legs!

Expansive Jeans Wrote:
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> Why do ricers? Because I love what they've got in
> between their legs!


LOL +1

Because ricers must show that a four banger can actually pass something.

they're still better than that piece of crap company you idiots need to bail out...

2000 Accord vs 2000 Malibu.. this is an obvious decision.

and PS: YOU are not Enterprise Rent-A-Car, you're a normal person looking for a reliable, quality car.

Expansive Jeans Wrote:
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> Why do ricers? Because I love what they've got in
> between their legs!


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Just emailed to Cary...



Hi, Cary, its EJ. I hope you're well. It has been a while since we have last spoken. I'm sorry to contact like you like this, but I came across something this evening that I thought you might be interested in seeing.

Within the "Why Do Ricers..." thread on the off topic forum, there is a user who is apparently attempting to imitate me with the name Expansive Jeans. Please notice the "a" where an "e" should be. Clearly this is in direct violation of the rules set pursuant your "New Users Please Read this" thread on the main forum. I would refer you to the text, but I doubt that is necessary.

I know dealing with this individual is not on the top of your to-do list, but hopefully you don't mind me checking in on the status of this tomorrow morning. I trust you will take care of this infraction, and see to it the violator is dealt with accordingly, but I must insist on a swift resolution. My fear here is that some of my associates on the forum may see these messages and confuse me with Expansive. I do have an image to maintain and I know you understand that.

You will of course perform your own investigation, but a small tip - I believe it may be Inkahootz. That little devil. He is a repeat offender, yes. But please, go easy on him. With the DUI,losing his job as a FCPS school teacher, and having to suddenly leave the state, I just don't think he can take any more. I would hate to see you place the straw that broke this beaten camel's back. I will speak with him personally as well just to let him know I've communicated this issue with you, so he is not shocked, or frightened when the punishment is handed down. Maybe even some sort of "Good Cop, Bad Cop" scenario. Myself, the trusted friend, and "boarding buddy" - slightly upset at the fact he chose to imitate, and embarrass me in front of my friend and colleagues. You, the straight faced, uncompromising moderator. Ruling with a rod of iron.

Thank you, as always.

Expensive Jeans

Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Time for the Wahmbulance. You little faggot crybaby. Just to show how stupid and incorrect you are about my identity...


yo
From: inkahootz
To: Expansive Jeans
Date: 09/06/2007 02:04AM


Instead of talking shit online, why don't you say it to my face?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/03/2009 07:47PM by Expansive Jeans.

In case you think I faked the message...click on the link



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/03/2009 07:55PM by Expansive Jeans.
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Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Hi, Cary, its EJ. I hope you're well. It has been
> a while since we have last spoken. I'm sorry to
> contact like you like this, but I came across
> something this evening that I thought you might be
> interested in seeing.

-Do you think he gives a fuck about what you think?


> Within the "Why Do Ricers..." thread on the off
> topic forum, there is a user who is apparently
> attempting to imitate me with the name Expansive
> Jeans. Please notice the "a" where an "e" should
> be.

-Way to go detective. Captain obvious has nothing on you.


Clearly this is in direct violation of the
> rules set pursuant your "New Users Please Read
> this" thread on the main forum. I would refer you
> to the text, but I doubt that is necessary.

-What's necessary,is you getting a life


> I know dealing with this individual is not on the
> top of your to-do list,

-You think?


but hopefully you don't
> mind me checking in on the status of this tomorrow
> morning.

-Don't hold your breath, loser!


I trust you will take care of this
> infraction, and see to it the violator is dealt
> with accordingly, but I must insist on a swift
> resolution. My fear here is that some of my
> associates on the forum may see these messages

-You mean Meade, AliASS, and Spunky?


I do have an image to maintain and I know you understand that.

-What? That of a flaming fag hag loving homosexual? Agreed.


>Maybe even some sort of"Good Cop, Bad Cop" scenario.

-Whoa now! Keep your gay sexual fantasies to yourself. Cary wants nothing to do with that.


Myself, the trusted friend, and "boarding buddy"

-That just sounds gay in and of itself.


slightly upset at the fact he chose to imitate, and embarrass me in
> front of my friend and colleagues.

-You have done a superlative job on your own.


You, the straight faced, uncompromising moderator. Ruling
> with a rod of iron.

-WTF? Sounds like a gay version of 300? Cary is straight, but you sir, are an uncompromising homosexual. "Ruling w/ a rod of iron"...How gay can you get? You just exude flaming homosexuality. It comes out in your syntax and probably seeps out your pores.
>
>
Gay, as always,
>
Expensive Jeans

EJ, you are just worthless.

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> EJ, you are just worthless.


That's it. I can't take this unwarranted hate anymore. I'm leaving for good this time!

Expansive Jeans. I love it....Hahhahahahhahaahaaaaa

df Wrote:
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>
> they're still better than that piece of crap
> company you idiots need to bail out...

You're one of those idiots, too.

It is called the ricer fly-by. They believe if they passed you , they have won.

Its even worse driving a mustang. If im parking my car, those ricers are ready to "race"




Folterung8109 Wrote:
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> Why do ricer drivers think everyone on the road
> wants to race them?
>
> Whenever I out-accelerate a ricer at a stop light,
> the next thing I hear is the fart cannon wizzing
> by me with a dirty look from the driver. I'm not
> racing you, I'm just driving!
>
> Whenever I am on the parkway, I seem to always
> pass a ricer going much slower than me. The next
> thing I hear is the fart cannon wizzing by
> me...I'm not racing you, I'm in a hurry.
>
> God forbid if you lurch your car at the stop light
> next to a ricer, the next thing you hear is the
> V-Tec Type-R four banger revving up and speeding
> away...I'm not racing you, my foot slipped off the
> brake.

I'd like to know why some people think that adding a fart-can muffler to their car, and a cold air intake makes their budget 4-cylinder go fast...



Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 02/04/2009 11:12PM by Lawman.

Lawman Wrote:
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> I'd like to know why some people think that adding
> a fart-can muffler to their car, and a cold air
> intake makes their budget 4-cylinder go fast...


They also think that all those stickers makes them more aerodynamic, gives them 10 extra hp, and thus makes them faster.

Ricer pancake
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