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How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
4 drinks from drunk
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Date: June 24, 2018 03:11PM
I don’t need one drink, I don’t need a drink to fuck Ralph Maddow either.
I would plow Maddows ass like there’s no tomorrow
I would plow Maddows ass like there’s no tomorrow
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
190 Proof
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Date: June 24, 2018 03:33PM
I'll need the high test straight.
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Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Ejjdd
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Date: June 24, 2018 03:35PM
190 Proof Wrote:
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> I'll need the high test straight.
U fucked, she’s gonna put the strap on if u that drunk
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> I'll need the high test straight.
U fucked, she’s gonna put the strap on if u that drunk
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
psychos can fuck
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Date: June 24, 2018 05:12PM
I would likely die from alcohol poisoning first
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: June 24, 2018 05:14PM
190 Proof Wrote:
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> I'll need the high test straight.
Was thinking the exact same thing. A bottle of Everclear should do it. But even then I doubt it. Maybe after I die of alcohol poisoning it would be more likely. That bitch is ugly.
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> I'll need the high test straight.
Was thinking the exact same thing. A bottle of Everclear should do it. But even then I doubt it. Maybe after I die of alcohol poisoning it would be more likely. That bitch is ugly.
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Sharia Slanders Huckabeast
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Date: June 24, 2018 05:22PM
4 drinks from drunk Wrote:
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> I don’t need one drink, I don’t need a drink
> to fuck Ralph Maddow either.
> I would plow Maddows ass like there’s no
> tomorrow
Sharia Slanders Huckabeast?
Gonna need three bags & lots of bourbon - one for my head and two for Sarah's (in case one falls off)
Ha!
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> I don’t need one drink, I don’t need a drink
> to fuck Ralph Maddow either.
> I would plow Maddows ass like there’s no
> tomorrow
Sharia Slanders Huckabeast?
Gonna need three bags & lots of bourbon - one for my head and two for Sarah's (in case one falls off)
Ha!
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
gerry....
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Date: June 24, 2018 05:39PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> 190 Proof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll need the high test straight.
>
> Was thinking the exact same thing. A bottle of
> Everclear should do it. But even then I doubt it.
> Maybe after I die of alcohol poisoning it would be
> more likely. That bitch is ugly.
the only pussy you've had is mommy...faggot.
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> 190 Proof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll need the high test straight.
>
> Was thinking the exact same thing. A bottle of
> Everclear should do it. But even then I doubt it.
> Maybe after I die of alcohol poisoning it would be
> more likely. That bitch is ugly.
the only pussy you've had is mommy...faggot.
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
False Idols
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Date: June 24, 2018 06:35PM
psychos can fuck Wrote:
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> I would likely die from alcohol poisoning first
I would rather die from alcohol poisoning first...
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> I would likely die from alcohol poisoning first
I would rather die from alcohol poisoning first...
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
take one for the team
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Date: June 24, 2018 07:01PM
Sharia Slanders Huckabeast Wrote:
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> 4 drinks from drunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don’t need one drink, I don’t need a
> drink
> > to fuck Ralph Maddow either.
> > I would plow Maddows ass like there’s no
> > tomorrow
>
> Sharia Slanders Huckabeast?
>
> Gonna need three bags & lots of bourbon - one for
> my head and two for Sarah's (in case one falls
> off)
>
> Ha!
Gonna lots of booze for this one... take one for the team!
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> 4 drinks from drunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don’t need one drink, I don’t need a
> drink
> > to fuck Ralph Maddow either.
> > I would plow Maddows ass like there’s no
> > tomorrow
>
> Sharia Slanders Huckabeast?
>
> Gonna need three bags & lots of bourbon - one for
> my head and two for Sarah's (in case one falls
> off)
>
> Ha!
Gonna lots of booze for this one... take one for the team!
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
kp6uk
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Date: June 24, 2018 07:04PM
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Megan Price would make 2/3 of a good marry-fuck-kill.
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
What the fuck...
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Date: June 24, 2018 07:10PM
kp6uk Wrote:
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> Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Megan Price would make
> 2/3 of a good marry-fuck-kill.
You first...
I can't get past the obvious
Sarah-kill
Megan-kill...
Unless it is fuck Megan, marry sarah and then kill myself...
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> Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Megan Price would make
> 2/3 of a good marry-fuck-kill.
You first...
I can't get past the obvious
Sarah-kill
Megan-kill...
Unless it is fuck Megan, marry sarah and then kill myself...
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
I would fuck her
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Date: June 24, 2018 07:21PM
But I would not take her to a place like the Red Hen. I would take her to the Waffle House, or maybe Arby's. (Which she would honestly enjoy more anyway.) If there were still any Arthur Treacher's around, I would take her there. She would like that.
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
LKiloo
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Date: June 24, 2018 08:12PM
Are we sure she isn't a tranny? She looks like Caitlyn Jenner
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Salt Lick Sarah
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Date: June 24, 2018 08:27PM
I would fuck her Wrote:
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> But I would not take her to a place like the Red
> Hen. I would take her to the Waffle House, or
> maybe Arby's. (Which she would honestly enjoy more
> anyway.) If there were still any Arthur Treacher's
> around, I would take her there. She would like
> that.
I could see her strapping on a feed bucket filled with Tarter Sauce at Arthur Treacher's... or one filled with imitation maple syrup at a waffle house...
I bet when she wants something exotic she goes for a bucket of orange chicken sauce at Panda Express.
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> But I would not take her to a place like the Red
> Hen. I would take her to the Waffle House, or
> maybe Arby's. (Which she would honestly enjoy more
> anyway.) If there were still any Arthur Treacher's
> around, I would take her there. She would like
> that.
I could see her strapping on a feed bucket filled with Tarter Sauce at Arthur Treacher's... or one filled with imitation maple syrup at a waffle house...
I bet when she wants something exotic she goes for a bucket of orange chicken sauce at Panda Express.
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
cheap date
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Date: June 24, 2018 08:29PM
I would fuck her Wrote:
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> But I would not take her to a place like the Red
> Hen. I would take her to the Waffle House, or
> maybe Arby's. (Which she would honestly enjoy more
> anyway.) If there were still any Arthur Treacher's
> around, I would take her there. She would like
> that.
Just feed her a couple sugar cubes and some oats. That's all it takes
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> But I would not take her to a place like the Red
> Hen. I would take her to the Waffle House, or
> maybe Arby's. (Which she would honestly enjoy more
> anyway.) If there were still any Arthur Treacher's
> around, I would take her there. She would like
> that.
Just feed her a couple sugar cubes and some oats. That's all it takes
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Clarification
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Date: June 24, 2018 08:31PM
LKiloo Wrote:
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> Are we sure she isn't a tranny? She looks like
> Caitlyn Jenner
Yes, Salt Lick Sarah does look like a Tranny.
But Melania is the one that looks like Jenner,,,
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> Are we sure she isn't a tranny? She looks like
> Caitlyn Jenner
Yes, Salt Lick Sarah does look like a Tranny.
But Melania is the one that looks like Jenner,,,
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Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Goatfuckerer2.
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Date: June 24, 2018 08:32PM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> 190 Proof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll need the high test straight.
>
> Was thinking the exact same thing. A bottle of
> Everclear should do it. But even then I doubt it.
> Maybe after I die of alcohol poisoning it would be
> more likely. That bitch is ugly.
How much Everclear do you have to give your goat to get him to fuck you?
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> 190 Proof Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll need the high test straight.
>
> Was thinking the exact same thing. A bottle of
> Everclear should do it. But even then I doubt it.
> Maybe after I die of alcohol poisoning it would be
> more likely. That bitch is ugly.
How much Everclear do you have to give your goat to get him to fuck you?
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Kardashian Kurse
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Date: June 24, 2018 08:39PM
I can't look at Bruce Jenner without laughing. God those Kardashian bitches know how to destroy all the men they capture
Re: How many drinks till u fuck Sarah Huckabee?
Posted by:
Kardashian
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Date: June 25, 2018 05:03AM
Kardashian Kurse Wrote:
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> I can't look at Bruce Jenner without laughing. God
> those Kardashian bitches know how to destroy all
> the men they capture
I do not understand how anyone gives a shit about these fools
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> I can't look at Bruce Jenner without laughing. God
> those Kardashian bitches know how to destroy all
> the men they capture
I do not understand how anyone gives a shit about these fools