Donations to the Clinton Foundation have taken a nosedive and I'm asking you all to please give as much as humanly possible. If this trend continues I'll be selling Trump t-shirts to tourists off a cart along with autographed copies of "The Art of the Deal" so please send us your checking account balances and maximum donations on your credit cards. And btw, don't even think about contacting us by phone because Verizon has temporarily suspended our land line services due to lack of payment so you can understand why we are so desparate to save the world.
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