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Global warmers baffled
Posted by: Bunz ()
Date: April 11, 2018 07:34AM


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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: eroG lA ()
Date: April 11, 2018 08:06AM

Al Gore just flagulated.

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: try this experiment ()
Date: April 11, 2018 08:12AM

No one said all the earths cold are was gone - the warm air is pushing it to unexpected places. Its called 'global warming' not everywhere will be hot. I know this is difficult to understand. Take all the thousands of temps measured each day all over the world, add them up and divide by the number of data points. If your average is getting higher with time its a warming trend.

Math is hard I get that. How bout this turn the furnace all the way to high and light your couch on fire, go stand by the freezer and open the door (works better if side by side) - your feet will feel colder as the air from the fridge hits them, does that mean your house is cooling or warming?

dont really do this please. I realize Im dealing with a certain level of IQ here.

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: type-o ()
Date: April 11, 2018 08:13AM

*air

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: Hot air balloon ()
Date: April 11, 2018 08:31AM

try this experiment Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No one said all the earths cold are was gone - the
> warm air is pushing it to unexpected places. Its
> called 'global warming' not everywhere will be
> hot. I know this is difficult to understand.
> Take all the thousands of temps measured each day
> all over the world, add them up and divide by the
> number of data points. If your average is getting
> higher with time its a warming trend.
>
> Math is hard I get that. How bout this turn the
> furnace all the way to high and light your couch
> on fire, go stand by the freezer and open the door
> (works better if side by side) - your feet will
> feel colder as the air from the fridge hits them,
> does that mean your house is cooling or warming?
>
> dont really do this please. I realize Im dealing
> with a certain level of IQ here.

Sorry about your IQ level. There are government programs to help you along your way

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: sarcastic windbag ()
Date: April 11, 2018 09:39AM

Hot air balloon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> try this experiment Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No one said all the earths cold are was gone -
> the
> > warm air is pushing it to unexpected places.
> Its
> > called 'global warming' not everywhere will be
> > hot. I know this is difficult to understand.
> > Take all the thousands of temps measured each
> day
> > all over the world, add them up and divide by
> the
> > number of data points. If your average is
> getting
> > higher with time its a warming trend.
> >
> > Math is hard I get that. How bout this turn
> the
> > furnace all the way to high and light your
> couch
> > on fire, go stand by the freezer and open the
> door
> > (works better if side by side) - your feet will
> > feel colder as the air from the fridge hits
> them,
> > does that mean your house is cooling or
> warming?
> >
> > dont really do this please. I realize Im
> dealing
> > with a certain level of IQ here.
>
> Sorry about your IQ level. There are government
> programs to help you along your way

great comeback - he gave a long-winded example off the basic math behind global warming and insulted you with a snide example of localized cooling (your feet) vs. overall trend (your house on fire) and he finished with suggesting your IQ might be low.

Your retort - no your IQ is low! Im inclined to side with the sarcastic wind bag in this one.

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: Collin quinn ()
Date: April 11, 2018 09:56AM

sarcastic windbag Wrote:
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> Hot air balloon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > try this experiment Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No one said all the earths cold are was gone
> -
> > the
> > > warm air is pushing it to unexpected places.
> > Its
> > > called 'global warming' not everywhere will
> be
> > > hot. I know this is difficult to understand.
>
> > > Take all the thousands of temps measured each
> > day
> > > all over the world, add them up and divide by
> > the
> > > number of data points. If your average is
> > getting
> > > higher with time its a warming trend.
> > >
> > > Math is hard I get that. How bout this turn
> > the
> > > furnace all the way to high and light your
> > couch
> > > on fire, go stand by the freezer and open the
> > door
> > > (works better if side by side) - your feet
> will
> > > feel colder as the air from the fridge hits
> > them,
> > > does that mean your house is cooling or
> > warming?
> > >
> > > dont really do this please. I realize Im
> > dealing
> > > with a certain level of IQ here.
> >
> > Sorry about your IQ level. There are
> government
> > programs to help you along your way
>
> great comeback - he gave a long-winded example off
> the basic math behind global warming and insulted
> you with a snide example of localized cooling
> (your feet) vs. overall trend (your house on fire)
> and he finished with suggesting your IQ might be
> low.
>
> Your retort - no your IQ is low! Im inclined to
> side with the sarcastic wind bag in this one.

This sound like some Collin quin would say

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: Chocolate Weiner ()
Date: April 11, 2018 10:13AM

I'll boil it down for you. Warmers are D Bags.

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: Uninterested Observer ()
Date: April 11, 2018 10:25AM

sarcastic windbag Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hot air balloon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > try this experiment Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No one said all the earths cold are was gone
> -
> > the
> > > warm air is pushing it to unexpected places.
> > Its
> > > called 'global warming' not everywhere will
> be
> > > hot. I know this is difficult to understand.
>
> > > Take all the thousands of temps measured each
> > day
> > > all over the world, add them up and divide by
> > the
> > > number of data points. If your average is
> > getting
> > > higher with time its a warming trend.
> > >
> > > Math is hard I get that. How bout this turn
> > the
> > > furnace all the way to high and light your
> > couch
> > > on fire, go stand by the freezer and open the
> > door
> > > (works better if side by side) - your feet
> will
> > > feel colder as the air from the fridge hits
> > them,
> > > does that mean your house is cooling or
> > warming?
> > >
> > > dont really do this please. I realize Im
> > dealing
> > > with a certain level of IQ here.
> >
> > Sorry about your IQ level. There are
> government
> > programs to help you along your way
>
> great comeback - he gave a long-winded example off
> the basic math behind global warming and insulted
> you with a snide example of localized cooling
> (your feet) vs. overall trend (your house on fire)
> and he finished with suggesting your IQ might be
> low.
>
> Your retort - no your IQ is low! Im inclined to
> side with the sarcastic wind bag in this one.


Actually, that was a pretty good comeback. He wasn't retorting "no, your IQ is low". Rather, he is pointing out that "I realize Im dealing with a certain level of IQ here" can be taken two ways. A comment on the poster (that would be you) or a comment on the person you are replying to.

He got you. He won this one. You lost. Admit it and move on.

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: STUD TRUMP ()
Date: April 12, 2018 09:20AM

THE GLOBE IS COOLING...

NO WAIT THE GLOBE IS WARMING...

IM NOT REALLY A SCIENTIST SO I'LL SAY IT'S JUST CLIMATE CHANGE...

NO WAIT IT'S COOLING AGAIN...

PAY YOUR CARBON TAX WHITEY!

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: Whoop T. Fuck ()
Date: April 12, 2018 09:33AM

So now the warm air is hiding... that's the weekly talking point.

How's the ozone doing? That had you tards wrapped around the axle for about 20 years. Remember how we were all going to fry etc... from the hole in the ozone. You guys always need a good trigger...and this warming shit should be good for another decade if you can keep changing the myth every few years.

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Re: Global warmers baffled
Posted by: Inquisitive One ()
Date: April 12, 2018 11:18AM

try this experiment Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No one said all the earths cold are was gone - the
> warm air is pushing it to unexpected places. Its
> called 'global warming' not everywhere will be
> hot. I know this is difficult to understand.
> Take all the thousands of temps measured each day
> all over the world, add them up and divide by the
> number of data points. If your average is getting
> higher with time its a warming trend.
>
> Math is hard I get that. How bout this turn the
> furnace all the way to high and light your couch
> on fire, go stand by the freezer and open the door
> (works better if side by side) - your feet will
> feel colder as the air from the fridge hits them,
> does that mean your house is cooling or warming?
>
> dont really do this please. I realize Im dealing
> with a certain level of IQ here

Was this before or after they pressed the panic button and declared there was going to be another ice age and called it Global Cooling. Then again, it may have been after the Bush administration threw up their hands and decided that they should cover all bases by just calling it Climate Change.

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