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The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: Porky's ()
Date: January 29, 2009 01:13PM

Tipping the scales at 5000 calories and 500 grams of fat.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial

I guess because of the failed Republican policies, people are starting to figure, "Why not, I'm going to be jobless, homeless and will die soon anyway."

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: nthx ()
Date: January 29, 2009 01:55PM

thats gross i wouldnt touch it
that link takes you to a pic that looks like there are maggots in the middle
yuk

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 29, 2009 02:08PM

It is gross. 500 grams of fat? That's like a whole pound- of FAT!

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 29, 2009 02:21PM

Looks like a Meade sized turd.....

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: January 29, 2009 02:31PM

I like bacon but the idea of wrapping that much bacon around sausage, can you imagine the grease? Nasty.

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 29, 2009 02:35PM

It certainly will put an oil sheen in your toilet water when you take a dump the next morning.

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: Ask Jeeves ()
Date: January 29, 2009 02:59PM

Is that why it floats sometimes?

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: January 29, 2009 04:20PM

Ask Jeeves Wrote:
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> Is that why it floats sometimes?


Yes. It's like your ass is the Exxon Valdez.

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 29, 2009 04:37PM

I didn't know that.

My poop sank today, so I'm glad to see I've eaten healthy for the past two days.

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 29, 2009 06:04PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Ask Jeeves Wrote:
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> > Is that why it floats sometimes?
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>
> Yes. It's like your ass is the Exxon Valdez.


I dont remember by ass ever spilling 10.8 million gallons of oil.

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 29, 2009 06:05PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > Ask Jeeves Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Is that why it floats sometimes?
> >
> >
> > Yes. It's like your ass is the Exxon Valdez.
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> I dont remember by ass ever spilling 10.8 million
> gallons of oil.

Time to stop drinking so much, then.

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Re: The Ultimate Bacon Dish
Posted by: sausage boy ()
Date: May 23, 2009 04:06PM

I like sausages, bacons, eggs, and french men

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