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Meade Primer
Posted by: I don't get it ()
Date: April 22, 2014 10:02PM

I guess I'm a little slow, but what the hell is the deal with Meade Skelton? I really don't understand. I could read the million + posts about him but I'm too lazy. Can someone give me a quick primer on him? Bullet points will be appreciated.

Thanks

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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: Local Contractor ()
Date: April 22, 2014 10:16PM

He's a local contractor who picks up lots of illegals in the area. He drives a big rig and is known to frequent deserted woods in the area.

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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: Local showerer ()
Date: April 22, 2014 10:17PM

I heard he likes to shower.

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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: Quick Answer ()
Date: April 22, 2014 10:46PM

He is a singer whose throat has been touched by God.



WITH A BLOWTORCH!

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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: warm meal ()
Date: April 23, 2014 12:35AM

Local showerer Wrote:
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> I heard he likes to shower.


He likes to go to the men's room of Barnes and Noble on Saturdays and suck off strangers.

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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: Solid Internet researcher ()
Date: April 23, 2014 01:13AM

I don't get it Wrote:
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> I guess I'm a little slow, but what the hell is
> the deal with Meade Skelton? I really don't
> understand. I could read the million + posts about
> him but I'm too lazy. Can someone give me a quick
> primer on him? Bullet points will be appreciated.
>
> Thanks


I did some solid Internet research for you.
Here is what I came up with:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Meade%20Skelton
 
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Meade Skelton
Alt-Country/Pop Singer-Songwriter b. April 8th, 1979

Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.

Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.
Meade Skelton is a Singer Songwriter from Richmond Virginia.
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meade skelton
Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."

Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.
OMG that fat guy trolling our board is totally a Meade Skelton.
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Meade Skelton
Meade Skelton is a Richmond resident who posts praises of himself under aliases in numerous internet forums. A self described artist, is usually ridiculed for being narcissistic, unimaginative, and untalented.
Meade Skelton has been laughed out of forums for years.
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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: I finally get it ()
Date: April 23, 2014 09:34PM

^^^^^ awesome research! succinct and informative with a bibliography. Thanks!

I never would have guessed this guy was real.

Of course, now that I know, I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would give a shit about him. Can you help me with that, too?

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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: Nike wearing Faggot ()
Date: April 24, 2014 11:21AM

I finally get it Wrote:
never would have guessed this guy was real.
>
> Of course, now that I know, I can't for the life
> of me figure out why anyone would give a shit
> about him. Can you help me with that, too?


No matter how bad my life is at any given moment, I can look at Meade and get a good laugh.....
"At least I'm not THAT miserable fuck"..
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Re: Meade Primer
Posted by: The Loller ()
Date: April 24, 2014 01:04PM

Solid Internet researcher Wrote:
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..."They Called Me Porker"...

LOL!

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