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Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: super clean ()
Date: April 22, 2014 06:17PM

Okay I've been wondering whether to post this or not for awhile so I'll just do it. There's a guy in my office who showers non-stop. He showers during lunch break and sometimes he leaves the office for awhile and I am almost positive he goes out to shower (I kinda followed him once).

Is this normal? He also won't go out after work without going home and showering and changing clothes. Even his FB updates are about showers, "Just had lunch, gonna hit the shower", etc. WTF?

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: April 22, 2014 07:29PM

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: April 22, 2014 07:29PM

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: yHkcw ()
Date: April 22, 2014 07:53PM

yea your fellow worker is "cleaning" himself of the guilt he doens't hardly have for fucking you in the future. he's stealing your work and setting you up for a fall so he can get a pay raise and is hiring someone he's been fucking in your place

your welcome

no you can't sue your in fairfax and your honest. ha ha what a looser

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: super clean ()
Date: April 22, 2014 07:58PM

Okay WOW that was a strong response. Can anyone else who doesn't have to resort to posting stupid pictures please respond?

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: super clean ()
Date: April 22, 2014 07:59PM

yHkcw Wrote:
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> yea your fellow worker is "cleaning" himself of
> the guilt he doens't hardly have for fucking you
> in the future. he's stealing your work and
> setting you up for a fall so he can get a pay
> raise and is hiring someone he's been fucking in
> your place
>
> your welcome
>
> no you can't sue your in fairfax and your honest.
> ha ha what a looser


Somehow I think you're mistaken

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: Hhugj ()
Date: April 22, 2014 08:54PM

You are gay for the dude. Faaaaggot!!!!!

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: Interesting ()
Date: April 22, 2014 09:00PM

super clean Wrote:
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> Okay I've been wondering whether to post this or
> not for awhile so I'll just do it. There's a guy
> in my office who showers non-stop. He showers
> during lunch break and sometimes he leaves the
> office for awhile and I am almost positive he goes
> out to shower (I kinda followed him once).
>
> Is this normal? He also won't go out after work
> without going home and showering and changing
> clothes. Even his FB updates are about showers,
> "Just had lunch, gonna hit the shower", etc. WTF?

Maybe he is just really smelly? Or maybe he has a health issue...

Tell us more about this... when and why did you follow him? Where did he go?

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: super clean ()
Date: April 22, 2014 09:13PM

Well, I didn't follow him all the way. I was going to the bathroom and he was ahead of me. He skipped the bathroom and used the elevator instead. There is a gym on the ground floor of the building. I'm pretty sure he went there and showered because when he came back his hair was a little wet.

He leaves the office for awhile and I can usually tell when he goes out to shower (on top of his lunch showers).


Interesting Wrote:
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>
> Maybe he is just really smelly? Or maybe he has a
> health issue...
>
> Tell us more about this... when and why did you
> follow him? Where did he go?

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: super clean ()
Date: April 22, 2014 09:14PM

Hhugj Wrote:
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> You are gay for the dude. Faaaaggot!!!!!


You don't know anything about me or who I am so STFU asshole!

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: ocd, doy ()
Date: April 22, 2014 10:06PM

Have you ever thought of asking him why?

You'd probably get a better answer than some fool posting funny pictures.

He either has some OCD going on or just likes to shower a lot.

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: kjld;flkj ()
Date: April 22, 2014 10:27PM

super clean Wrote:
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> Hhugj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are gay for the dude. Faaaaggot!!!!!
>
>
> You don't know anything about me or who I am so
> STFU asshole!

Straight people don't give a shit about how many times another dude showers. We only care if they never shower and stink up the joint. You sir, are a Total Faaaggot!!

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: afdjk;l ()
Date: April 22, 2014 10:42PM

And you followed the dude?? You are an absolute faggola. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I think about my attractive female co-workers in the shower. I could care less what other dudes at work are doing. The dudes can bring a laptop into the office gym and work from the shower for all I care.

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: super clean ()
Date: April 22, 2014 11:01PM

When you work 10 feet away from someone every day for 40 hours a week you notice lots of things about them! Not like you would know what that's like since you sit in your mom's basement all day, asshole!

You don't even know who I am anyway, so shut it!

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: Occasionally gay ()
Date: April 22, 2014 11:05PM

Pics of guy showering or GTFO.

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: he's getting high ()
Date: April 22, 2014 11:34PM

Have you considered the possibility that he is rectally administering drugs to himself?

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: Serious Answer ()
Date: April 23, 2014 12:13AM

Well, you've had your trial by fire with the assholes here. Serious response - the guy may have OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder). If so, he is aware of his condition and would probably be mortified to know that other people are observing - let alone tracking - his behavior. There are many manifestations of OCD. Be grateful the guy is not a hoarder (the most difficult type to treat - and the most offensive to other people). Everyone has their demons. MYOB is the best advice in this case.

BTW - contrary to popular opinion - OCD is now generally considered to be primarily a biologically based problem (amygdala and other deep brain structures - genetics may play a large part). SSRIs can help, but they generally do not eradicate the problem.

Of course, it is possible that this guy just really likes to take showers. But if he does have OCD, he should be commended for finding a way to deal with it without imposing on other people.

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: April 23, 2014 12:57AM

He showers alot because he is "crescent fresh".

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: super clean ()
Date: April 23, 2014 11:04AM

Serious Answer Wrote:
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> Well, you've had your trial by fire with the
> assholes here. Serious response - the guy may have
> OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder). If so, he is
> aware of his condition and would probably be
> mortified to know that other people are observing
> - let alone tracking - his behavior. There are
> many manifestations of OCD. Be grateful the guy is
> not a hoarder (the most difficult type to treat -
> and the most offensive to other people). Everyone
> has their demons. MYOB is the best advice in this
> case.
>
> BTW - contrary to popular opinion - OCD is now
> generally considered to be primarily a
> biologically based problem (amygdala and other
> deep brain structures - genetics may play a large
> part). SSRIs can help, but they generally do not
> eradicate the problem.
>
> Of course, it is possible that this guy just
> really likes to take showers. But if he does have
> OCD, he should be commended for finding a way to
> deal with it without imposing on other people.


Thats very possible, thanks for the first SANE answer that would explain a lot but the kicker is his desk is unorganized and his car is a MESS!!

What a weirdo!

PS- To the asshole posting stupid pictures, you need to get a life!

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 23, 2014 12:01PM

Interesting Wrote:
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> super clean Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay I've been wondering whether to post this
> or
> > not for awhile so I'll just do it. There's a
> guy
> > in my office who showers non-stop. He showers
> > during lunch break and sometimes he leaves the
> > office for awhile and I am almost positive he
> goes
> > out to shower (I kinda followed him once).
> >
> > Is this normal? He also won't go out after work
> > without going home and showering and changing
> > clothes. Even his FB updates are about showers,
> > "Just had lunch, gonna hit the shower", etc.
> WTF?
>
> Maybe he is just really smelly? Or maybe he has a
> health issue...


Yeah, maybe he sweats a lot or has unusually bad body odor. If this were the case, I doubt he'd talk about it.

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Re: Guy in my office who showers a lot
Posted by: ceMHb ()
Date: April 23, 2014 12:04PM

I wonder if I smell bad?

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