Personally, I see nothing wrong with the Postal Service going to a five-day schedule....
http://money.cnn.com/2009/01/28/news/economy/postal_service/index.htm?postversion=2009012820
...The fucking idiots in Congress, though, especially the Republicans, won't give the Postal Service the leeway to do it because of some old blue-haired bitch that lives in their home district who will raise shit about it.
Fuck them! If your day is so monotonous that you look forward to the mail, spend some more time with your 18 cats, granny!