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Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
Date: April 21, 2014 02:49PM

After most of today on the can, and irritated further by Anon Doc, I've decided to post a question about bowels of political figures and news anchors.

Watching JC Heyward earlier on WUSA 9, I would like to meet her, and inquire about the condition of her bowels..I can't prove it but as an older man with years of IBS woes, I think she might be also. Same for Pat Collins. His delivery and cane he walks with, just scream he's getting ready but has to hold in a refrigerator.

As for politicians, I think President Obama could have bowel maladies. VP Biden does not, even though he is older and much more wise. Sharon Bulova and Governor McAuliffe, absolutely have got to be having leaking bowels, brown undergarments, and times toiling away on the throne.

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Re: Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: Harry Bottoms 82 ()
Date: April 21, 2014 04:39PM

Lmao Pat Collins. He might have ass issues.

Doug McElway strikes me as a guy with ass issues.

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Re: Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 21, 2014 07:49PM

Steven Segal has all the traits of a chronic constipate.

Orson Wells may well have been incontinent.

Moe Howard strikes me as someone who never had a half decent bowel movement in his life.

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Re: Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: News Watchee ()
Date: April 22, 2014 11:20AM

Bob Ryan. Mark my words. Between that horrible rug on his head this man has to be stuffed up.

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Re: Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2014 02:30PM

Chris Matthews and Rush Limbaugh strike me as bowel sufferers.

Don Imus gets a nappy headed honorable mention.

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Re: Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: shit in BEH'S mouth ()
Date: April 22, 2014 02:33PM

BEH = Blooming Onion, despite being fecally sexposed in the past, the charade continues.

Just admit it. You fantasize about shit.

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Re: Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
Date: April 22, 2014 02:38PM

I wish you to be forced to kiss my fecally impacted protruding asshole.

Beh is a decent person, who undergoes many of the challenge myself and others face, and he does so with dignity.

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Re: Politicians, News Anchors, and Celebrities Bowels
Posted by: Lawe8 ()
Date: April 22, 2014 03:00PM

Whenever Fallon does those Brian Williams rap mixes, he seems to be bouncing off his chair. Roids or something.

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