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Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: prince of peace ()
Date: April 20, 2014 06:47PM

Jesus was a man who loved all men, intimately. he also loved women. jesus loved all people and preached a massage of peace and loving and feeling. jesus had many feelings. jesus was a very emotional man. jesus told stories to some people about being cool to other people, expectially if those people are dicks. when one time jesus stepped on an afro-american gentlemans new michael jordans one time while in southwest DC, the afro-american gentleman hit jesus in the side of his face. and jesus simply turned his face the other way and told the afro-american to hit him again but this time on the other side of his face. after jesus got out of intensive care he told stories about tolerance and being nice to all people and expecially black people. jesus died of high cholesterol and some people wrote some stories about him several hundred years later and most of those stories were not historically accurate

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: wall of text ()
Date: April 21, 2014 02:08AM

Ever hear of paragraphs?

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 21, 2014 02:26AM

Paragraphs wouldn't help this boring block of text.

Jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus this and that, blah, blah, blah, I hate jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus is boring and so am I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..........

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 21, 2014 02:34AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Paragraphs wouldn't help this boring block of
> text.
>
> Jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus, blah, blah, blah,
> Jesus this and that, blah, blah, blah, I hate
> jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus is boring and so am
> I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..........




Stop being angry.

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 21, 2014 02:45AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Paragraphs wouldn't help this boring block of
> > text.
> >
> > Jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus, blah, blah,
> blah,
> > Jesus this and that, blah, blah, blah, I hate
> > jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus is boring and so
> am
> > I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..........
>
>
>
>
> Stop being angry.


Oh..... so YOU'RE the boring prince of bullshit.

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: stop being a diuck ()
Date: April 21, 2014 07:25PM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Paragraphs wouldn't help this boring block of
> > > text.
> > >
> > > Jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus, blah, blah,
> > blah,
> > > Jesus this and that, blah, blah, blah, I hate
> > > jesus, blah, blah, blah, Jesus is boring and
> so
> > am
> > > I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..........
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Stop being angry.
>
>
> Oh..... so YOU'RE the boring prince of bullshit.


Now you're just being insolent. I hope you shit in bed and roll around in it.

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 22, 2014 03:17AM

stop being a diuck Wrote:
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> Now you're just being insolent. I hope you shit
> in bed and roll around in it.

I hope you get testicular cancer.

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: The Original Lack of Faith ()
Date: April 22, 2014 04:32AM

God really does hate fags, but he loves men and women.

He doesn't like illegals either.

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Re: Jesus was a man who loved women
Posted by: nice comeback doofus ()
Date: April 22, 2014 06:40PM

Alias Wrote:
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> stop being a diuck Wrote:
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> > Now you're just being insolent. I hope you
> shit
> > in bed and roll around in it.
>
> I hope you get testicular cancer.

Kiss my ass u retard

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