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It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Mosess ()
Date: April 20, 2014 01:17AM

Happy Easter everyone!
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: 3 days ()
Date: April 20, 2014 01:22AM

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: 3 days ()
Date: April 20, 2014 01:30AM

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: wasted ()
Date: April 20, 2014 01:43AM

lol
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: offended 2 ()
Date: April 20, 2014 07:26AM

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Come to Islam ()
Date: April 20, 2014 07:48AM

Mosess Wrote:
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> Happy Easter everyone!


Dogs

How to Convert to Islam and Become a Muslim


The word “Muslim” means one who submits to the will of God, regardless of their race, nationality or ethnic background. Becoming a Muslim is a simple and easy process that requires no pre-requisites. One may convert alone in privacy, or he/she may do so in the presence of others.

If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and has full conviction and strong belief that Islam is the true religion of God, then, all one needs to do is pronounce the “Shahada”, the testimony of faith, without further delay. The “Shahada” is the first and most important of the five pillars of Islam.

With the pronunciation of this testimony, or “Shahada”, with sincere belief and conviction, one enters the fold of Islam.

Upon entering the fold of Islam purely for the Pleasure of God, all of one’s previous sins are forgiven, and one starts a new life of piety and righteousness. The Prophet said to a person who had placed the condition upon the Prophet in accepting Islam that God would forgive his sins:

“Do you not know that accepting Islam destroys all sins which come before it?” (Saheeh Muslim)

When one accepts Islam, they in essence repent from the ways and beliefs of their previous life. One need not be overburdened by sins committed before their acceptance. The person’s record is clean, and it is as if he was just born from his mother’s womb. One should try as much as possible to keep his records clean and strive to do as many good deeds as possible.

The Holy Quran and Hadeeth (prophetic sayings) both stress the importance of following Islam. God states:

“...The only religion in the sight of God is Islam...” (Quran 3:19)

In another verse of the Holy Quran, God states:

“If anyone desires a religion other than Islam, never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).” (Quran 3:85)

In another saying, Muhammad, the Prophet of God, said:

“Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will eventually admit him into Paradise, according to his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of God be upon him, also reported:

“Indeed God has forbidden to reside eternally in Hell the person who says: “I testify that none has the right to be worshiped except Allah (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

The Declaration of the Testimony (Shahada)
To convert to Islam and become a Muslim a person needs to pronounce the below testimony with conviction and understanding its meaning:

I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

The translation of which is:

“I testify that there is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger (Prophet) of God.”

To hear it click here or click on “Live Help” above for assistance by chat.

When someone pronounces the testimony with conviction, then he/she has become a Muslim. It can be done alone, but it is much better to be done with an adviser through the “Live Help” at top, so we may help you in pronouncing it right and to provide you with important resources for new Muslims.

The first part of the testimony consists of the most important truth that God revealed to mankind: that there is nothing divine or worthy of being worshipped except for Almighty God. God states in the Holy Quran:

“We did not send the Messenger before you without revealing to him: ‘none has the right to be worshipped except I, therefore worship Me.’” (Quran 21:25)

This conveys that all forms of worship, whether it be praying, fasting, invoking, seeking refuge in, and offering an animal as sacrifice, must be directed to God and to God alone. Directing any form of worship to other than God (whether it be an angel, a messenger, Jesus, Muhammad, a saint, an idol, the sun, the moon, a tree) is seen as a contradiction to the fundamental message of Islam, and it is an unforgivable sin unless it is repented from before one dies. All forms of worship must be directed to God only.

Worship means the performance of deeds and sayings that please God, things which He commanded or encouraged to be performed, either by direct textual proof or by analogy. Thus, worship is not restricted to the implementation of the five pillars of Islam, but also includes every aspect of life. Providing food for one’s family, and saying something pleasant to cheer a person up are also considered acts of worship, if such is done with the intention of pleasing God. This means that, to be accepted, all acts of worship must be carried out sincerely for the Sake of God alone.

The second part of the testimony means that Prophet Muhammad is the servant and chosen messenger of God. This implies that one obeys and follows the commands of the Prophet. One must believe in what he has said, practice his teachings and avoid what he has forbidden. One must therefore worship God only according to his teaching alone, for all the teachings of the Prophet were in fact revelations and inspirations conveyed to him by God.

One must try to mold their lives and character and emulate the Prophet, as he was a living example for humans to follow. God says:

“And indeed you are upon a high standard of moral character.” (Quran 68:4)

God also said:

“And in deed you have a good and upright example in the Messenger of God, for those who hope in the meeting of God and the Hereafter, and mentions God much.” (Quran 33:21)

He was sent in order to practically implement the Quran, in his saying, deeds, legislation as well as all other facets of life. Aisha, the wife of the Prophet, when asked about the character of the Prophet, replied:

“His character was that of the Quran.” (As-Suyooti)

To truly adhere to the second part of the Shahada is to follow his example in all walks of life. God says:

“Say (O Muhammad to mankind): ‘If you (really) love God, then follow me.’” (Quran 3:31)

It also means that Muhammad is the Final Prophet and Messenger of God, and that no (true) Prophet can come after him.

“Muhammad is not the father of any man among you but he is the Messenger of God and the last (end) of the Prophets and God is Ever All-Aware of everything.” (Quran 33:40)

All who claim to be prophets or receive revelation after Muhammad are imposters, and to acknowledge them would be tantamount to disbelief.

We welcome you to Islam, congratulate you for your decision, and will try to help you in any way we can.




And whosoever does evil or wrongs himself but afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”

Your sins can be forgiven, Dog


Dog, Convert to Allah

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: EB2.0 ()
Date: April 20, 2014 08:33AM

The easter bunny will kick your islamic ass.
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: PETER COTTON TAIL ()
Date: April 20, 2014 08:49AM

Happy Easter!!!


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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Sayyyyy Wut?? ()
Date: April 20, 2014 08:51AM

^^^^^ Is that Hitler's easter egg?

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Rascal ()
Date: April 20, 2014 08:55AM

Sayyyyy Wut?? Wrote:
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> ^^^^^ Is that Hitler's easter egg?
lol, no..... that wouldnt be very Eastery

Its a Napoleonic eggs, look it up.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: 420 easter holiday ()
Date: April 20, 2014 08:59AM

Rascal Wrote:
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> Sayyyyy Wut?? Wrote:
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> -----
> > ^^^^^ Is that Hitler's easter egg?
> lol, no..... that wouldnt be very Eastery
>
> Its a Napoleonic eggs, look it up.


That egg is filled with weed dude! Happy 420 Easter!
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Ibadah ()
Date: April 20, 2014 11:56AM

I share in the joy of the resurrection of my Lord and Personal Savior, Jesus Christ! I renounce Allah and Mohammed as false gods!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: thomass ()
Date: April 20, 2014 02:21PM

Jesus is not real, He is not on twitter or facebook.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Better Path ()
Date: April 20, 2014 03:08PM

Come to Islam Wrote:
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> The word “Muslim” means one who submits to
> the will of God,

Submit your free will, your freedom, to a fantasy god created in the mind of a 6th century warlord pedophile. Muslims are the majority of the world's ignorant and helpless, depending on violence and fear to advance their cause and philosophy.

Become a slave to ignorance? No thanks!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Mmmmm, bacon ()
Date: April 20, 2014 03:33PM

Aw jeez, not another Moslem thread. Oh well, bacon!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: chocolate bunny fan ()
Date: April 01, 2018 10:51AM

Everyone should enjoy a chocolate bunny on Easter!
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Jesus is Coming back to Judge ()
Date: April 01, 2018 01:34PM

Come to Islam Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mosess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Easter everyone!
>
>
> Dogs
>
> How to Convert to Islam and Become a Muslim
>
>
> The word “Muslim” means one who submits to
> the will of God, regardless of their race,
> nationality or ethnic background. Becoming a
> Muslim is a simple and easy process that requires
> no pre-requisites. One may convert alone in
> privacy, or he/she may do so in the presence of
> others.
>
> If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and
> has full conviction and strong belief that Islam
> is the true religion of God, then, all one needs
> to do is pronounce the “Shahada”, the
> testimony of faith, without further delay. The
> “Shahada” is the first and most important of
> the five pillars of Islam.
>
> With the pronunciation of this testimony, or
> “Shahada”, with sincere belief and conviction,
> one enters the fold of Islam.
>
> Upon entering the fold of Islam purely for the
> Pleasure of God, all of one’s previous sins are
> forgiven, and one starts a new life of piety and
> righteousness. The Prophet said to a person who
> had placed the condition upon the Prophet in
> accepting Islam that God would forgive his sins:
>
> “Do you not know that accepting Islam destroys
> all sins which come before it?” (Saheeh Muslim)
>
> When one accepts Islam, they in essence repent
> from the ways and beliefs of their previous life.
> One need not be overburdened by sins committed
> before their acceptance. The person’s record is
> clean, and it is as if he was just born from his
> mother’s womb. One should try as much as
> possible to keep his records clean and strive to
> do as many good deeds as possible.
>
> The Holy Quran and Hadeeth (prophetic sayings)
> both stress the importance of following Islam. God
> states:
>
> “...The only religion in the sight of God is
> Islam...” (Quran 3:19)
>
> In another verse of the Holy Quran, God states:
>
> “If anyone desires a religion other than Islam,
> never will it be accepted of him; and in the
> Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who
> have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).”
> (Quran 3:85)
>
> In another saying, Muhammad, the Prophet of God,
> said:
>
> “Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of
> being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and
> that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that
> Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His
> word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit
> created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is
> true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will
> eventually admit him into Paradise, according to
> his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of
> God be upon him, also reported:
>
> “Indeed God has forbidden to reside eternally in
> Hell the person who says: “I testify that none
> has the right to be worshiped except Allah
> (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.”
> (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Declaration of the Testimony (Shahada)
> To convert to Islam and become a Muslim a person
> needs to pronounce the below testimony with
> conviction and understanding its meaning:
>
> I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu
> Allah.”
>
> The translation of which is:
>
> “I testify that there is no true god (deity) but
> God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger
> (Prophet) of God.”
>
> To hear it click here or click on “Live Help”
> above for assistance by chat.
>
> When someone pronounces the testimony with
> conviction, then he/she has become a Muslim. It
> can be done alone, but it is much better to be
> done with an adviser through the “Live Help”
> at top, so we may help you in pronouncing it right
> and to provide you with important resources for
> new Muslims.
>
> The first part of the testimony consists of the
> most important truth that God revealed to mankind:
> that there is nothing divine or worthy of being
> worshipped except for Almighty God. God states in
> the Holy Quran:
>
> “We did not send the Messenger before you
> without revealing to him: ‘none has the right to
> be worshipped except I, therefore worship
> Me.’” (Quran 21:25)
>
> This conveys that all forms of worship, whether
> it be praying, fasting, invoking, seeking refuge
> in, and offering an animal as sacrifice, must be
> directed to God and to God alone. Directing any
> form of worship to other than God (whether it be
> an angel, a messenger, Jesus, Muhammad, a saint,
> an idol, the sun, the moon, a tree) is seen as a
> contradiction to the fundamental message of Islam,
> and it is an unforgivable sin unless it is
> repented from before one dies. All forms of
> worship must be directed to God only.
>
> Worship means the performance of deeds and
> sayings that please God, things which He commanded
> or encouraged to be performed, either by direct
> textual proof or by analogy. Thus, worship is not
> restricted to the implementation of the five
> pillars of Islam, but also includes every aspect
> of life. Providing food for one’s family, and
> saying something pleasant to cheer a person up are
> also considered acts of worship, if such is done
> with the intention of pleasing God. This means
> that, to be accepted, all acts of worship must be
> carried out sincerely for the Sake of God alone.
>
> The second part of the testimony means that
> Prophet Muhammad is the servant and chosen
> messenger of God. This implies that one obeys and
> follows the commands of the Prophet. One must
> believe in what he has said, practice his
> teachings and avoid what he has forbidden. One
> must therefore worship God only according to his
> teaching alone, for all the teachings of the
> Prophet were in fact revelations and inspirations
> conveyed to him by God.
>
> One must try to mold their lives and character
> and emulate the Prophet, as he was a living
> example for humans to follow. God says:
>
> “And indeed you are upon a high standard of
> moral character.” (Quran 68:4)
>
> God also said:
>
> “And in deed you have a good and upright example
> in the Messenger of God, for those who hope in the
> meeting of God and the Hereafter, and mentions God
> much.” (Quran 33:21)
>
> He was sent in order to practically implement the
> Quran, in his saying, deeds, legislation as well
> as all other facets of life. Aisha, the wife of
> the Prophet, when asked about the character of the
> Prophet, replied:
>
> “His character was that of the Quran.”
> (As-Suyooti)
>
> To truly adhere to the second part of the Shahada
> is to follow his example in all walks of life. God
> says:
>
> “Say (O Muhammad to mankind): ‘If you (really)
> love God, then follow me.’” (Quran 3:31)
>
> It also means that Muhammad is the Final Prophet
> and Messenger of God, and that no (true) Prophet
> can come after him.
>
> “Muhammad is not the father of any man among you
> but he is the Messenger of God and the last (end)
> of the Prophets and God is Ever All-Aware of
> everything.” (Quran 33:40)
>
> All who claim to be prophets or receive
> revelation after Muhammad are imposters, and to
> acknowledge them would be tantamount to
> disbelief.
>
> We welcome you to Islam, congratulate you for
> your decision, and will try to help you in any way
> we can.
>
>
>
>
> And whosoever does evil or wrongs himself but
> afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find
> Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”
>
> Your sins can be forgiven, Dog
>
>
> Dog, Convert to Allah

My dog doesn't know that trick. Since you appear to be a dog trainer perhaps you can help?

The major flaw in Islam is Muslims remain condemned, that is they are spiritually dead and headed for an eternity without God.
The lies or FAKE NEWS Islam puts out there concerning Jesus and the Islamic system of Afterlife is an abomination to the Creator.
Without accepting the Blood Sacrifice of Jesus You remain Condemned by God and dead in yout sins. Jesus who walked the earth as God in the Flesh identified with hunanity on a human level while being the only one possessing the power to permanently wipe out and forive sin. Islam is an outward form of Godliness which denies the Resurrection power of God through Jesus. Without faith and belief in this All other religious orders including Islam amount to nothing ultimately because they lack the hope of the Good news of eternal life with God.

If Christianity is nor the Truth then it is the biggest sham ever in human history.

Jesus said "If you see me You see God" Was he telling the truth? John 14:6

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: damn.......... ()
Date: April 16, 2019 03:56PM

Come to Islam Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mosess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Easter everyone!
>
>
> Dogs
>
> How to Convert to Islam and Become a Muslim
>
>
> The word “Muslim” means one who submits to
> the will of God, regardless of their race,
> nationality or ethnic background. Becoming a
> Muslim is a simple and easy process that requires
> no pre-requisites. One may convert alone in
> privacy, or he/she may do so in the presence of
> others.
>
> If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and
> has full conviction and strong belief that Islam
> is the true religion of God, then, all one needs
> to do is pronounce the “Shahada”, the
> testimony of faith, without further delay. The
> “Shahada” is the first and most important of
> the five pillars of Islam.
>
> With the pronunciation of this testimony, or
> “Shahada”, with sincere belief and conviction,
> one enters the fold of Islam.
>
> Upon entering the fold of Islam purely for the
> Pleasure of God, all of one’s previous sins are
> forgiven, and one starts a new life of piety and
> righteousness. The Prophet said to a person who
> had placed the condition upon the Prophet in
> accepting Islam that God would forgive his sins:
>
> “Do you not know that accepting Islam destroys
> all sins which come before it?” (Saheeh Muslim)
>
> When one accepts Islam, they in essence repent
> from the ways and beliefs of their previous life.
> One need not be overburdened by sins committed
> before their acceptance. The person’s record is
> clean, and it is as if he was just born from his
> mother’s womb. One should try as much as
> possible to keep his records clean and strive to
> do as many good deeds as possible.
>
> The Holy Quran and Hadeeth (prophetic sayings)
> both stress the importance of following Islam. God
> states:
>
> “...The only religion in the sight of God is
> Islam...” (Quran 3:19)
>
> In another verse of the Holy Quran, God states:
>
> “If anyone desires a religion other than Islam,
> never will it be accepted of him; and in the
> Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who
> have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).”
> (Quran 3:85)
>
> In another saying, Muhammad, the Prophet of God,
> said:
>
> “Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of
> being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and
> that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that
> Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His
> word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit
> created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is
> true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will
> eventually admit him into Paradise, according to
> his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of
> God be upon him, also reported:
>
> “Indeed God has forbidden to reside eternally in
> Hell the person who says: “I testify that none
> has the right to be worshiped except Allah
> (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.”
> (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Declaration of the Testimony (Shahada)
> To convert to Islam and become a Muslim a person
> needs to pronounce the below testimony with
> conviction and understanding its meaning:
>
> I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu
> Allah.”
>
> The translation of which is:
>
> “I testify that there is no true god (deity) but
> God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger
> (Prophet) of God.”
>
> To hear it click here or click on “Live Help”
> above for assistance by chat.
>
> When someone pronounces the testimony with
> conviction, then he/she has become a Muslim. It
> can be done alone, but it is much better to be
> done with an adviser through the “Live Help”
> at top, so we may help you in pronouncing it right
> and to provide you with important resources for
> new Muslims.
>
> The first part of the testimony consists of the
> most important truth that God revealed to mankind:
> that there is nothing divine or worthy of being
> worshipped except for Almighty God. God states in
> the Holy Quran:
>
> “We did not send the Messenger before you
> without revealing to him: ‘none has the right to
> be worshipped except I, therefore worship
> Me.’” (Quran 21:25)
>
> This conveys that all forms of worship, whether
> it be praying, fasting, invoking, seeking refuge
> in, and offering an animal as sacrifice, must be
> directed to God and to God alone. Directing any
> form of worship to other than God (whether it be
> an angel, a messenger, Jesus, Muhammad, a saint,
> an idol, the sun, the moon, a tree) is seen as a
> contradiction to the fundamental message of Islam,
> and it is an unforgivable sin unless it is
> repented from before one dies. All forms of
> worship must be directed to God only.
>
> Worship means the performance of deeds and
> sayings that please God, things which He commanded
> or encouraged to be performed, either by direct
> textual proof or by analogy. Thus, worship is not
> restricted to the implementation of the five
> pillars of Islam, but also includes every aspect
> of life. Providing food for one’s family, and
> saying something pleasant to cheer a person up are
> also considered acts of worship, if such is done
> with the intention of pleasing God. This means
> that, to be accepted, all acts of worship must be
> carried out sincerely for the Sake of God alone.
>
> The second part of the testimony means that
> Prophet Muhammad is the servant and chosen
> messenger of God. This implies that one obeys and
> follows the commands of the Prophet. One must
> believe in what he has said, practice his
> teachings and avoid what he has forbidden. One
> must therefore worship God only according to his
> teaching alone, for all the teachings of the
> Prophet were in fact revelations and inspirations
> conveyed to him by God.
>
> One must try to mold their lives and character
> and emulate the Prophet, as he was a living
> example for humans to follow. God says:
>
> “And indeed you are upon a high standard of
> moral character.” (Quran 68:4)
>
> God also said:
>
> “And in deed you have a good and upright example
> in the Messenger of God, for those who hope in the
> meeting of God and the Hereafter, and mentions God
> much.” (Quran 33:21)
>
> He was sent in order to practically implement the
> Quran, in his saying, deeds, legislation as well
> as all other facets of life. Aisha, the wife of
> the Prophet, when asked about the character of the
> Prophet, replied:
>
> “His character was that of the Quran.”
> (As-Suyooti)
>
> To truly adhere to the second part of the Shahada
> is to follow his example in all walks of life. God
> says:
>
> “Say (O Muhammad to mankind): ‘If you (really)
> love God, then follow me.’” (Quran 3:31)
>
> It also means that Muhammad is the Final Prophet
> and Messenger of God, and that no (true) Prophet
> can come after him.
>
> “Muhammad is not the father of any man among you
> but he is the Messenger of God and the last (end)
> of the Prophets and God is Ever All-Aware of
> everything.” (Quran 33:40)
>
> All who claim to be prophets or receive
> revelation after Muhammad are imposters, and to
> acknowledge them would be tantamount to
> disbelief.
>
> We welcome you to Islam, congratulate you for
> your decision, and will try to help you in any way
> we can.
>
>
>
>
> And whosoever does evil or wrongs himself but
> afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find
> Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”
>
> Your sins can be forgiven, Dog
>
>
> Dog, Convert to Allah


Damn!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: all about jesus ()
Date: April 21, 2019 06:47AM

It's all about Jesus!
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: I shit on the koran ()
Date: April 21, 2019 11:42PM

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: fg ()
Date: April 11, 2020 01:44PM

Come to Islam Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mosess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Easter everyone!
>
>
> Dogs
>
> How to Convert to Islam and Become a Muslim
>
>
> The word “Muslim” means one who submits to
> the will of God, regardless of their race,
> nationality or ethnic background. Becoming a
> Muslim is a simple and easy process that requires
> no pre-requisites. One may convert alone in
> privacy, or he/she may do so in the presence of
> others.
>
> If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and
> has full conviction and strong belief that Islam
> is the true religion of God, then, all one needs
> to do is pronounce the “Shahada”, the
> testimony of faith, without further delay. The
> “Shahada” is the first and most important of
> the five pillars of Islam.
>
> With the pronunciation of this testimony, or
> “Shahada”, with sincere belief and conviction,
> one enters the fold of Islam.
>
> Upon entering the fold of Islam purely for the
> Pleasure of God, all of one’s previous sins are
> forgiven, and one starts a new life of piety and
> righteousness. The Prophet said to a person who
> had placed the condition upon the Prophet in
> accepting Islam that God would forgive his sins:
>
> “Do you not know that accepting Islam destroys
> all sins which come before it?” (Saheeh Muslim)
>
> When one accepts Islam, they in essence repent
> from the ways and beliefs of their previous life.
> One need not be overburdened by sins committed
> before their acceptance. The person’s record is
> clean, and it is as if he was just born from his
> mother’s womb. One should try as much as
> possible to keep his records clean and strive to
> do as many good deeds as possible.
>
> The Holy Quran and Hadeeth (prophetic sayings)
> both stress the importance of following Islam. God
> states:
>
> “...The only religion in the sight of God is
> Islam...” (Quran 3:19)
>
> In another verse of the Holy Quran, God states:
>
> “If anyone desires a religion other than Islam,
> never will it be accepted of him; and in the
> Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who
> have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).”
> (Quran 3:85)
>
> In another saying, Muhammad, the Prophet of God,
> said:
>
> “Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of
> being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and
> that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that
> Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His
> word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit
> created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is
> true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will
> eventually admit him into Paradise, according to
> his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of
> God be upon him, also reported:
>
> “Indeed God has forbidden to reside eternally in
> Hell the person who says: “I testify that none
> has the right to be worshiped except Allah
> (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.”
> (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Declaration of the Testimony (Shahada)
> To convert to Islam and become a Muslim a person
> needs to pronounce the below testimony with
> conviction and understanding its meaning:
>
> I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu
> Allah.”
>
> The translation of which is:
>
> “I testify that there is no true god (deity) but
> God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger
> (Prophet) of God.”
>
> To hear it click here or click on “Live Help”
> above for assistance by chat.
>
> When someone pronounces the testimony with
> conviction, then he/she has become a Muslim. It
> can be done alone, but it is much better to be
> done with an adviser through the “Live Help”
> at top, so we may help you in pronouncing it right
> and to provide you with important resources for
> new Muslims.
>
> The first part of the testimony consists of the
> most important truth that God revealed to mankind:
> that there is nothing divine or worthy of being
> worshipped except for Almighty God. God states in
> the Holy Quran:
>
> “We did not send the Messenger before you
> without revealing to him: ‘none has the right to
> be worshipped except I, therefore worship
> Me.’” (Quran 21:25)
>
> This conveys that all forms of worship, whether
> it be praying, fasting, invoking, seeking refuge
> in, and offering an animal as sacrifice, must be
> directed to God and to God alone. Directing any
> form of worship to other than God (whether it be
> an angel, a messenger, Jesus, Muhammad, a saint,
> an idol, the sun, the moon, a tree) is seen as a
> contradiction to the fundamental message of Islam,
> and it is an unforgivable sin unless it is
> repented from before one dies. All forms of
> worship must be directed to God only.
>
> Worship means the performance of deeds and
> sayings that please God, things which He commanded
> or encouraged to be performed, either by direct
> textual proof or by analogy. Thus, worship is not
> restricted to the implementation of the five
> pillars of Islam, but also includes every aspect
> of life. Providing food for one’s family, and
> saying something pleasant to cheer a person up are
> also considered acts of worship, if such is done
> with the intention of pleasing God. This means
> that, to be accepted, all acts of worship must be
> carried out sincerely for the Sake of God alone.
>
> The second part of the testimony means that
> Prophet Muhammad is the servant and chosen
> messenger of God. This implies that one obeys and
> follows the commands of the Prophet. One must
> believe in what he has said, practice his
> teachings and avoid what he has forbidden. One
> must therefore worship God only according to his
> teaching alone, for all the teachings of the
> Prophet were in fact revelations and inspirations
> conveyed to him by God.
>
> One must try to mold their lives and character
> and emulate the Prophet, as he was a living
> example for humans to follow. God says:
>
> “And indeed you are upon a high standard of
> moral character.” (Quran 68:4)
>
> God also said:
>
> “And in deed you have a good and upright example
> in the Messenger of God, for those who hope in the
> meeting of God and the Hereafter, and mentions God
> much.” (Quran 33:21)
>
> He was sent in order to practically implement the
> Quran, in his saying, deeds, legislation as well
> as all other facets of life. Aisha, the wife of
> the Prophet, when asked about the character of the
> Prophet, replied:
>
> “His character was that of the Quran.”
> (As-Suyooti)
>
> To truly adhere to the second part of the Shahada
> is to follow his example in all walks of life. God
> says:
>
> “Say (O Muhammad to mankind): ‘If you (really)
> love God, then follow me.’” (Quran 3:31)
>
> It also means that Muhammad is the Final Prophet
> and Messenger of God, and that no (true) Prophet
> can come after him.
>
> “Muhammad is not the father of any man among you
> but he is the Messenger of God and the last (end)
> of the Prophets and God is Ever All-Aware of
> everything.” (Quran 33:40)
>
> All who claim to be prophets or receive
> revelation after Muhammad are imposters, and to
> acknowledge them would be tantamount to
> disbelief.
>
> We welcome you to Islam, congratulate you for
> your decision, and will try to help you in any way
> we can.
>
>
>
>
> And whosoever does evil or wrongs himself but
> afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find
> Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”
>
> Your sins can be forgiven, Dog
>
>
> Dog, Convert to Allah


Dawg, I like bacon too much for all that shit.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: bacon burger. ()
Date: April 12, 2020 10:42AM

bacon burgers are good for easter dinner.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Flappy Easter ()
Date: April 12, 2020 11:10AM

Happy Easter God help us all.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Easter Bunny. ()
Date: April 12, 2020 05:19PM

Flappy Easter Wrote:
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> Happy Easter God help us all.
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Wtf yo ()
Date: April 12, 2020 05:21PM

What is the guy on the right doing lmao

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: AMEN, bruh! ()
Date: April 12, 2020 05:34PM

Ibadah Wrote:
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> I share in the joy of the resurrection of my Lord
> and Personal Savior, Jesus Christ! I renounce
> Allah and Mohammed as false gods!

And Donald Trump

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Happy Easter ()
Date: April 12, 2020 05:54PM

Waiting for the Playboy Easter Bunny
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Cock and Ballz ()
Date: April 12, 2020 09:28PM

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Cock and Ballz ()
Date: April 12, 2020 09:52PM

,
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Cock and Ballz ()
Date: April 12, 2020 09:55PM

:
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: sinaftersin ()
Date: April 12, 2020 10:34PM

I have endored
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Jesus! ()
Date: April 04, 2021 02:07PM

Jesus!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: jesus fuckin christ ()
Date: April 17, 2022 06:10AM

Happy Easter you motherfuckers!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Emily1 ()
Date: April 17, 2022 09:21AM

jesus fuckin christ Wrote:
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> Happy Easter you motherfuckers!


Fuck you. Jesus died for your sins. Show a little respect.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Jesus Lied ()
Date: April 17, 2022 09:35AM

Peeps?
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: The Truth About It ()
Date: April 17, 2022 10:53AM

Always remember .......
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: yes Indeed ()
Date: April 17, 2022 10:55AM

Yep.
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Rot in Hell, Kikes! ()
Date: April 17, 2022 12:14PM


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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Revert ()
Date: April 17, 2022 01:13PM

Come to Islam Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mosess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy Easter everyone!
>
>
> Dogs
>
> How to Convert to Islam and Become a Muslim
>
>
> The word “Muslim” means one who submits to
> the will of God, regardless of their race,
> nationality or ethnic background. Becoming a
> Muslim is a simple and easy process that requires
> no pre-requisites. One may convert alone in
> privacy, or he/she may do so in the presence of
> others.
>
> If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and
> has full conviction and strong belief that Islam
> is the true religion of God, then, all one needs
> to do is pronounce the “Shahada”, the
> testimony of faith, without further delay. The
> “Shahada” is the first and most important of
> the five pillars of Islam.
>
> With the pronunciation of this testimony, or
> “Shahada”, with sincere belief and conviction,
> one enters the fold of Islam.
>
> Upon entering the fold of Islam purely for the
> Pleasure of God, all of one’s previous sins are
> forgiven, and one starts a new life of piety and
> righteousness. The Prophet said to a person who
> had placed the condition upon the Prophet in
> accepting Islam that God would forgive his sins:
>
> “Do you not know that accepting Islam destroys
> all sins which come before it?” (Saheeh Muslim)
>
> When one accepts Islam, they in essence repent
> from the ways and beliefs of their previous life.
> One need not be overburdened by sins committed
> before their acceptance. The person’s record is
> clean, and it is as if he was just born from his
> mother’s womb. One should try as much as
> possible to keep his records clean and strive to
> do as many good deeds as possible.
>
> The Holy Quran and Hadeeth (prophetic sayings)
> both stress the importance of following Islam. God
> states:
>
> “...The only religion in the sight of God is
> Islam...” (Quran 3:19)
>
> In another verse of the Holy Quran, God states:
>
> “If anyone desires a religion other than Islam,
> never will it be accepted of him; and in the
> Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who
> have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).”
> (Quran 3:85)
>
> In another saying, Muhammad, the Prophet of God,
> said:
>
> “Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of
> being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and
> that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that
> Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His
> word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit
> created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is
> true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will
> eventually admit him into Paradise, according to
> his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of
> God be upon him, also reported:
>
> “Indeed God has forbidden to reside eternally in
> Hell the person who says: “I testify that none
> has the right to be worshiped except Allah
> (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.”
> (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
>
> The Declaration of the Testimony (Shahada)
> To convert to Islam and become a Muslim a person
> needs to pronounce the below testimony with
> conviction and understanding its meaning:
>
> I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu
> Allah.”
>
> The translation of which is:
>
> “I testify that there is no true god (deity) but
> God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger
> (Prophet) of God.”
>
> To hear it click here or click on “Live Help”
> above for assistance by chat.
>
> When someone pronounces the testimony with
> conviction, then he/she has become a Muslim. It
> can be done alone, but it is much better to be
> done with an adviser through the “Live Help”
> at top, so we may help you in pronouncing it right
> and to provide you with important resources for
> new Muslims.
>
> The first part of the testimony consists of the
> most important truth that God revealed to mankind:
> that there is nothing divine or worthy of being
> worshipped except for Almighty God. God states in
> the Holy Quran:
>
> “We did not send the Messenger before you
> without revealing to him: ‘none has the right to
> be worshipped except I, therefore worship
> Me.’” (Quran 21:25)
>
> This conveys that all forms of worship, whether
> it be praying, fasting, invoking, seeking refuge
> in, and offering an animal as sacrifice, must be
> directed to God and to God alone. Directing any
> form of worship to other than God (whether it be
> an angel, a messenger, Jesus, Muhammad, a saint,
> an idol, the sun, the moon, a tree) is seen as a
> contradiction to the fundamental message of Islam,
> and it is an unforgivable sin unless it is
> repented from before one dies. All forms of
> worship must be directed to God only.
>
> Worship means the performance of deeds and
> sayings that please God, things which He commanded
> or encouraged to be performed, either by direct
> textual proof or by analogy. Thus, worship is not
> restricted to the implementation of the five
> pillars of Islam, but also includes every aspect
> of life. Providing food for one’s family, and
> saying something pleasant to cheer a person up are
> also considered acts of worship, if such is done
> with the intention of pleasing God. This means
> that, to be accepted, all acts of worship must be
> carried out sincerely for the Sake of God alone.
>
> The second part of the testimony means that
> Prophet Muhammad is the servant and chosen
> messenger of God. This implies that one obeys and
> follows the commands of the Prophet. One must
> believe in what he has said, practice his
> teachings and avoid what he has forbidden. One
> must therefore worship God only according to his
> teaching alone, for all the teachings of the
> Prophet were in fact revelations and inspirations
> conveyed to him by God.
>
> One must try to mold their lives and character
> and emulate the Prophet, as he was a living
> example for humans to follow. God says:
>
> “And indeed you are upon a high standard of
> moral character.” (Quran 68:4)
>
> God also said:
>
> “And in deed you have a good and upright example
> in the Messenger of God, for those who hope in the
> meeting of God and the Hereafter, and mentions God
> much.” (Quran 33:21)
>
> He was sent in order to practically implement the
> Quran, in his saying, deeds, legislation as well
> as all other facets of life. Aisha, the wife of
> the Prophet, when asked about the character of the
> Prophet, replied:
>
> “His character was that of the Quran.”
> (As-Suyooti)
>
> To truly adhere to the second part of the Shahada
> is to follow his example in all walks of life. God
> says:
>
> “Say (O Muhammad to mankind): ‘If you (really)
> love God, then follow me.’” (Quran 3:31)
>
> It also means that Muhammad is the Final Prophet
> and Messenger of God, and that no (true) Prophet
> can come after him.
>
> “Muhammad is not the father of any man among you
> but he is the Messenger of God and the last (end)
> of the Prophets and God is Ever All-Aware of
> everything.” (Quran 33:40)
>
> All who claim to be prophets or receive
> revelation after Muhammad are imposters, and to
> acknowledge them would be tantamount to
> disbelief.
>
> We welcome you to Islam, congratulate you for
> your decision, and will try to help you in any way
> we can.
>
>
>
>
> And whosoever does evil or wrongs himself but
> afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find
> Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”
>
> Your sins can be forgiven, Dog
>
>
> Dog, Convert to Allah


Ramadan Mubarak

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Fuck Allah ()
Date: April 17, 2022 01:15PM

Islam is satanism. Fuck that bullshit.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Bold 1 ()
Date: April 17, 2022 01:26PM

Fuck Allah Wrote:
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> Islam is satanism. Fuck that bullshit.

You are scared huh?

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: JESUS. ()
Date: April 05, 2023 04:10AM

Happy easter you motherfuckers!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: a jew ()
Date: April 08, 2023 07:02AM

Jesus aint real.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: A Chinese ()
Date: April 08, 2023 08:30AM

a jew Wrote:
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> Jesus aint real.

True, but neither was Moses

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: put yer trust in the lord ()
Date: April 09, 2023 05:47AM

What chapter in the bible is the best?

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: A good day ()
Date: April 09, 2023 02:36PM

Today is a good day to listen to the uplifting music of Meade Skelton and repent

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Meade is Satan ()
Date: April 09, 2023 02:39PM

A good day Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Today is a good day to listen to the uplifting
> music of Meade Skelton and repent


I don't listen to the Satanic music Meade Skelton plays. Meade is all about hate. Not a good Christian. Meade will burning in hell for all his sins!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Blasphemy ()
Date: April 09, 2023 02:45PM

Meade is Satan Wrote:
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> A good day Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today is a good day to listen to the uplifting
> > music of Meade Skelton and repent
>
>
> I don't listen to the Satanic music Meade Skelton
> plays. Meade is all about hate. Not a good
> Christian. Meade will burning in hell for all his
> sins!

Sinner! You will pay for your blasphemy with eternal damnation. Have mercy on your black soul

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Hatefilled Meade... ()
Date: April 09, 2023 05:26PM

Blasphemy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Meade is Satan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A good day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Today is a good day to listen to the
> uplifting
> > > music of Meade Skelton and repent
> >
> >
> > I don't listen to the Satanic music Meade
> Skelton
> > plays. Meade is all about hate. Not a good
> > Christian. Meade will burning in hell for all
> his
> > sins!
>
> Sinner! You will pay for your blasphemy with
> eternal damnation. Have mercy on your black soul

Meade seems to have completely missed the point of the New Testament

Don't follow him. He is blazing a trail straight to Hell.

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Bijan Akbar ()
Date: April 09, 2023 08:35PM

https://youtu.be/ZVkJTAPqFqs


Happy Easter Nigger
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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: mex0 ()
Date: March 29, 2024 07:15AM

Happy Easter!!!!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: Atheist Alfred ()
Date: March 29, 2024 07:57AM

Fuck Easter!

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Re: It's Easter Fucking Sunday!
Posted by: very soon ()
Date: April 01, 2024 04:54AM

Chocolate will be on sale. Time to stock up.

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