Eastern time is amongst us again dear lord, a time of giving and thanks, and a time we remember the pilgrims who made this counrty possible, to give is better than to receive, be sure to get your funny little honey some Shari's Berrys, thats chocolate covered berries, this Easterns time, delivered straight to her office with a bow on top, Easter 2012, a time to reflect on the year we've all had, a time for thanks, halftime show, funny commercials, ad-o-meter, big easter 2012 game. 8 crazy nights. 2012 Easter time, a plump honey ham boiling in the oven, tinseltoe and walnut stuffing, decking the halls, in 2012. Easter 2012. Its 2012. It's Eastern. Deal with it.

in 2012

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if jesus can get along with the indians who were being unhelpful and rude to him lo so many years ago, so can we all, get along with all the rest of us also. 2012

Happy Easter 2012....a message for your family...............................................from ours:


if jesus was a man, flesh and bone, with needs, and certain universal desires, and probably also a guy who liked to do drugs, because drugs are fun now, and they were also fun back then, and if jesus enjoyed to snort cocaine, and also to know his female followers, in the biblical sense, and that if jesus could also enjoy carnal knowledge of a young buck, one of the young nubile ripped male man members of his jesus cult, and enjoyed to enjoy sexual liasons with not just one but many male men in his cult, in many cases many male men at one time, and also afro-american men especially, and if jesus could be capable of being progressive enough to enjoy carnal knowledge of a black man's afro-american penis, and also that he was most times the catcher not the receiver, and that if jesus knew so many strange men, in the biblical sense, that eventually he got a lot of jesus hemorroids and a also eventually probably came down with HIV the virus that causes AIDS, and if even Jesus could kick a puppy in the face, while snorting 100 per cent pure biblical rhino horn, if even a man such as jesus, flesh and bone, who got mad and murdered some bankers in a temple one time for making him wait in line for his new checks after he moved to a nicer part of town, and even if jesus---jesus---a man of flesh and bone---could strangle to death an ethiope while incarcerated in the nazareth correctional facilility, and if jesus could join up with the Aryan nation while in the pen, and if jesus--a man of flesh and bone, a man like you and me--could shank a female prison guard and THEN have knowledge of her, in the biblical sense..............

........if a peaceful man such as jesus could change the world with his stories he told to some people, then why can't you and I?


we can be heroes, if just for one day.



Happy Easter 2012

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Jesus died when some other guys decided he was too much of a jerk, and then when Jesus decided he wasn't done being important, he arose from his grave and got on a plane to his dads house in Heaven, and in those olden days heaven was also the same place as modern day south riding, virginia. jesus and his dad, god, lived in south riding virginia for several years, and there are some other people also who say that jesus will make an appearance nearby someday soon and he will be either starting a giant war or stopping a giant war. jesus's dad will destroy and kill every man whoman and small baby, and even kittens, just because some of them still don't like jesus. and everyone else who tells god they like his son is going to get on a plane and ride around the universe until god and jesus father son murder and destroy planet earth. the flight will be coach.


......and this is why we celebrate the murder of jesus on easter sunday

Its almost eeaster all you guys! jesus is coming, get your easter bunny baskets ready to celebrate the brutal murder of a cult leader who probably didn't actually exist but if he did he existed like two thousand years ago and he was murdered lets give the kids chocolates and an esater bunny

are you guys ready for the jesus pregame show

jesus loved sex


lets put it out there

two days old and still no unique posters

Children ... don't punch people and carry a bunch of anger or you'll be in jail on Easter just like Chris Brown.


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jesus loved to perform anal sexual acts

happy east guys

happpy Easter 2012


please post your easter thoughts here in this thread

I'll post my thoughts.

I think you want me to fuck you up the ass.

Most of us Muslims like to fuck camels after we beat our wives in front of our children. It teaches boys to be good men and silences the females.

I will fuck anything, even gay American boys tying to be liked by us.

Bend over, boy.