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Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: Luthere ()
Date: April 18, 2014 09:48AM

Is it going to make Jesus angry when he comes back sees that his murder weapon (the weapon used to murder him) is the symbol so many people use to rememeber him?

I never understood the whole using a cross as a symbol of Jesus.

Wouldnt that be like using a 357 Magnum as a symbol to remember people shot to death this week?

Or using a hangmans rope to remember all of the people who have been lynched?

I know if I was Jesus, and I hung on that cross until I died, and then I came back and found out that is the symbol people used to rememeber me was a cross like the one I died on!!!!! I would not be happy with them!!!

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: all along the watchtower ()
Date: April 18, 2014 09:52AM

some christians don't even believe he was crucified on a cross, that's why you don't see Jehovah Witnesses walking around with crosses.

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: Hm7DW ()
Date: April 18, 2014 07:30PM

Yes, it will probably make Jesus sad to see that cross again.
Dying on the cross is one the worst, most painful, ways a human can die.

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: I dont troll Jesus ()
Date: April 18, 2014 07:31PM

Jesus will probably think the people with crosses on their walls are trolling him.

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: Chicken wings ()
Date: April 18, 2014 09:23PM

I think Jesus is more understanding, accepting, and forgiving than you're giving him credit for. Just because you don't like Christians doesn't mean Jesus was a bad guy.

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: 9ntek ()
Date: April 18, 2014 09:46PM

Chicken wings Wrote:
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> I think Jesus is more understanding, accepting,
> and forgiving than you're giving him credit for.
> Just because you don't like Christians doesn't
> mean Jesus was a bad guy.

JESUS CHRIST!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK I DONT LIKE FUCKING CHRISTIANS???!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! STOP MAKING SHIT UP!!

If you cant grasp the concept go back to playing with yourself.
Here is your song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADTJ1W_XKYI

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: Chicken wings ()
Date: April 18, 2014 09:57PM

9ntek Wrote:
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> Chicken wings Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Jesus is more understanding, accepting,
> > and forgiving than you're giving him credit
> for.
> > Just because you don't like Christians doesn't
> > mean Jesus was a bad guy.
>
> JESUS CHRIST!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK I
> DONT LIKE FUCKING CHRISTIANS???!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!
> STOP MAKING SHIT UP!!
>
> If you cant grasp the concept go back to playing
> with yourself.
> Here is your song...
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADTJ1W_XKYI

Mad at the world, huh? Take a deep breath and relax, everything will be ok.

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: 3tnKL ()
Date: April 19, 2014 06:27AM

Chicken wings Wrote:
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> 9ntek Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chicken wings Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think Jesus is more understanding,
> accepting,
> > > and forgiving than you're giving him credit
> > for.
> > > Just because you don't like Christians
> doesn't
> > > mean Jesus was a bad guy.
> >
> > JESUS CHRIST!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK
> I
> > DONT LIKE FUCKING CHRISTIANS???!!! GOD DAMN
> IT!!!
> > STOP MAKING SHIT UP!!
> >
> > If you cant grasp the concept go back to
> playing
> > with yourself.
> > Here is your song...
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADTJ1W_XKYI
>
> Mad at the world, huh? Take a deep breath and
> relax, everything will be ok.

I AINT MAD!!!!! YOURE MAD!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!

ok, I am a lil mad.... BUT NOT REALLY!!!

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: jesus has feelings ()
Date: April 19, 2014 12:24PM

jesus has so many emotions

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: On a Popsicle stick ()
Date: April 19, 2014 12:35PM

Jesus was a good guy and did good things. His lessons were pretty powerful and were about love and forgiveness and helping your fellow man. I don't think that's as crazy as a lot of you make it out to be.

But, I'm also pretty sure Jesus would have a sense of humor. And being perfect and all I think he would understand where you're coming from.

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: LvDHm ()
Date: April 19, 2014 07:45PM

On a Popsicle stick Wrote:
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> Jesus was a good guy and did good things. His
> lessons were pretty powerful and were about love
> and forgiveness and helping your fellow man. I
> don't think that's as crazy as a lot of you make
> it out to be.
>
> But, I'm also pretty sure Jesus would have a sense
> of humor. And being perfect and all I think he
> would understand where you're coming from.

Yeah, but still, using his murder weapon as a symbol of him?.... YIKES!!!!

Remember when that Exorcist chick used the cross a like a sex toy? Yeah, that was nasty, but Jesus might have been amused, becasue it is finally a proper use for the fucking cross.

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: GpJvL ()
Date: April 20, 2014 02:10AM

Luthere Wrote:
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> Is it going to make Jesus angry when he comes back
> sees that his murder weapon (the weapon used to
> murder him) is the symbol so many people use to
> rememeber him?
>
> I never understood the whole using a cross as a
> symbol of Jesus.
>
> Wouldnt that be like using a 357 Magnum as a
> symbol to remember people shot to death this
> week?
>
> Or using a hangmans rope to remember all of the
> people who have been lynched?
>
> I know if I was Jesus, and I hung on that cross
> until I died, and then I came back and found out
> that is the symbol people used to rememeber me was
> a cross like the one I died on!!!!! I would not
> be happy with them!!!


http://thinkexist.com/quotation/a_lot_of_christians_wear_crosses_around_their/339386.html

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 20, 2014 06:40AM

LvDHm Wrote:
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> Yeah, but still, using his murder weapon as a
> symbol of him?.... YIKES!!!!


He didn't die from being nailed to a cross. He was stabbed in the side with a Roman spear.

AKA: The spear of destiny
Attachments:
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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: Come to Islam ()
Date: April 20, 2014 07:49AM

Dogs

How to Convert to Islam and Become a Muslim


The word “Muslim” means one who submits to the will of God, regardless of their race, nationality or ethnic background. Becoming a Muslim is a simple and easy process that requires no pre-requisites. One may convert alone in privacy, or he/she may do so in the presence of others.

If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and has full conviction and strong belief that Islam is the true religion of God, then, all one needs to do is pronounce the “Shahada”, the testimony of faith, without further delay. The “Shahada” is the first and most important of the five pillars of Islam.

With the pronunciation of this testimony, or “Shahada”, with sincere belief and conviction, one enters the fold of Islam.

Upon entering the fold of Islam purely for the Pleasure of God, all of one’s previous sins are forgiven, and one starts a new life of piety and righteousness. The Prophet said to a person who had placed the condition upon the Prophet in accepting Islam that God would forgive his sins:

“Do you not know that accepting Islam destroys all sins which come before it?” (Saheeh Muslim)

When one accepts Islam, they in essence repent from the ways and beliefs of their previous life. One need not be overburdened by sins committed before their acceptance. The person’s record is clean, and it is as if he was just born from his mother’s womb. One should try as much as possible to keep his records clean and strive to do as many good deeds as possible.

The Holy Quran and Hadeeth (prophetic sayings) both stress the importance of following Islam. God states:

“...The only religion in the sight of God is Islam...” (Quran 3:19)

In another verse of the Holy Quran, God states:

“If anyone desires a religion other than Islam, never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).” (Quran 3:85)

In another saying, Muhammad, the Prophet of God, said:

“Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will eventually admit him into Paradise, according to his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of God be upon him, also reported:

“Indeed God has forbidden to reside eternally in Hell the person who says: “I testify that none has the right to be worshiped except Allah (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

The Declaration of the Testimony (Shahada)
To convert to Islam and become a Muslim a person needs to pronounce the below testimony with conviction and understanding its meaning:

I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

The translation of which is:

“I testify that there is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger (Prophet) of God.”

To hear it click here or click on “Live Help” above for assistance by chat.

When someone pronounces the testimony with conviction, then he/she has become a Muslim. It can be done alone, but it is much better to be done with an adviser through the “Live Help” at top, so we may help you in pronouncing it right and to provide you with important resources for new Muslims.

The first part of the testimony consists of the most important truth that God revealed to mankind: that there is nothing divine or worthy of being worshipped except for Almighty God. God states in the Holy Quran:

“We did not send the Messenger before you without revealing to him: ‘none has the right to be worshipped except I, therefore worship Me.’” (Quran 21:25)

This conveys that all forms of worship, whether it be praying, fasting, invoking, seeking refuge in, and offering an animal as sacrifice, must be directed to God and to God alone. Directing any form of worship to other than God (whether it be an angel, a messenger, Jesus, Muhammad, a saint, an idol, the sun, the moon, a tree) is seen as a contradiction to the fundamental message of Islam, and it is an unforgivable sin unless it is repented from before one dies. All forms of worship must be directed to God only.

Worship means the performance of deeds and sayings that please God, things which He commanded or encouraged to be performed, either by direct textual proof or by analogy. Thus, worship is not restricted to the implementation of the five pillars of Islam, but also includes every aspect of life. Providing food for one’s family, and saying something pleasant to cheer a person up are also considered acts of worship, if such is done with the intention of pleasing God. This means that, to be accepted, all acts of worship must be carried out sincerely for the Sake of God alone.

The second part of the testimony means that Prophet Muhammad is the servant and chosen messenger of God. This implies that one obeys and follows the commands of the Prophet. One must believe in what he has said, practice his teachings and avoid what he has forbidden. One must therefore worship God only according to his teaching alone, for all the teachings of the Prophet were in fact revelations and inspirations conveyed to him by God.

One must try to mold their lives and character and emulate the Prophet, as he was a living example for humans to follow. God says:

“And indeed you are upon a high standard of moral character.” (Quran 68:4)

God also said:

“And in deed you have a good and upright example in the Messenger of God, for those who hope in the meeting of God and the Hereafter, and mentions God much.” (Quran 33:21)

He was sent in order to practically implement the Quran, in his saying, deeds, legislation as well as all other facets of life. Aisha, the wife of the Prophet, when asked about the character of the Prophet, replied:

“His character was that of the Quran.” (As-Suyooti)

To truly adhere to the second part of the Shahada is to follow his example in all walks of life. God says:

“Say (O Muhammad to mankind): ‘If you (really) love God, then follow me.’” (Quran 3:31)

It also means that Muhammad is the Final Prophet and Messenger of God, and that no (true) Prophet can come after him.

“Muhammad is not the father of any man among you but he is the Messenger of God and the last (end) of the Prophets and God is Ever All-Aware of everything.” (Quran 33:40)

All who claim to be prophets or receive revelation after Muhammad are imposters, and to acknowledge them would be tantamount to disbelief.

We welcome you to Islam, congratulate you for your decision, and will try to help you in any way we can.




And whosoever does evil or wrongs himself but afterwards seeks Allah's forgiveness, he will find Allah Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”

Your sins can be forgiven, Dog


Dog, Convert to Allah

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Re: Is Jesus going to be mad?
Posted by: EmcPt ()
Date: April 20, 2014 08:53AM

Jesus might raise an eye brow.

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