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How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
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How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Pistol in your face
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Date: April 15, 2014 02:25PM
How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Luke Warmwater
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Date: April 15, 2014 02:29PM
Cant start soon enough. Has to be one of the most ridiculous ideas yet to convince morons to hand over more money to Google.
How long will it be before one of the moronic google glass wearing nitwits walks into traffic while surfing the net?
How long will it be before one of the moronic google glass wearing nitwits walks into traffic while surfing the net?
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 15, 2014 02:41PM
The only people that will wear these are the same ones that clip their cellphone to their belt.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: April 15, 2014 02:52PM
Google Glass is some gay, douchey shit.
One a side note, why does Stabitha post as Luke Warmwater?
The sentence fragments, the immaturity, the turning statements into questions, and comments on the same topics --- niggers, fags, Redskins and stocks.
One a side note, why does Stabitha post as Luke Warmwater?
The sentence fragments, the immaturity, the turning statements into questions, and comments on the same topics --- niggers, fags, Redskins and stocks.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 15, 2014 02:58PM
Oculus Rift is going to crush Google Glass. Instead of augmented reality, people can escape reality with Oculus.
On the other hand, Glass will do well with first responders and the military.
On the other hand, Glass will do well with first responders and the military.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
asdfafsadfdsaf
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Date: April 15, 2014 03:02PM
If a nig is robbing someone with google Glass, they will be on cam. So as long as the footage is being uploaded to a server every few minutes, there is a 1% chance of catching the nig.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: April 15, 2014 05:12PM
Just program them to record and upload automatically with the sight of a black person. There will be an app for that. lol.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2014 05:13PM by Gerrymanderer2.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2014 05:13PM by Gerrymanderer2.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
FAIR WARNING
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Date: April 15, 2014 05:24PM
You point your glasses at me and I will slap them off your face, GOT IT MOTHAFKR!!
FAIR WARNING
FAIR WARNING
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Word Up
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Date: April 15, 2014 07:51PM
FAIR WARNING Wrote:
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> You point your glasses at me and I will slap them
> off your face, GOT IT MOTHAFKR!!
>
> FAIR WARNING
Word Up
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> You point your glasses at me and I will slap them
> off your face, GOT IT MOTHAFKR!!
>
> FAIR WARNING
Word Up
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Luke Warmwater
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Date: April 15, 2014 09:04PM
Rockhound Wrote:
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>
>
> One a side note, why does Stabitha post as Luke
> Warmwater?
>
> The sentence fragments, the immaturity, the
> turning statements into questions, and comments on
> the same topics --- niggers, fags, Redskins and
> stocks.
Ive learned a lot from Stabby. He said you have a needle dick that looks like a mini corkscrew.
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>
>
> One a side note, why does Stabitha post as Luke
> Warmwater?
>
> The sentence fragments, the immaturity, the
> turning statements into questions, and comments on
> the same topics --- niggers, fags, Redskins and
> stocks.
Ive learned a lot from Stabby. He said you have a needle dick that looks like a mini corkscrew.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Ray K.
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Date: April 16, 2014 09:17AM
Google is already slated to release contact lenses
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
KPGVD
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Date: April 16, 2014 09:53PM
perfect for pizza delivery. never forget your route
yea it's dangerous but pizza delivery usually is now adays
yea it's dangerous but pizza delivery usually is now adays
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 16, 2014 09:59PM
KPGVD Wrote:
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> perfect for pizza delivery. never forget your
> route
haha I'm sure most pizza delivery drivers can afford $1500 in electronics.
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> perfect for pizza delivery. never forget your
> route
haha I'm sure most pizza delivery drivers can afford $1500 in electronics.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
VubUv
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Date: April 16, 2014 10:00PM
you can cover the camera so you don't get the tunneling mirror effect while your trying to comb your hair with that supple ACE comb
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
3.1 KB)
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Date: April 16, 2014 10:02PM
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Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
I WILL FUCK YOU UP
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Date: April 16, 2014 11:34PM
If you point your faggot google glasses at me fro longer than 1 sceond I will slap them off your face, YOU GOT THAT MUTHAFKR??!!
If you record me in any way, and I catch you, I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!
And whne I am mashing your face dont ask for mercy you nosey piece of shit, you started this shit but I will finish it, I will fuck your face up so bad you will rememeber me everytime you look in the mirror.
You wanna be cute, you wanna capture stranger on camera then I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!
If you record me in any way, and I catch you, I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!
And whne I am mashing your face dont ask for mercy you nosey piece of shit, you started this shit but I will finish it, I will fuck your face up so bad you will rememeber me everytime you look in the mirror.
You wanna be cute, you wanna capture stranger on camera then I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
hLP3e
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Date: April 17, 2014 06:12PM
i'm sure google glasses can't be located (not) by crime hunters
take a bite out of crime, take the damn ... uh oh
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take a bite out of crime, take the damn ... uh oh
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Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Facial
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Date: April 17, 2014 07:41PM
If you want the latest technology then point your google glasses at me and I will happily embed that piece of shit into your haed and eyeball.
It is a simple procedure, I see you trying to be cute, tee-hee tee-hee, funnyboi recording people you dont know and I start punching your face and the eventually the google glass on you head becomes part of your head.
It is a simple procedure, I see you trying to be cute, tee-hee tee-hee, funnyboi recording people you dont know and I start punching your face and the eventually the google glass on you head becomes part of your head.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Debbie Downer Democrat XDD
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Date: April 17, 2014 08:14PM
I once saw an geek wearing them while walking through the shopping center parking lot by Rt. 50 and West Ox road.
He looked like a complete doofus.
He looked like a complete doofus.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
eyxWP
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Date: April 17, 2014 08:20PM
Debbie Downer Democrat XDD Wrote:
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> I once saw an geek wearing them while walking
> through the shopping center parking lot by Rt. 50
> and West Ox road.
>
> He looked like a complete doofus.
+1
I would LOVE to hear 10 good reasons why ANYONE would
NEED to have these things, and being cool is not a valid reason.
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> I once saw an geek wearing them while walking
> through the shopping center parking lot by Rt. 50
> and West Ox road.
>
> He looked like a complete doofus.
+1
I would LOVE to hear 10 good reasons why ANYONE would
NEED to have these things, and being cool is not a valid reason.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Already Done
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Date: April 17, 2014 08:23PM
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Dont be a Glasshole
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Date: April 17, 2014 08:35PM
Already Done Wrote:
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> http://www.businessinsider.com/i-was-assaulted-for
> -wearing-google-glass-2014-4
^ GOOD!!!
Thanks for the article, the writer of which seems like a typcial Glasshole
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> http://www.businessinsider.com/i-was-assaulted-for
> -wearing-google-glass-2014-4
^ GOOD!!!
Thanks for the article, the writer of which seems like a typcial Glasshole
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Google Glasshole
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Date: April 17, 2014 09:28PM
eyxWP Wrote:
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> Debbie Downer Democrat XDD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I once saw an geek wearing them while walking
> > through the shopping center parking lot by Rt.
> 50
> > and West Ox road.
> >
> > He looked like a complete doofus.
> +1
>
> I would LOVE to hear 10 good reasons why ANYONE
> would
> NEED to have these things, and being cool is not a
> valid reason.
To be cool.
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> Debbie Downer Democrat XDD Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I once saw an geek wearing them while walking
> > through the shopping center parking lot by Rt.
> 50
> > and West Ox road.
> >
> > He looked like a complete doofus.
> +1
>
> I would LOVE to hear 10 good reasons why ANYONE
> would
> NEED to have these things, and being cool is not a
> valid reason.
To be cool.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Tu6Dv
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Date: April 18, 2014 02:02PM
with the new morph feature you can date fat women and be totally unaware they aren't thin
could just close your eyes - but that has drawbacks
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a new update keeps you continually aware of who's f'ing your wife !
could just close your eyes - but that has drawbacks
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a new update keeps you continually aware of who's f'ing your wife !
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
cmnwM
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Date: April 18, 2014 02:04PM
if you use energizer batteries instead of alkeline ...
the laser eye position tracker burns a small hole in your eye
small detail they're working on it
the laser eye position tracker burns a small hole in your eye
small detail they're working on it
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
E3DHt
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Date: April 18, 2014 02:10PM
new updates link it to the ODB of your car and nav system
allow you to do backseat drivin in the front seat !
allow you to do backseat drivin in the front seat !
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 18, 2014 02:29PM
I think the only people in DC that will wear this are the bicyclists. I can see them recording the license plates of anyone that supposedly wrongs them; rather than wearing the bulky GoPro on top of their helmets to capture video.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/18/2014 02:30PM by eesh.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/18/2014 02:30PM by eesh.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: April 18, 2014 02:53PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Oculus Rift is going to crush Google Glass.
> Instead of augmented reality, people can escape
> reality with Oculus.
>
>
> On the other hand, Glass will do well with first
> responders and the military.
My brother has the Oculus Rift and while it's cool as hell, I felt sick after playing a couple games with it.
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> Oculus Rift is going to crush Google Glass.
> Instead of augmented reality, people can escape
> reality with Oculus.
>
>
> On the other hand, Glass will do well with first
> responders and the military.
My brother has the Oculus Rift and while it's cool as hell, I felt sick after playing a couple games with it.
Re: How soon until yups & gentrifiers in DC start getting robbed and shot for their $1500 Google glasses?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: April 18, 2014 03:18PM
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> My brother has the Oculus Rift
You mean there's a Steve Pootawn somewhere out there??
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> My brother has the Oculus Rift
You mean there's a Steve Pootawn somewhere out there??