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Took A Dump on Girlfriends Head
Posted by: sweet revenge ()
Date: November 24, 2017 12:04PM

Found out she has been cheating on me for over a year. After Thanksgiving at her parents we went back to her place. We were pretty drunk but still managed to fuck. After she passed out. I got up to take a massive shit when I realized this was the perfect time to announce our breakup. I straddled the headboard and put my dick over the edge of the headboard so I wouldnt wake her before the bomb dropped. Pissing down the wall behind her bed I unloaded a giant turd that slapped her across the face and hair. To my surprise she didnt wake up till the second, somewhat liquidy second waver landed on her throat and mouth.

I just walked out as she was throwing up.

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Re: Took A Dump on Girlfriends Head
Posted by: Miz Troll Post ()
Date: November 24, 2017 12:27PM

More Miz shit fetish troll posting.

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Re: Took A Dump on Girlfriends Head
Posted by: whoress ()
Date: November 24, 2017 12:36PM

Wish I had done this with some of my ex's - fucking whores.

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Re: Took A Dump on Girlfriends Head
Posted by: C'mon Miz ()
Date: November 24, 2017 12:42PM

sweet revenge Wrote:
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> Found out she has been cheating on me for over a
> year. After Thanksgiving at her parents we went
> back to her place. We were pretty drunk but still
> managed to fuck. After she passed out. I got up
> to take a massive shit when I realized this was
> the perfect time to announce our breakup. I
> straddled the headboard and put my dick over the
> edge of the headboard so I wouldnt wake her before
> the bomb dropped. Pissing down the wall behind
> her bed I unloaded a giant turd that slapped her
> across the face and hair. To my surprise she
> didnt wake up till the second, somewhat liquidy
> second waver landed on her throat and mouth.
>
> I just walked out as she was throwing up.


Miz,

so you and Tator are getting into Scheisse play?

I suppose you need something to hold onto since both your dicks are so small.
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Re: Took A Dump on Girlfriends Head
Posted by: election committee ()
Date: November 24, 2017 02:30PM

Where is the OP on the GOP ticket I want to work for his election committee.

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