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Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Marty Fairfax ()
Date: April 03, 2014 04:11AM

so true.
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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: BelowMe. ()
Date: April 03, 2014 07:27AM

Very clever and original.
+1 Marty.

I do believe you could have saved some time by simply putting
Manassholes
Hoodbridge
in the appropriate places.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 03, 2014 09:25AM

That's pretty funny, but you need better descriptions of Sterling, Herndon, and Ashburn.

Sterling: Mexicans mixed with unnecessarily pretentious Iranians
Herndon: "el Hernduras"
Ashburn: Land of soccer moms racing in SUVs and golf clubs

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: white democrat ()
Date: April 03, 2014 12:00PM

That map has got me right on target.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: soccer moms / Cardinal Forest ()
Date: April 03, 2014 12:18PM

white democrat Wrote:
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> That map has got me right on target.


I'm just south of you!

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: cvTPd ()
Date: April 03, 2014 12:26PM

This is fucking hilareous, nice work

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Everybody's a Critic ()
Date: April 03, 2014 12:37PM

"urban sprawl pretending to be rural"

This part of Clifton/Fairfax Station has mostly 5+ acre lots.

Hardly "urban sprawl".

Better descriptors would be:

"selfish white assholes"

"crotch rocket weekend playground"

"more rich republicans"

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: j7nGG ()
Date: April 03, 2014 05:37PM

if they form a gang of pure color and steal in great quantity it is a gang. there is nothing judgmental about that. it's observation.

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if they are all beginning to do that

it shows there is a run-away train of missing money and criminal deeds - there is no trust anywhere

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: wutttt ()
Date: April 03, 2014 06:34PM

Gays in Rose Hill? That makes no sense. Does OP get BJS there?

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Thunder Cock ()
Date: April 03, 2014 06:52PM

Everybody's a Critic Wrote:
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> "urban sprawl pretending to be rural"
>
> This part of Clifton/Fairfax Station has mostly 5+
> acre lots.
>
> Hardly "urban sprawl".
>
> Better descriptors would be:
>
> "selfish white assholes"
>
> "crotch rocket weekend playground"
>
> "more rich republicans"

I live there in a McMansion on a 5 acre lot and I am not selfish or Republican - just a rich white asshole.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: April 03, 2014 10:38PM

Burke Lake rich Republicans and country club snots represent.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Burke Lake Trust Fund Baby ()
Date: April 03, 2014 10:40PM

We old money.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Francis Fauquier ()
Date: April 04, 2014 04:51AM

Everybody's a Critic Wrote:
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> "urban sprawl pretending to be rural"
>
> This part of Clifton/Fairfax Station has mostly 5+
> acre lots.
>
> Hardly "urban sprawl".
>
> Better descriptors would be:
>
> "selfish white assholes"
>
> "crotch rocket weekend playground"
>
> "more rich republicans"


Nothing rural about Clifton/Fairfax Station. Just people with a little bit of wealth trying to make it look that way. It's not even close to rural.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Everybody's a Critic ()
Date: April 04, 2014 01:24PM

Francis Fauquier Wrote:
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> Nothing rural about Clifton/Fairfax Station. Just
> people with a little bit of wealth trying to make
> it look that way. It's not even close to rural.

I didn't claim it was rural. However, there are horse properties here, so it's definitely not urban sprawl. For that, I think of the Fairfax Corner/Fair Lakes, Centreville, Merrifield, and Chantilly.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: local realtor ()
Date: December 03, 2014 08:01AM

There are some lovely properties in woodbridge.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: SR Dude ()
Date: December 03, 2014 10:05AM

Please add for South Riding, "MILF's with three or more kids."

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: The Judge ()
Date: December 03, 2014 01:24PM

Francis Fauquier Wrote:
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> Nothing rural about Clifton/Fairfax Station. Just
> people with a little bit of wealth trying to make
> it look that way. It's not even close to rural.

Well, it's certainly not "urban".

Not really "suburban", either.

I'd call it "Exurban".

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: waste of time ()
Date: December 03, 2014 01:29PM

You could have just written 'SHITHOLE' across the entire map in large block letters and it would have been just as accurate but with far less work.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: December 03, 2014 02:05PM

waste of time Wrote:
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> You could have just written 'SHITHOLE' across the
> entire map in large block letters and it would
> have been just as accurate but with far less work.


+100000000000000000000. YOU FUCKING NAILED IT "WASTE OF TIME"

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: political gravy ()
Date: December 03, 2014 07:30PM

who cares Wrote:
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> waste of time Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You could have just written 'SHITHOLE' across
> the
> > entire map in large block letters and it would
> > have been just as accurate but with far less
> work.
>
>
> +100000000000000000000. YOU FUCKING NAILED IT
> "WASTE OF TIME"


Liberals are in control of NOVA. Always have been and always will be. It's the land of suck.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: Curry ()
Date: December 04, 2014 03:18PM

Herndon = India 2.0

So many brown people driving around the clocktower shopping area.

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: kmart shopper ()
Date: December 05, 2014 04:01AM

Curry Wrote:
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> Herndon = India 2.0
>
> So many brown people driving around the clocktower
> shopping area.


Is that where the Hindi's live?

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Re: Judgemental map of Nova.
Posted by: full time worker ()
Date: February 25, 2017 07:45AM

kmart shopper Wrote:
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> Curry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Herndon = India 2.0
> >
> > So many brown people driving around the
> clocktower
> > shopping area.
>
>
> Is that where the Hindi's live?


oh yeah.

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