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Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Comedy Question ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:24PM

Everybody can think of a nasty joke that is offensive to minorities or those with disabilities, but just out of curiosity....are there any jokes that are truly and deeply offensive to white people in general?

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: I'm offended ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:30PM

Barack Obama comes to mind.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Pasty ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:34PM

I'm offended Wrote:
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> Barack Obama comes to mind.


Zing

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Suey ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:53PM

Seriously, can anyone name one?

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: you asked ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:54PM

What do you call a white chick with a yeast infection?

Crackers with cheese.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: just jokes ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:55PM

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: just jokes ()
Date: April 01, 2014 10:57PM

How do you kill a redneck?

Cut the brake lines to his house.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Debbie Downer Democrat XD ()
Date: April 01, 2014 11:08PM

Q: Why is Aspirin considered racist?

A: Because it's white and it works!

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: April 01, 2014 11:16PM

Barry Sotero for President, Who the fuck changes their name and runs for President,I know, Barry what his face whoever.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 01, 2014 11:59PM

Debbie Downer Democrat XD Wrote:
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> Q: Why is Aspirin considered racist?
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> A: Because it's white and it works!


The best thing about that joke is that it's actually racist to anyone who's not white.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 02, 2014 12:15AM

you cant tarnish the infallible white skin. white is right!

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Dexter Morgan ()
Date: April 02, 2014 12:51AM

Nope!

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Not Offensive at all ()
Date: April 02, 2014 01:40AM

None of these were in ANY way offensive.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 02, 2014 04:56AM

you asked Wrote:
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> What do you call a white chick with a yeast
> infection?
>
> Crackers with cheese.

Terrible joke... You're hyper-extending at best...


just jokes Wrote:
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> What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on
> a bench? The NBA.

Decent Joke... but not offensive to white people...


just jokes Wrote:
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> How do you kill a redneck?
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> Cut the brake lines to his house.

Good in theory... pretty funny joke... but the condition of "redneck" isn't met by the majority of white people... furthermore, rednecks don't live in trailers... I think the term you were looking for is "white trash"...


Debbie Downer Democrat XD Wrote:
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> Q: Why is Aspirin considered racist?
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> A: Because it's white and it works!

This doesn't even make sense to me... Can you explain it? Because if the "joke" is that the stereotypical white man is a "working man"... I'd consider it less racist than it is "stereotypical"... and it's definitely not offensive...

It could be a better slam against a minority if you could come up with the name of a brown pill, then ask why is the brown pill surprising...

Signatures are for fags



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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Chop Suey ()
Date: April 02, 2014 05:02AM

Suey Wrote:
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> Seriously, can anyone name one?


Seriously. Barry O is the most offensive joke ever played on white people.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Orb ()
Date: April 02, 2014 11:05AM

White people can laugh at jokes if they are funny. Tell one racist joke and all the black people want a freaking apology. Even if I were to ever be offended but it was still funny, I'd laugh!

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: April 02, 2014 12:19PM

Are there jokes offensive to white people? Yes. It just isn't acceptable to object to them on the grounds that you are white.

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Minority ()
Date: April 02, 2014 07:02PM

Most other races and ethnicities don't find humor in race based jokes...that's a white people phenom so that is why you don't really hear those jokes coming from minorities.

Whites are inherently racists and racism is a mental disease..DSM IV says so....

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: April 02, 2014 07:06PM

fred-rerun.jpg?w=700


Q-What's white and 10 inches long?

A-Why were there no blacks on the Flinstones?


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: jVUHG ()
Date: April 03, 2014 01:13PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Q-What's white and 10 inches long?
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> A-Why were there no blacks on the Flinstones?


WTF?

you are politically retarded, but I did not know until now that you are also just plain fucking retarded

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Very Offensive ()
Date: April 03, 2014 01:23PM

Q: How many whites does it take to pay for the Federal benefits of non-whites?



A: All of them. Work harder crackers, I need my benefits!

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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: April 03, 2014 02:33PM

All of these are offensive........to someone.
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Re: Are there any jokes offensive to white people?
Posted by: matt 703 ()
Date: April 03, 2014 04:36PM

^^^ those are really bad.

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