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MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: January 21, 2009 06:58PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:14AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:14AM by Alias.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
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Date: January 21, 2009 07:14PM
Alias Wrote:
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: January 21, 2009 09:02PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:12AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:12AM by Alias.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: January 21, 2009 09:27PM
Alias Wrote:
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> This is only something MEN would get.
Maybe you should explain it. Is it supposed to be funny? It looks Mexican. Maybe that is why the people are laughing. They are Mexicans. Do you think it's funny? Are you a Mexican?
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2009 09:28PM by WashingTone Locian.
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> This is only something MEN would get.
Maybe you should explain it. Is it supposed to be funny? It looks Mexican. Maybe that is why the people are laughing. They are Mexicans. Do you think it's funny? Are you a Mexican?
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2009 09:28PM by WashingTone Locian.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Bob
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Date: January 21, 2009 10:42PM
WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > This is only something MEN would get.
>
>
> Maybe you should explain it. Is it supposed to be
> funny? It looks Mexican. Maybe that is why the
> people are laughing. They are Mexicans. Do you
> think it's funny? Are you a Mexican?
It's a Venezuelan video (the .ve TLD is Venezuela). But I'm guessing "real MEN" use inflatable dolls, or something. I guess that's the joke?
I suppose the joke is somehow supposed to be about how women just nag and nag and nag. But I don't get the punchline, unless maybe it's a fantasy in Venezuela to be able to deflate your girlfriend when she gets on your nerves.
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is only something MEN would get.
>
>
> Maybe you should explain it. Is it supposed to be
> funny? It looks Mexican. Maybe that is why the
> people are laughing. They are Mexicans. Do you
> think it's funny? Are you a Mexican?
It's a Venezuelan video (the .ve TLD is Venezuela). But I'm guessing "real MEN" use inflatable dolls, or something. I guess that's the joke?
I suppose the joke is somehow supposed to be about how women just nag and nag and nag. But I don't get the punchline, unless maybe it's a fantasy in Venezuela to be able to deflate your girlfriend when she gets on your nerves.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
496
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Date: January 21, 2009 11:16PM
Alias just admitted to having a blowup doll for a GF. F'g loser.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Bud Bundy
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Date: January 22, 2009 09:00AM
496 Wrote:
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> Alias just admitted to having a blowup doll for a
> GF. F'g loser.
Dont knock blowup dolls. After the initial purchase price, they do not
cost anything to date. They dont want to get married and do not have a
mother. There's no period and no whining. They also do not spend any
money or have a credit card. If you get tired of one of them, just let
the air out and throw her in the trash. Or, you can give her to one of your buddies. You dont have to get a divorce and you can have as many of them
as you wish. I'm taking my "girls" to Massachussets so we can become
domestic partners. That way I can write them off my taxes and bring them
with me in the HOV lanes legally.
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> Alias just admitted to having a blowup doll for a
> GF. F'g loser.
Dont knock blowup dolls. After the initial purchase price, they do not
cost anything to date. They dont want to get married and do not have a
mother. There's no period and no whining. They also do not spend any
money or have a credit card. If you get tired of one of them, just let
the air out and throw her in the trash. Or, you can give her to one of your buddies. You dont have to get a divorce and you can have as many of them
as you wish. I'm taking my "girls" to Massachussets so we can become
domestic partners. That way I can write them off my taxes and bring them
with me in the HOV lanes legally.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
496
()
Date: January 22, 2009 09:28AM
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, no lie
K-Y, me-oh-my
She's $69.95
Give her a try
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name is
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, no lie
K-Y, me-oh-my
She's $69.95
Give her a try
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N I cry
K-Y don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don't be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through
Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: January 22, 2009 09:46AM
496 Wrote:
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> Alias just admitted to having a blowup doll for a
> GF. F'g loser.
Do most Mexican men like Alias use blow-up dolls? Is that what I am supposed to relate to?
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> Alias just admitted to having a blowup doll for a
> GF. F'g loser.
Do most Mexican men like Alias use blow-up dolls? Is that what I am supposed to relate to?
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
pgens
()
Date: January 22, 2009 09:58AM
Elise is an idiot, who needs to see the homoerotic stuff he likes to post? Just keep it to yourself Elise.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Mexi - can't
()
Date: January 22, 2009 06:20PM
Si, when my pinga gets bloody from cramming down Expesive Jeanses throat, I just get mi mujer robberr. She is mucho mas easy on my pepe foreskin. Hahaaaaaa.
Arriba, Arriba, andale, andale, andale. Viva Mexico
Arriba, Arriba, andale, andale, andale. Viva Mexico
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 22, 2009 09:30PM
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Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: January 22, 2009 11:40PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:07AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2012 12:07AM by Alias.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: January 23, 2009 11:14AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Washington,
>
> Maybe your wife knows you'll smack her in the
> mouth, so she remains silent.
I don't understand. I would smack my wife in the mouth because she's not a blow-up doll? What are you talking about?
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> Washington,
>
> Maybe your wife knows you'll smack her in the
> mouth, so she remains silent.
I don't understand. I would smack my wife in the mouth because she's not a blow-up doll? What are you talking about?
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
8.5
()
Date: January 23, 2009 04:20PM
You just don't have the right woman in your life if you are getting nagged!
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 23, 2009 07:22PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:39PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:39PM by Alias.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: January 24, 2009 12:07AM
Alias Wrote:
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> 8.5 wrote:
> "You just don't have the right woman in your life
> if you are getting nagged!"
> ___________________
> OK, but if you're not getting nagged then you
> probably don't have a woman in your life.
Every time I agree with you, it makes me queasy.
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> 8.5 wrote:
> "You just don't have the right woman in your life
> if you are getting nagged!"
> ___________________
> OK, but if you're not getting nagged then you
> probably don't have a woman in your life.
Every time I agree with you, it makes me queasy.
Re: MOST MEN RELATE
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: January 24, 2009 02:25AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:38PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/25/2012 08:38PM by Alias.