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Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: YodelKing ()
Date: October 28, 2016 03:51PM

http://meadeskeltonsings.blogspot.com/2016/10/ready-to-yodel.html
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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: October 28, 2016 04:38PM

He's been practicing for a month............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJH8f8l47hA

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: Farmer Vincent's fritters ()
Date: October 28, 2016 04:44PM

Meade is better at humming than yodeling.

If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: missed connections MFM ()
Date: October 28, 2016 04:58PM

Meade,
Remember last month on Brown Island.

You were in your lederhosen, I was in mine...

I winked at you, you winked at me ..across a crowded dance floor....then I followed a dude in nothing but a jockstrap into the men's room and when I got out, you were gone.
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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 28, 2016 10:17PM

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: SterlingCareer ()
Date: October 28, 2016 11:20PM

Meade is straight. I caught him staring at my girlfriends butt. He liked her tits too. I know he likes women. In person he is awkward as ever, but I never got the gay from him. He isn't into dudes. He may be as effete as Richard Simmons, but he likes the VJ.

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: lalalong ()
Date: October 29, 2016 12:12PM

Meade is the only man that I wouldn't mind to see naked.

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: NO SEX for Meade ()
Date: October 29, 2016 01:38PM

SterlingCareer Wrote:
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> Meade is straight. I caught him staring at my
> girlfriends butt. He liked her tits too. I know he
> likes women. In person he is awkward as ever, but
> I never got the gay from him. He isn't into dudes.
> He may be as effete as Richard Simmons, but he
> likes the VJ.

Not quite. In actual fact Meade is asexual. Meade does not participate in sex with either males or females. Meade has many times expressed his opinion that sex is dirty. On occasion he has projected into the future and imagined that he might one day be married to a female, but only as a companion and with no conjugal relations.

There is no evidence that Meade engages in sex with animals of either gender, and his only known outlet or "partner" is a large stuffed bunny rabbit.
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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: The Great Pumpkin ()
Date: October 29, 2016 06:33PM

Meade must weigh over 300 lbs.

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: F2f dudemc ()
Date: October 29, 2016 07:19PM

ASterlingCareer Wrote:
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> Meade is straight. I caught him staring at my
> girlfriends butt. He liked her tits too. I know he
> likes women. In person he is awkward as ever, but
> I never got the gay from him. He isn't into dudes.
> He may be as effete as Richard Simmons, but he
> likes the VJ.


I believe you are using the word "effete" incorrectly. I am sure you think you used it correctly, but you are wrong. A woman can be effete a village or culture can be effete, a government program can be effete, but a man cannot be effete.

Check it out in a real unabridged published hardbound dictionary. Most online dictionaries get it confused with the other word,justblike you did.

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 30, 2016 05:30AM

Meade is a eunuch. He has no testosterone or sexual desires whatsoever. Hypocrite that he is, he tries to get credit for being moral. But the truth is , if Meade had the same desire for sex that he did greasy food, he'd be a sex addict as well as morbidly obese.

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: lollyperdue ()
Date: October 30, 2016 04:17PM

The Great Pumpkin Wrote:
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> Meade must weigh over 300 lbs.


Assuming he's around 5'10, he looks about 270 lbs . He could appear to be svelte at 200 lbs with proper diet and training.

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: Did you know? ()
Date: October 30, 2016 08:26PM

Meade is code for Fort Meade (NSA). Please wake up, sheeple.

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:13PM

 

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Re: Will Meade be dressing up for Halloween this year?
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:14PM

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