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Obama's Approval Rating with Military? 15%
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 03, 2011 10:10AM

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 03, 2011 10:23AM

What, no pics?
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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Date: June 03, 2011 10:25AM

Too. much. airbrushing.

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 03, 2011 10:32AM

We've got a russian lifeguard at our pool...he is fat and yells at people all the time. Last year we had some chick from Yougotsnoidea..what the hell happened to her? I don't want to have KGB Jackov hanging around the pool all summer. Shits not fair I tells ya.

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 03, 2011 10:57AM

The shittier area pools that have a lot of kids or hoodrats usually get the male enforcers- unpleasant Igors who act like hockey goalies. The pool companies know the girls will be stepped over and taken advantage of. We usually get hotties at my mellow complex. If we get a knucklehead dude this year, I will complain..


I have a pair of red shorts I wear to the pool when I feel like yelling at some kids. I can usually go half the Summer before they realize I am not legit.


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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: sunbather ()
Date: June 03, 2011 11:04AM

Virginia Beach is full of these temp workers (not just lifeguards by far) - all of them good looking. I once asked one if they are picked for employment based on looks and she looked incredulously at me and said "Of course!". Apparently they are "employed" in Russia, come here on temp visas, live N to a room in cheap apartments, and return relatively well off from the minimal-but-better-than-Russia pay.

I wonder how much intelligence they collect for the KGB (or current-day equivalent) in Virginia Beach.

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 03, 2011 11:09AM

I do have a surplus of hoodrats and beanie babies at my complex...but last year we had a hottie. I'd complain but nobody would listen...because I'm a white male. It's SO HARD BEING WHITE!!!! (in Herndon)

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: June 03, 2011 11:11AM

This is not isolated to VA. Beach. Oh So Shitty, MD also attracts a large percentage of Russian's for summer jobs.

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: June 03, 2011 11:26AM

This thread is useless without more pics.

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 03, 2011 01:54PM

This was my lifeguard from last year

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 03, 2011 02:09PM

Pretty strong G & S!

+1 We like her


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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: June 03, 2011 02:28PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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Last year we
> had some chick from Yougotsnoidea..what the hell
> happened to her?


Always wanted to go there. They've got the best looking women....could never find it on the map though.

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: June 03, 2011 02:38PM

And if you want to see the American hotties, head downtown. a new batch of interns JUST arrived. Go to art museums or the zoo on a Saturday or Sunday morning and prepare for you eyes to pop out of the socket.

Around this time every year a new crop of interns arrive in DC. They bring with them their enthusiasm, bright eyes, eagerness to work,and raging hormones.

The next nimrod who asks "where do the hotties hang in Fairfax County?" is truly an idiot.

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 03, 2011 02:55PM

These interns Phile speaks of are hot, impressionable and American made. But many have the air of self importance that comes with landing a lowly internship.

The Eastern Euros OTOH are the salt of Earth- working girls who are hungrier, hornier and more eager to please, coming from bankrupt and dilapidated former Iron Curtain squalor.

They dress sexier, are used to male domination and don't require all of the sophisticated foreplay or fanciness of the American gals.

Plus you get to see them in their bikinis. I have a strong preference for the Yougotsnoideans.


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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: Donald Stump ()
Date: June 03, 2011 03:24PM

While the Eastern Bloc girls are hot they are only a summer treat. Give them a few years here and they will be as big a pain in the ass as materialistic American girls

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Re: Here Come the Hot Russian Lifeguards
Posted by: Chris H. ()
Date: June 03, 2011 10:18PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> And if you want to see the American hotties, head
> downtown. a new batch of interns JUST arrived. Go
> to art museums or the zoo on a Saturday or Sunday
> morning and prepare for you eyes to pop out of the
> socket. Around this time every year a new crop of interns
> arrive in DC. They bring with them their
> enthusiasm, bright eyes, eagerness to work,and
> raging hormones.
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Re: Obama's Approval Rating with Military? 15%
Posted by: dingbat ()
Date: May 31, 2016 10:58PM

WingNut Wrote:
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WingNut changed his mind?

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Re: Obama's Approval Rating with Military? 15%
Posted by: Mike Diamond ()
Date: June 01, 2016 01:10AM

Everyone I know who was in the military is a complete dumb shit.

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Re: Obama's Approval Rating with Military? 15%
Posted by: Obobo-the lame duck nigger ()
Date: June 01, 2016 01:16AM

Mike Diamond Wrote:
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> Everyone I know who was in the military is a
> complete dumb shit.

Smart enough to know Obozo is a piece of socialist shit.

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Re: Obama's Approval Rating with Military? 15%
Posted by: eesh was in the military ()
Date: June 01, 2016 01:17AM

Mike Diamond Wrote:
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> Everyone I know who was in the military is a
> complete dumb shit.


probably the only FU poster who ever was...

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