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This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: ReallyNotReally ()
Date: February 13, 2014 06:09PM

....but it happens to me. The other night at my grocery store a chick that works there that I'm somewhat friendly with gave me her number and said she had to because she has a crush on me. Still got it. Be jealous, losers.

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: Louis Theroux ()
Date: February 13, 2014 06:15PM

Fat-Cashier1-e1345226417117.jpg

Oh we jelly

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: DependsWherePlaya ()
Date: February 13, 2014 06:37PM

If this happened at Whole Foods in Fair Lakes, then there's. Very good chance you just may be my hero. That place has several hotties ringing the registers up.

In any other grocery store in Fairfax County you were probably just solicited by some nasty old beast. Therefore, who cares.


ReallyNotReally Wrote:
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> ....but it happens to me. The other night at my
> grocery store a chick that works there that I'm
> somewhat friendly with gave me her number and said
> she had to because she has a crush on me. Still
> got it. Be jealous, losers.

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: Picture ()
Date: February 13, 2014 06:42PM

Something missing here that makes the OP a total asshole...I'm just not sure what it is...

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: THIS Happens ()
Date: February 13, 2014 06:46PM

That's it, Robert, you worthless creep. I didn't give you my number so you could blab about it all over freaking Fairfax County! We're through! And you better never get in my checkout line again!

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: JustanFYI ()
Date: February 13, 2014 07:01PM

ReallyNotReally Wrote:
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> ....but it happens to me. The other night at my
> grocery store a chick that works there that I'm
> somewhat friendly with gave me her number and said
> she had to because she has a crush on me. Still
> got it. Be jealous, losers.

Exactly what I've always hoped to bang on the side, a super successful chick making 8 bucks an hour at the local store checkout counter. If this is all you have to brag about, your life must really suck. Sorry dude.

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: Moms apples ()
Date: February 13, 2014 07:18PM

Be careful. She sees you shopping for food at Target and knows you must be successful. She's obviously a golddigger.

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: ReallyNotReally ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:14AM

You people are funny. No, not Whole Foods. Name's not Robert. She's about a 6, or about 3 to 4 beers. Pussy is pussy so who cares how much scratch she makes. Not going to post a pic of either of us nor will I tell you what store it is. Again, let me reiterate, it was a totally unsolicited thing on her part. That's what is so foreign to the fucking losers that post here. I win, you lose. Haha, and fuck yourselves.

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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: ur the man ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:26AM

ReallyNotReally Wrote:
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> That's what is so
> foreign to the fucking losers that post here. I
> win, you lose. Haha, and fuck yourselves.
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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: woof woof ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:30AM

ReallyNotReally Wrote:
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> She's about a 6, or about 3 to
> 4 beers.


If you say she's a six, that means she is really at the most a 4, which is Dogtown, which also means she's a 12 pack.
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Re: This doesn't happen to posters here....
Posted by: Pics or it didn't happen ()
Date: February 14, 2014 07:31PM

Pics or it didn't happen

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