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Hot Toilet
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:14PM

My toilet gets unreasonably hot. I'm not sure why it's doing this. It's been like this since last summer. The toilet bowl gets hot and so does the water.

It's awfully uncomfortable having to squat over the toilet. After many bouts of scalded butt cheeks, does anyone know any cheap ways I can vent that excess heat on the cheap?

Thanks, FCPS Brain Trust

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:16PM

What a troll. It's time to ban Rockhound.

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: NiggerPlease ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:16PM

Wood toilet seat.

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: you had the right idea ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:17PM

Rockman you had the right idea but terrible execution. Don't you know you have to copy/paste the exact text from the original, patented MrMephisto "Hot Room" thread and substitute "toilet" for "room"?

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: Wut? ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:18PM

What in the fuck are you talking about? lol


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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: MrMc-fist-a-ho ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:21PM

like this:


"The top of my toilet gets unreasonably hot. Heat rising (as it is wont to do) and a lone toilet bowl make it sweltering while the rest of the place is comfortable.

Opening the bathroom window is not preferable. Any ideas on how I can vent that excess heat somewhere else on the cheap? Leaving the door open with a fan on is not a solution to this problem.

Thanks, FU Brain Trust."

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There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."





see? Substitute toilet references where they wouldn't fit otherwise, and also try to include the sig line.

you'll get it next time, champ.

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What a troll. It's time to ban Rockhound.


Definition of troll: See the "copypasta" thread - pages 34-37, poster named "eesh". Also see any eesh posts after midnight.

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: drinkingeesh ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:37PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What a troll. It's time to ban Rockhound.
>
>
> Definition of troll: See the "copypasta" thread -
> pages 34-37, poster named "eesh". Also see any
> eesh posts after midnight.


Drunk eesh is very entertaining. I like when his claws come out. It really illustrates how very little wit he actually has.

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:45PM

Rockhound is meh.

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: 2funny ()
Date: February 12, 2014 08:52PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Definition of troll: ...see any
> eesh posts after midnight.
Attachments:
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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: Getch ()
Date: February 13, 2014 01:45AM

Make soup

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Re: Hot Toilet
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: February 13, 2014 01:49AM

Just go outside.........you pussy.

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