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Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: L Ron Hubbard ()
Date: February 02, 2014 10:03PM

Here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k0JEc0arOQ

Clear is a finite state. It does exist as a finite state. It is an ultimate and it is an absolute.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: L Ron Bubba ()
Date: February 02, 2014 10:22PM

Appealing to glue bag Bronies who wear onesie pajamas, watch Japanimie, and write code for a living.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Beware of Xenu ()
Date: February 02, 2014 10:26PM

Scientology is worse than Mormonism.

Ask Scientologists:

1) Did the evil galactic warlord Xenu really atom bomb Hawaii?

2) Did man really evolve from clams?

3) Does thought have mass? If so, how much?

4) What was L. Ron Hubbard's educational background?

5) Could you please demonstrate your operating theta powers?

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Debbie Downer Democrat XIII ()
Date: February 02, 2014 10:27PM

Did Tom Cruise contribute towards getting the commercial's creation?

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Louis Theroux ()
Date: February 02, 2014 10:31PM

Why the fuck would fox let that bullshit air. I was in disbelief when I saw the commercial.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: February 02, 2014 10:36PM

Did the midget approve this??

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Clamshell ()
Date: February 02, 2014 10:48PM

I like how they focused on the e-meter as some great piece of technology.
Everyone knows those things are junk.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: flem ()
Date: February 03, 2014 06:30AM

Louis Theroux Wrote:
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> Why the fuck would fox let that bullshit air. I
> was in disbelief when I saw the commercial.

Fox is complete bullshit all the time - it's a constant pornographic assault on reality serving up GOP shit. Scientology is more believable than half the crap Fox dishes out.
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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: February 03, 2014 07:37AM

flem Wrote:
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> Louis Theroux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why the fuck would fox let that bullshit air. I
> > was in disbelief when I saw the commercial.
>
> Fox is complete bullshit all the time - it's a
> constant pornographic assault on reality serving
> up GOP shit. Scientology is more believable than
> half the crap Fox dishes out.

No shot. That bullshit they aired about the constitution and had the bitches Biden and Obama recite the last part and talk about American tradition was complete bullshit. Then the democrat funded commercials propping up unions, more FOX liberal garbage. Not to mention the anti Christy commercial. When is Fox going to stop with all this liberal propaganda?

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: not a sports fan ()
Date: February 03, 2014 07:37AM

What's a Superbowl? Oh, that's right, it's the over glorified sports thing where a bunch of idiots pay thousands of dollars to attend an event where the NFL in it's tax exempt status doesn't pay halftime entertainers and where businesses spend millions of dollars on a few seconds of advertisement rather than provide more pay or even bonuses to their employees who work to keep the business running(look up how much the auto industry spent for their commercials on the superbowl).

Nope, I spent quality time with my girlfriend. Took her to dinner, took her for a few drinks, then came home and we took each other.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: February 03, 2014 07:47AM

not a sports fan Wrote:
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> What's a Superbowl? Oh, that's right, it's the
> over glorified sports thing where a bunch of
> idiots pay thousands of dollars to attend an event
> where the NFL in it's tax exempt status doesn't
> pay halftime entertainers and where businesses
> spend millions of dollars on a few seconds of
> advertisement rather than provide more pay or even
> bonuses to their employees who work to keep the
> business running(look up how much the auto
> industry spent for their commercials on the
> superbowl).
>
> Nope, I spent quality time with my girlfriend.
> Took her to dinner, took her for a few drinks,
> then came home and we took each other.

How's that real doll working out for you?

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Author Field ()
Date: February 03, 2014 07:54AM

Hussein Obama- Wrote:
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> not a sports fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What's a Superbowl? Oh, that's right, it's the
> > over glorified sports thing where a bunch of
> > idiots pay thousands of dollars to attend an
> event
> > where the NFL in it's tax exempt status doesn't
> > pay halftime entertainers and where businesses
> > spend millions of dollars on a few seconds of
> > advertisement rather than provide more pay or
> even
> > bonuses to their employees who work to keep the
> > business running(look up how much the auto
> > industry spent for their commercials on the
> > superbowl).
> >
> > Nope, I spent quality time with my girlfriend.
> > Took her to dinner, took her for a few drinks,
> > then came home and we took each other.
>
> How's that real doll working out for you?

What kind of queer would call himself Hussein Obama?

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: hoooody hooooo ()
Date: February 03, 2014 07:55AM

Hussein Obama- Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> not a sports fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What's a Superbowl? Oh, that's right, it's the
> > over glorified sports thing where a bunch of
> > idiots pay thousands of dollars to attend an
> event
> > where the NFL in it's tax exempt status doesn't
> > pay halftime entertainers and where businesses
> > spend millions of dollars on a few seconds of
> > advertisement rather than provide more pay or
> even
> > bonuses to their employees who work to keep the
> > business running(look up how much the auto
> > industry spent for their commercials on the
> > superbowl).
> >
> > Nope, I spent quality time with my girlfriend.
> > Took her to dinner, took her for a few drinks,
> > then came home and we took each other.
>
> How's that real doll working out for you?

Better than your mother. At least she keeps her mouth shut until I require it to be opened.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: February 03, 2014 08:26AM

Author Field Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hussein Obama- Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > not a sports fan Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What's a Superbowl? Oh, that's right, it's
> the
> > > over glorified sports thing where a bunch of
> > > idiots pay thousands of dollars to attend an
> > event
> > > where the NFL in it's tax exempt status
> doesn't
> > > pay halftime entertainers and where
> businesses
> > > spend millions of dollars on a few seconds of
> > > advertisement rather than provide more pay or
> > even
> > > bonuses to their employees who work to keep
> the
> > > business running(look up how much the auto
> > > industry spent for their commercials on the
> > > superbowl).
> > >
> > > Nope, I spent quality time with my girlfriend.
>
> > > Took her to dinner, took her for a few
> drinks,
> > > then came home and we took each other.
> >
> > How's that real doll working out for you?
>
> What kind of queer would call himself Hussein
> Obama?

The kind of queer liberals want for president.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 03, 2014 10:24AM

Clamshell Wrote:
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> I like how they focused on the e-meter as some
> great piece of technology.





....or how they market Scientology as technology meets religion.

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Re: Did You All Enjoy the Scientology Super Bowl Commercial?
Posted by: D3Gyt ()
Date: February 03, 2014 01:30PM

> 3) Does thought have mass? If so, how much?

Yes--Due to mass-energy equivalence. Very very little.

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