YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, VERY VERY SOON, AND YOU WILL REMAIN DEAD FOREVER.

THAT'S IT. YOU WILL DIE AND STAY DEAD. YOU WILL BE DEAD MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH LONGER THAN YOU WERE EVER ALIVE. YOU WILL BE DEAD FOR A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG TIME. YOUR LIFE WILL NOT EVEN MATTER WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD AND HOW LONG YOU WILL HAVE REMAINED DEAD. YOU WILL BE DEAD. YOU'LL DIE AND YOU'LL STAY DEAD, AND THAT IS ALL.


YOU'LL DIE AND YOU'LL BE DEAD FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME.



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go to hell

hey.. take it to the forum help desk on craigslist if your looking for attention.. they get pissy and fight back

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> hey.. take it to the forum help desk on craigslist
> if your looking for attention.. they get pissy and
> fight back


I hope you die today

screw every one of you, drop dead.

I guess I should just drop dead, then.

guess I should just F-ing crawl in a dumpster and rot. I'll see you all in hell. I hate all of you. Go to hell. I hope you all drop dead.

Hey Mr. Misery,

Here's some multiple choice suicide solutions for you:

1) Cut your veins on your arms. Don't cross cut them, but cut them deep and lengthwise.

2) Hang yourself. Tie a rope to a beam in your home and kick the chair out from under you.

3) Overdose. Use a mixture of your favorite medications.

4) Pick a crosswalk in Dale City and cross when there is oncoming traffic headed your way at a high rate of speed.

5) Head to the Wilson bridge. Jump from the walkway over the bridge onto the trailer of an 18-wheeler truck.

Do you have enough suggestions to rid yourself of us yet? Be gone, you inglorious bastard !!!

H_I_D Wrote:
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> Hey Mr. Misery,
>
> Here's some multiple choice suicide solutions for
> you:
>
> 1) Cut your veins on your arms. Don't cross cut
> them, but cut them deep and lengthwise.

doesn't work, too painful

>
> 2) Hang yourself. Tie a rope to a beam in your
> home and kick the chair out from under you.
>

no beams in my house


> 3) Overdose. Use a mixture of your favorite
> medications.


overdoses never work. Unless you have access to seconal.


>
> 4) Pick a crosswalk in Dale City and cross when
> there is oncoming traffic headed your way at a
> high rate of speed.


no

>
> 5) Head to the Wilson bridge. Jump from the
> walkway over the bridge onto the trailer of an
> 18-wheeler truck.


not high enough

>
> Do you have enough suggestions to rid yourself of
> us yet? Be gone, you inglorious bastard !!!


no, come up with something better. You don't realize how tough the human body is. You only hear about suicides when they're actually suicides. There are far more attempts and the consequences can be catastrophic and horrific.

and go to hell

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> no beams in my house
>

Well, then knock some drywall lose on your ceiling to expose the roof truss. Use that as your beam. Done!

I really have no hope in life. I have no hope and really no enthusiasm. I don't care. I'm sick and tired. Harry.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I really have no hope in life. I have no hope and
> really no enthusiasm. I don't care. I'm sick and
> tired. Harry.


I've given you many options to depart this earth. Yet, you keep finding a way to deny that the options will work. Yet, you go about here all miserably with your horrible, nasty life. What the hell are we supposed to do for you? For gosh sakes, you're half-Mexican, crippled and have not outlook on life. You're just a sponge. You are doing nothing good for our society. Just die. Please?

I'm so sick of your UPs and DOWNs that I'm officially putting you on my ban list for this site. Your shit is so predictable. Same shit, different month.

drop dead sometime

Never mind everybody, I'm in a good mood now. I apologize.



hey Harry, how's it going buddy?


where's Alias at??


where's Hatmo at??


where's jbalo at??





it's a driveway but they call it a parkway why is that whyw hwy whwy hwy why why why why why why why why why????????? hmmmmm why

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I'm sorry, Alias.


and when I say go to hell or burn in hell and stuff like this and that I want you to know I never am including you....in the list of who should go straight to hell. Alias is always exempt from my 'go to hell' 'screw you guys' posts.

love Alias

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Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> -----
> > Never mind everybody, I'm in a good mood now. I
> > apologize.
> >
> >
> >
> > hey Harry, how's it going buddy?
> >
> >
> > where's Alias at??
> >
> >
> > where's Hatmo at??
> >
> >
> > where's jbalo at??
> >
>
>
> I'm right here, gearing up for another wake and
> funeral. My friend, the one with brain cancer,
> died Thursday morning, only a few hours after I
> sat with him.
>
> The deterioration was shocking; he couldn't speak
> and an aide was feeding him.
>
> Leaving, I said, "We're all coming over for New
> Year's Eve, but John... you're gonna have to perk
> up a bit."
>
> He smiled.

Sorry for your loss, Alias. Brain cancer sucks. Any kind of cancer sucks, but that one...just really really sucks.

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I enjoy a life sometime.

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> I enjoy life many time.


I enjoy a life not very often sometime as much as most people, tho.


I do not enjoy a life most of the time sometime, actually.

most of the time in fact I mostly hate life sometime and do not enjoy it very much at all, tho.

life is very painful and unpleasant to me sometime.

most of time.

kill urself sometime

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> kill urself sometime


no

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> most of time.


CRAIG THE HAMMER VALENTINE

+1

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Life's a bitch but it's so much better than the alternative.

Shadow Wrote:
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> Life's a bitch but it's so much better than the
> alternative.


what the fuck is that supposed to mean?


how would life ALWAYS be better than death? If you're dead, then you're DEAD. Then nothing bothers you. How's that a bad alternative? You can either be bothered a lot, for a real long time, punctuated (if you're lucky) by a few moments of happiness, or...whatever..........or, you could be never bothered by anything, ever, and never feel bad, or anything at all. Death seems like the safe bet. Safe is what I like. No, really.....


...that is a dumb statement, to me. Not saying you should kill yaself, just saying I don't look at death as the WORST thing that can ever happen, to anyone, EVER, IN THE WORLD.

that was a DUMB statement, Shadow. Sorry, it was just DUMB.

I like you tho.

in OTHER words, how is the guarantee of AT LEAST some amount of extreme pain in life a better alternative than a guarantee of AT MOST no amount of happiness or joy in death? I would take the guarantee of no pain, ever, before I'd take the guarantee of LOTS AND LOTS of pain, any day.

Shasta orange soda pop with rum.

I love you, Shadow, but that was a dummy thing to say. Would you say something like that to a starving Ethiopian? "Hey, at least you're not dead, right?!" Great. That was stupid.

F this S.

death, dying, and being dead. Dead, death, dying, died, will die. Die, die, death, dead, dead, dying, death and being dead. Dying dying dying dying dead. Dead Dead. Death dead dying. Dying death. Die Dead.

death.

death death death


dying dead

death

die
dead death
dying dead die


death die die

die die
die

death die.

Dead.

being dead and staying dead.


dying. Death. dead.


Die

Die

death Die

Dead

dying and dead. Stayin dead after dying.

Death. DEATH.

remaining dead.

DEATH EVERY DAY


DEATH ALL THE TIME

DEAD

DEATH AND STAYING DEAD




REMAINING DEAD AFTER DYING






DEAD!

BE DEAD, STAY DEAD.

Play dead

 

Grateful Dead

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Play dead


dude.....you are going to become DEAD. There is NO DOUBT about it. You will be dead and remain dead after you are dead and death has occurred. Once death occurs, it remains occurring. Death is a current affair. You die, you're dead, you stay dead, you are still dead, you're dead long after you die and you stay dead long after that. You are DEAD. YOU DIE! YOU'RE DEAD! DEATH! YOU WILL DIE. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, VERY SOON, AND YOU WILL REMAIN DEAD AND DEATH REMAIN WHAT YOU ARE, AND IT WILL NOT STOP BEING WHAT YOU ARE---DEAD IS WHAT YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE, FOREVER, AND EVEN AFTER THAT, YOU WILL STILL BE DEAD AND CONTINUE TO BE DEAD. YOU WILL NOT UNDIE. YOU WILL STAY DEAD, YOU WILL BE AS DEAD AFTER YOU DIE AS YOU WERE WHEN YOU FIRST DIED, AND YOU WILL BE THE SAME EXACT AMOUNT OF DEAD 1,000,000 YEARS AFTER THAT. YOU WILL BE THE EXACT SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT OF DEAD THEN AS YOU WILL BE THE MOMENT YOU FIRST DIE. YOUR AMOUNT OF DEADNESS WILL NEVER CHANGE, EVER. YOU WILL STAY DEAD AND BE JUST AS DEAD A MILLION AND A HALF YEARS FROM DYING. DEATH IS WHAT YOU WILL BE, IT'S WHERE YOU WILL BE, IT'S YOU. YOU'RE DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. A MILLION-BILLION TIMES DEAD. DEAD AND DEAD.

YOU WILL BE DEAD AND YOU'LL STAY DEAD AND DEAD IS WHAT YOU WILL BE, AND THAT AMOUNT OF DEATH WILL NEVER INCREASE AND NEVER DECREASE, IT WILL STAY THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT OF DEATH FROM THE MOMENT OF DEATH UNTIL THE MOMENT OF DEATH...DEATH WILL CONTINUE HAPPENING. IT WILL NOT UNHAPPEN. ONCE IT HAPPENS, IT WILL KEEP HAPPENING. IT WON'T STOP. YOU'LL BE DEAD AND YOU'LL STAY DEAD FOREVER, AND AFTER THAT YOU'LL STILL BE DEAD. AND AFTER THAT, STILL DEAD. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD. FOREVER. DEAD.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> in OTHER words, how is the guarantee of AT LEAST
> some amount of extreme pain in life a better
> alternative than a guarantee of AT MOST no amount
> of happiness or joy in death? I would take the
> guarantee of no pain, ever, before I'd take the
> guarantee of LOTS AND LOTS of pain, any day.

Experiencing ANYTHING is better than nothing, Miz. Even if it's pain.

Sorry if I confused you. I'm a little fuzzy this evening due to a lack of sleep and no caffeine.

Shadow Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > in OTHER words, how is the guarantee of AT
> LEAST
> > some amount of extreme pain in life a better
> > alternative than a guarantee of AT MOST no
> amount
> > of happiness or joy in death? I would take the
> > guarantee of no pain, ever, before I'd take the
> > guarantee of LOTS AND LOTS of pain, any day.
>
> Experiencing ANYTHING is better than nothing, Miz.
> Even if it's pain.
>
> Sorry if I confused you. I'm a little fuzzy this
> evening due to a lack of sleep and no caffeine.




no, you didn't confuse me. That's still FUCKING STUPID. It's STUPID!

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> dude.....you are going to become DEAD. There is NO
> DOUBT about it. You will be dead and remain dead
> after you are dead and death has occurred. Once
> death occurs, it remains occurring. Death is a
> current affair. You die, you're dead, you stay
> dead, you are still dead, you're dead long after
> you die and you stay dead long after that. You are
> DEAD. YOU DIE! YOU'RE DEAD! DEATH! YOU WILL DIE.
> YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, VERY SOON, AND YOU WILL
> REMAIN DEAD AND DEATH REMAIN WHAT YOU ARE, AND IT
> WILL NOT STOP BEING WHAT YOU ARE---DEAD IS WHAT
> YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE, FOREVER,
> AND EVEN AFTER THAT, YOU WILL STILL BE DEAD AND
> CONTINUE TO BE DEAD. YOU WILL NOT UNDIE. YOU WILL
> STAY DEAD, YOU WILL BE AS DEAD AFTER YOU DIE AS
> YOU WERE WHEN YOU FIRST DIED, AND YOU WILL BE THE
> SAME EXACT AMOUNT OF DEAD 1,000,000 YEARS AFTER
> THAT. YOU WILL BE THE EXACT SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT
> OF DEAD THEN AS YOU WILL BE THE MOMENT YOU FIRST
> DIE. YOUR AMOUNT OF DEADNESS WILL NEVER CHANGE,
> EVER. YOU WILL STAY DEAD AND BE JUST AS DEAD A
> MILLION AND A HALF YEARS FROM DYING. DEATH IS WHAT
> YOU WILL BE, IT'S WHERE YOU WILL BE, IT'S YOU.
> YOU'RE DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. A
> MILLION-BILLION TIMES DEAD. DEAD AND DEAD.
>
> YOU WILL BE DEAD AND YOU'LL STAY DEAD AND DEAD IS
> WHAT YOU WILL BE, AND THAT AMOUNT OF DEATH WILL
> NEVER INCREASE AND NEVER DECREASE, IT WILL STAY
> THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT OF DEATH FROM THE MOMENT OF
> DEATH UNTIL THE MOMENT OF DEATH...DEATH WILL
> CONTINUE HAPPENING. IT WILL NOT UNHAPPEN. ONCE IT
> HAPPENS, IT WILL KEEP HAPPENING. IT WON'T STOP.
> YOU'LL BE DEAD AND YOU'LL STAY DEAD FOREVER, AND
> AFTER THAT YOU'LL STILL BE DEAD. AND AFTER THAT,
> STILL DEAD. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD. FOREVER. DEAD.

Highly speculative.

To wit:

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.

...i think i need some help.

can anyone help me

So crazy

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, VERY VERY SOON, AND YOU WILL
> REMAIN DEAD FOREVER.
>
> THAT'S IT. YOU WILL DIE AND STAY DEAD. YOU WILL BE
> DEAD MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH LONGER THAN YOU WERE
> EVER ALIVE. YOU WILL BE DEAD FOR A VERY, VERY,
> VERY LONG TIME. YOUR LIFE WILL NOT EVEN MATTER
> WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD
> AND HOW LONG YOU WILL HAVE REMAINED DEAD. YOU WILL
> BE DEAD. YOU'LL DIE AND YOU'LL STAY DEAD, AND THAT
> IS ALL.
>
>
> YOU'LL DIE AND YOU'LL BE DEAD FOR A VERY, VERY
> LONG TIME.