OMG he so hot! Alias must be one cool chick to land a special guy like this.




http://ferrariguyforhire.com

he looks like a goddamn dooshfagg

That's Tony Taglia, who's evidently something of a minor local celebrity in Chicago.

Here's what TheDirty.com says about him:

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is a picture of Tony Fags car on Michigan Ave. I swear he put a spoiler and the gold stripes and rims on it, because factory Ferraris do not look like that. It might even be a kit car. He always parks it in the Gold Coast at a Hotel so that he can go “workout” along North Ave beach or Oak Street beach. He is always topless with a fanny pack belt. He does a few reps with 5 or 10 pound weights then power walks. Does some sit-ups. The actual setting up to do the workout lasts longer than the physical activity. Then he comes back to the car in the middle of the Viagara Triangle, still shirtless, and stands by his car doing stretches. Then people take pictures with him and his car because he’s a douche. He’s been doing this for years. Supposedly he owned a club and it burned down under suspicious circumstances. $$$. He goes by different names such as Sammy Hagar, Rod Stewart, David Coverdale….

Tony Fags, keep it up! You are on the fast track to becoming a DIRTY Celeb. I’m going with fake on the Ferrari. Final Answer. Something about it just doesn’t look right.- nik

http://thedirty.com/2008/07/tony_fags-2/

See also:
http://thedirty.com/2008/08/ha/

His page:
http://ferrariguyforhire.com/

Is this a LGBTQIA friendly business?

^ That's hawt.

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LOL Most photographed man in the country. Just because he takes his own picture every day doesn't mean he is the most photographed.

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What makes me the think the Ferrari is the only thing in his life?

He probably had some rich uncle that he inherited the Farrari from. He probably lives in some shithole.

http://www.cars.com/go/search/detail.jsp?tracktype=usedcc&csDlId=&csDgId=&listingId=117070883

Its a $60k~ car, really not crazy expensive compared to a lot of cars today.

With those ugly ass rims, high miles (likely), and having been used for commercial purposes it's worth even less, probably $45k~

Alias gets to ride that for free?

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> Alias gets to ride that for free?

Put a pair of green sneakers on that fagit and you've got eesh.

Dont forget the chest tattoo and dick piercing.

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> He probably had some rich uncle that he inherited
> the Farrari from. He probably lives in some
> shithole.



He also has a 2002 Cadillac Eldorado that he rents for $250 an hour.

Nature Boy Rick Flair??

NEWER FERRARI????

Some videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LlB7lbNlQI


http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6a56d1db27/tony-tag-on-himself


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-GpZTpu_h5Q

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Dont forget the chest tattoo and dick piercing.


And the eye shadow.

Deleted wikipedia article on him.



http://deletionpedia.dbatley.com/w/index.php?title=Tony_Tag_(deleted_20_Apr_2008_at_17:46)


“Tony Tag” is a mysterious character who probably lives in the area of Oak Park, Illinois where he is most frequently sighted. For years he’s been spotted around Oak Park and throughout all the Chicagoland area (numerous Bally’s health-clubs, grocery stores, bars, jogging, driving down various major thoroughfares in the western suburbs.

Tony has the flamboyant appearance of an aging, retired porn star or perhaps an early 80’s, southern California cheese metal/glam rock band. Easy to recognize, he appears in his mid 40’s to early 50’s, has a leathery, tan complexion and a blond, longish, mussed up hairdo (a la Sammy Haggar). Tony is usually seen driving his lipstick red Ferrari with gold chrome and spoked rims with the vanity plates “TONY TAG”. Though he also has a Cadillac (also lipstick red with gold chrome and spoked rims). Even more strange, it seems the Cadillac has exactly the same "TONY TAG" vanity plates. Given the dubious legality of 2 cars with the same plates, this does need to be verified. His fetish for red includes most of his clothes (red gym attire, silk evening shirts, tight pants), gym bag, and sunglasses. Even his iPod is red.

When Tony arrives at Bally’s for his workout, he ALWAYS manages to get the EXACT same parking space (conveniently located by the door). Despite the crowded conditions and he other trolling cars fishing for a space, it is as if the Gods have timed his arrival such that he can slip into the aforementioned space just as the previous occupant pulls out. Tony effortlessly gets his way, unaware of the seemingly Divine Order that delivers him the goods. He seems possessed by some strange, magical aura of undeserved protection and invincibility. Like some oblivious stooge strutting down the street jamming to his iPod with bricks falling out of the sky, Tony moves and grooves carelessly, neither aware nor concerned of the potential danger that never seems to touch him or the good fortune that always befalls him.



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http://vimeo.com/16562719

http://thedirty.com/category/tony_fag/


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have some good info on Tony Fag’s Ferrari. It’s a real 360, however it looks like a mexican modded it out. Dude added a spoiler and gold rims. Its a 2002 with 72K miles….all city miles…lol… He really racked up the mileage cruising “Viagra” triangle! Anyhow, I flip exotics and was offered this car 2 weeks ago. Once I saw the personalized tag…I knew where I recognized it from…THE DIRTY! Could’ve bought it for 65k…passed on it cause he F’d it up …looks like a kit car.

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Here's that Cadillac he advertises.
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I'm sure it's real and all, but that thing looks like a Mitsubishi GTO.

Alias gets real homophobic and profane whenever Obama's on tv. That's something I've noticed. Someone needs to wash her mouth out with soap.

is this supposed to be funny?

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> Put a pair of green sneakers on that fagit and
> you've got eesh.


LMFAO

I don't think that is really Alias's boyfriend. Alias has publicly stated that she considers the term boyfriend "faggy".

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> I don't think that is really Alias's boyfriend.
> Alias has publicly stated that she considers the
> term boyfriend "faggy".


Her only friend is the bottle.

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> Alias must be one cool chick to

that chick is an idiot, just read all the crazy shit she posts. her mental acumen is clearly below par.

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> Alias has publicly stated that she considers the
> term boyfriend "faggy".

This is true.

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> > Alias has publicly stated that she considers
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> This is true.


that farrari guy looks like a stupid piece of white trash who probably does say stupid shit like "faggot" and racism. what an asshole.

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> Put a pair of green sneakers on that fagit and
> you've got eesh.


lmfao!